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Stephen Bean Vote score: 10692Stephen Bean

"Honest Noah, they'll be fine if you just leave them in the sea."

13/02/20 8:02:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6675Glyn Evans

Throw darts and win a fish, what could possibly go wrong?

13/02/20 8:35:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10121Dave Bryan

''There's something fishy about these catheter bags, nurse.''

13/02/20 8:30:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8983Chris Keegan

"I'll tell you this Fred, I'm seriously hoping this isn't one of those bags for life"

13/02/20 8:00:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7225The Wolf

The cruellest water bomb shop ever.

13/02/20 9:16:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23113Michael Winner

"So- you've got coronavirus too?

13/02/20 8:00:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10692Stephen Bean

♫ Life in plastic, it's fintastic

13/02/20 8:58:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9844Mr Dome

Oh shit I just heard someone say it's fry day tomorrow

13/02/20 8:43:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12382Vanessa the Guesser

"Why aren't they cooking us?"
"Maybe they've got bigger fish to fry."

13/02/20 8:25:18

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 519Charles Gilbert

"If we get out of this I'm going to fin-slap the shit out of you Carl."

14/02/20 1:52:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20670John Glover

"On the side of our homes, what does that say in chinese?"
"Eh ... boil ... in ... the ...bag."

13/02/20 12:10:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7225The Wolf

"Down a bit...left a bit...up a bit...bit more...THAT'S IT...HARDER...Ahh cheers Dave, it's a bastard when you're a goldfish and you get an itch."

13/02/20 8:35:17

 
stone face Vote score: 7740stone face

"Hi, how are you? I don't believe we've ever met."

Half a minute later...

"Hi, how are you? I don't believe we've ever met."

13/02/20 8:22:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10692Stephen Bean

Life of Pisces

13/02/20 8:18:53

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4500Lucky Elperro

"Our father who art in heaven...it's bollocks isn't it"

13/02/20 11:05:35

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 1566Mark Wilson

Your wasting your time Dave, swimming down to escape only works in the movies

13/02/20 10:25:47

 
stone face Vote score: 7740stone face

"So, when someone finally picks me, I heard it's off to an ornamental fish pond. Three meals a day, clean water, a life of luxury."

" Nah! This is China. Straight in the wok for you,mate."

13/02/20 8:29:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1566Mark Wilson

"Does my bum look big in this bag"?

13/02/20 8:23:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6795Hercules Rockefeller

"Yes, I'll take my sushi to go please."

13/02/20 8:01:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The one on the left seems a bit koi

13/02/20 8:01:14

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5478Ron Allan

'Yeah, we sold the bowl and decided to downsize'

13/02/20 21:00:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6149Greg Curtis

"My bag, or yours?"

13/02/20 11:36:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1566Mark Wilson

Warning!!! don't drink the water Dave as someone has had a poo in mine

13/02/20 10:32:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10762Neil Mackenzie

They have a long shelf life.
What the GoldFish?
No. The plastic Bags.

13/02/20 9:41:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1589Willie Johnson

"Hey, did you know that water can act like a magnifying glass if the sun passes through a clear container of it?"
"You don't say... HEY, the place is on fire. RUN AWAY!"

13/02/20 9:00:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10121Dave Bryan

''At least we have some privacy in this back room. My brother lives his life in a goldfish bowl.''

13/02/20 8:41:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1974Rachel P

“So, what film do you fancy watching tonight?”

13/02/20 8:39:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10692Stephen Bean

School bags

13/02/20 8:33:37

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stone face Vote score: 7740stone face

"The worse thing about being stuck in this bag, is I've got to listen to you carp on all day."

13/02/20 8:31:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9844Mr Dome

School changing rooms

13/02/20 8:28:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1974Rachel P

Economy travel instead of first glass

13/02/20 8:26:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5692James Lennox

"Who the hell is that with the camera?"

"It's Chris Gold."

"Oh, right, wait, who the hell is that with the camera?"

"It's Chris Gold."

"Oh, of course ... wait, who the hell is that with the camera?"

13/02/20 8:21:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8983Chris Keegan

"Well done Dave, any more good ideas like a day out at the Funfair?"

13/02/20 8:18:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10121Dave Bryan

''You can't get out of the bag, darling. There's no point getting poissonate.''

13/02/20 8:17:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5692James Lennox

"Help me ... sealed bag ... can't breath ... Oh wait, I'm fine, just forgot I was a goldfish for a moment there."

13/02/20 8:10:28

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

'hey listen, I think my water just broke'

13/02/20 8:08:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6795Hercules Rockefeller

Goldfisher

13/02/20 8:07:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10121Dave Bryan

The living room of the world coconut shy champion

13/02/20 8:05:24

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"Do not worry, we shall be out of Wuhan soon"

13/02/20 8:04:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"No chance of koitusinterruptus"

13/02/20 8:02:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12382Vanessa the Guesser

Fairground Attraction

13/02/20 8:00:33

 
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