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08/12/19 12:00:04 |
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25/09/19 8:20:33 |
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Til death do us--
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"I think my sex addiction's cured." 15/09/19 12:23:30 |
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30/07/19 8:00:32 |
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31/05/19 12:00:16 |
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18/05/19 8:00:03 |
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16/05/19 8:00:03 |
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Glad it's not just me that struggles with a Toblerone. 14/04/19 12:14:01 |
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That's cool well done - I love toblerone wish I could find one that big
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28/11/18 12:01:09 |
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03/10/18 20:00:29 |
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Thu 20:31:43 |
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01/04/24 8:10:19 |
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It was a long drawn out match. 16/03/24 12:01:38 |
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"...and that's how I discovered owl feathers make really comfy pillows." 13/03/24 12:38:08 |
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04/03/24 20:10:22 |
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16/02/24 20:02:59 |
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16/02/24 8:00:43 |
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14/02/24 12:05:01 |
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12/02/24 8:09:02 |
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10/02/24 20:07:31 |
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06/01/24 8:02:47, edited: 06/01/24 8:10:34 |
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"My period's really heavy. Do you think anyone will notice?" 21/12/23 12:31:05 |
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"Dear, calm down you're going all Pride and Prejudice on me""Pride and Prejudice?""Period drama"
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27/11/23 8:38:54 |
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06/11/23 12:09:10 |
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"When you said you'd knit me a tank top..." 25/10/23 8:01:23 |
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19/10/23 20:32:12 |
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He needs a bigger bang for his buck. 24/08/23 20:03:37, edited: 24/08/23 20:04:21 |
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31/07/23 8:03:17 |
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31/07/23 8:00:22 |
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18/07/23 8:06:59 |
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"I was a little surprised when I arrived at the Flat Earth Society's table tennis championships." 14/07/23 8:05:26 |
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I admire Flat Earthers as they've never used violence to enforce their point. Is it because their argument simply falls flat? 😄
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Sadly Alvin never saw the Pérignon falcon. 16/06/23 12:14:10 |
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12/05/23 12:00:06 |
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Children should be seen and not hurled. 10/05/23 20:07:35 |
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"Harvesting these nuts is a labia of love." 30/04/23 12:14:18 |
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"We survived the tsunami but we're not out of the woods yet." 09/04/23 20:28:11 |
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05/04/23 12:00:09 |
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"I turned the spare room into an orifice." 18/03/23 12:11:54 |
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03/02/23 12:02:07 |
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"Seriously, you want £200,000 for a 5% share of your business?" 28/12/22 20:01:38 |
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His bark is better than his sight 26/12/22 12:39:49 |
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His bark's worse than his bike. 24/11/22 20:14:45 |
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22/10/22 12:19:04 |
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Supervotes sent.
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21/10/22 12:02:42 |
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10 seconds earlier... 26/09/22 8:16:33 |
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"No, you've not won yet. My king has 9 lives too." 18/09/22 13:10:42 |
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"Are these your teeth Dave?" 10/09/22 12:03:53 |
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10/09/22 8:00:09 |
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I guess I'm not the only one who finds jeans too tight around their hippos. 04/08/22 9:17:18 |
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16/06/22 8:15:46 |
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02/05/22 12:38:28 |
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"I'm trying to eat more fibre." 27/02/22 8:01:19 |
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"Bloody Parkinson's, there goes another one!" 21/02/22 20:21:00 |
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22/11/21 8:00:35 |
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12/11/21 8:14:57 |
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Used in an even earlier caption from 2020 with an entirely different meaning: https://www.caption.me/551444
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09/11/21 8:42:15 |
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After months of negotiations, preventing all out intergalactic war came down to one simple action. 07/10/21 12:49:45 |
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Pulling her finger?
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07/07/21 13:13:19 |
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Call me loco, but I don't think they sound a-Leica
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"I told you to fix that squeaky wheel." 26/06/21 12:00:05 |
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24/06/21 20:00:06 |
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"Excuse me love, can you move please? Doctor Who can't get out of his tardis." 11/04/21 8:31:26 |
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Has someone warned her about attracting the wrong sort of fellers? 26/02/21 20:00:39 |
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like termites?
