"Mammary Mia."

22/08/13 12:54:14

"Yes, I admit I've got roman hands."

22/08/13 12:20:23

"And this seasons must have fashion accessory is a range of European neck wear. See here Janie sporting her fabulous I-tie"

22/08/13 12:32:43

"Right, I've had enough of all the accusations, I'm going to nip them in the bud once and for all."

22/08/13 12:15:22

''Where the fuck did my dental floss go?''

22/08/13 14:41:35

After a tiring flight Silvio forgets to remove his neck pillow.

22/08/13 13:08:41

"I'm telling you boys, her nipples were this big...What?.... She's standing behind me isn't she?"

22/08/13 12:46:46

50th Prime Minister of Titaly.

22/08/13 12:20:20

" I love the States and am often down in the Silicon Valley."

22/08/13 12:15:15

♫ "Just one Pornetto, give tit to me...."

22/08/13 12:08:20

" Shagnifico! "

22/08/13 12:05:16

Don't get too close love. You'll get boot polish on your tits.

22/08/13 12:06:36

♫♫ " Titty Fruity " ♫♫

22/08/13 18:00:09

I love Italy! Florence is beautiful - and so are Julia, Angela, Sarah...

22/08/13 13:38:06

"Oops, sorry I thought you were Angela Merkel."

22/08/13 12:33:11

"I screwed Karima El Mahroug, I screwed Giorgia Iafrate, then I screwed the whole bloody country."

22/08/13 12:24:16

Silvio Bust-lust-only

22/08/13 12:18:41

Silvio Berlustconi.

22/08/13 12:15:10

"Scusi.....are we here to talk about Iraq or a rack?"

22/08/13 12:08:28

Totally 100% happy with my new secretary

22/08/13 12:04:42

"Silvio, it's Jim. Have you seen my yellow frock anywhere?"

22/08/13 15:10:50

These allegations of paid prostitution are totally sicily.

22/08/13 12:45:20

The all new Berlusconi travel cushion

22/08/13 12:22:57

Titillating.

22/08/13 12:07:31