"Dave, we need to talk- that's the fifteenth pizza that's disappeared before delivery this week."

28/05/14 19:08:40

♫ Born to be wide... ♫

28/05/14 19:08:30

"Hey Kardashian, call that a butt?"

28/05/14 20:15:31

Vesparate Dan

28/05/14 19:00:06

This morning Big John had been scrambling... He had also been frying, poaching and boiling because he fucking loves eggs.

28/05/14 20:10:01

Tons of Anarchy

28/05/14 19:13:15

Because of his large posterior, surely he could never carry a passenger on that bike, or am I just being too opillionated.

28/05/14 19:44:24

Why does his bike have two sets of mudflaps?

Oh.

28/05/14 19:03:57

Scooters and Hooters.

28/05/14 21:36:09

Porky Chopper

28/05/14 20:18:39

YUMaha!

28/05/14 19:51:46

His big end's going

28/05/14 19:35:29

Fatty Arsebuckles bike

28/05/14 19:29:12

He rides a Hondaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh

28/05/14 19:29:08

Harley David Ton.

28/05/14 19:08:28

He goes over 20mpg fat out.

28/05/14 19:00:59

Swells Angels.

28/05/14 19:00:35

You have to feel sorry for the bike. She has to ride on that later.

28/05/14 19:00:19

The red bike would make me look really sexy.

28/05/14 21:25:48

The Lady Bike Hire Attendant. "Be careful not to brake fast."
Man hiring bike. "Hell Lady. I'd die if I don't breakfast."

28/05/14 20:03:21

"Don't take long in the shop, I can't stand the wait"
"By the look of it, your bike can't stand yours either"

28/05/14 19:54:56

Mmmm nice buns

28/05/14 19:34:18

Greasy Rider.

28/05/14 19:32:01

Bob was eyeing up some more buns.

28/05/14 19:19:59

He was told that riding a bike was a piece of cake.

28/05/14 19:16:13

His motto is 'Burn Rubber, Not Calories."

28/05/14 19:09:48