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08/02/21 12:00:05 |
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04/02/21 8:00:20 |
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When wasps start being attracted to your toilet seat, it's time to get tested for diabetes. 24/11/20 12:21:38 |
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🎵 Never store your superglue next to your eye drops 🎵 17/09/20 12:00:07 |
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That will make you sing the glues.
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6th form college prepares for visit from Prince Andrew. 20/07/20 20:05:12 |
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"This is the last time I go for a roll in the hay with you." 14/07/20 8:00:05 |
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11/06/20 20:06:11 |
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18/04/20 20:00:03 |
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"F*ck off Daddy her boobs are mine." 20/03/20 8:00:16 |
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"Love, you're not you when you're hungry." 05/03/20 20:00:46 |
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"When I practice golf indoors I always use a tee towel." 26/02/20 20:00:13 |
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I used to use tee towels too, until I got a hole in one
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"Honest Noah, they'll be fine if you just leave them in the sea." 13/02/20 8:02:04 |
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Star Wars isn't for everyone's pallet. 07/01/20 12:14:58 |
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Shunned by the video game industry, Pac-Man spends his days finding customers for the local brothel. 22/10/19 12:06:44 |
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17/10/19 12:00:11 |
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28/08/19 20:09:03 |
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12/06/19 8:00:04 |
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13/05/19 20:00:03 |
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12/05/19 20:00:05 |
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26/04/19 8:00:15 |
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16/04/19 12:00:05 |
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20/03/19 12:00:06 |
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Yeah couldn't agree more James, great caption.
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25/02/19 8:00:26 |
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08/01/19 8:00:05 |
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When a caption appears after a few seconds it will probably have been prepared in advance rather than be the result of ''speed and cleverness''. The lucky captioneer will simply be the one who downloads it the quickest. As Karyn points out, it...
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26/12/18 20:00:06 |
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"Please officer, can you let me off? It's my birthday tomorrow." 24/12/18 12:52:15 |
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Rambo's mission was to shoot the country's monarch. 10/12/18 8:39:10 |
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13/11/18 20:01:06 |
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Nod to https://www.caption.me/356778https://www.caption.me/277138https://www.caption.me/63354
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Thu 20:35:34 |
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"Poor Dave, I told him to fix that squeaky wheel." 24/03/24 20:09:13 |
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14/03/24 20:37:51 |
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14/03/24 8:02:30 |
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09/03/24 12:01:08 |
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29/02/24 12:00:14 |
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14/02/24 20:11:51 |
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11/02/24 12:03:51 |
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11/02/24 8:02:37 |
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05/02/24 20:14:47 |
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I think Troompa Loompa lives here, and rents his spare rooms to Glyn, Karyn, Karen M, Al, Jimbles, Dave B, Vivvy, Kta, Dan, Tony, herc, Stephen, Domey, Dotty, Alexandra, scrijjy, John, Michael, Phil, KT A, Kathleen, Paul, C CaMel…….. plus loads more! (Massive house.)
Incidentally, Uncle Chris lives off grid in the Forest Of Dean.
1:05pm
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Have you been looking through the keyhole, Karen? ;)
4:19pm
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Rent's due. £1,000 each please, cough up!
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
There ya go, a thousand pounds... of oranges.
12:39pm
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Due to this sudden increase in the cost of living, it might be an idea to increase the monthly prize...🤔
12:43pm
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Nice callback!
5:38pm
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"When's the next drug intervention night? I just saw a unicorn." [Stephen Bean]
The one that got away?
1:13pm
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"Where's the big bad wolf?" "We left him huffing and puffing about three miles back." [Stephen Bean]
Exquisitely painful pun, accept this vote.
2:12pm
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Fast of the Summer Swine [Stephen Bean]
The "Tabby'ulator."
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Arithmewtic [Stephen Bean]
Lol, I was thinking Spratboyslim 🤣
12:07pm
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Bratboy Slim [Stephen Bean]