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Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

Cocks and robbers

08/02/21 12:00:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

They apparently have a problem with poachers

08/02/21 12:11:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

Around the cluck service.

08/02/21 12:00:40

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

After a number of years service we are sad to announce that Henry the hen will be retiring but pleased that he has been adopted by a friendly old army man Colonel Saunders

08/02/21 12:48:59

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You never know. S/he could be non binary. Why does "Henry" have to be a masculine name anyway? --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

He thinks he's a superhero with his capon.

08/02/21 12:09:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

I think they're being ova protective.

08/02/21 12:05:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

...and battery operated security cameras are in use.

08/02/21 12:00:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11495Neil Mackenzie

They regularly comb the area.

08/02/21 17:53:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7534Glyn Evans

"We don't like trouble in these here parts. We act as our own Judge, Jury and Eggsecutioner"

08/02/21 12:06:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

All our guards have huge pecks.

08/02/21 12:01:34

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 495Tiny Alien

Free Rangers

08/02/21 14:15:18

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Our motto"No one escapes the tiny talon of the law." --Mauris Iocus
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

Also known as Jerk Chicken

08/02/21 12:02:44

 
Leeds Baggie Vote score: 30Leeds Baggie

The union made it clear, the chickens don't cross the road.

08/02/21 15:13:35

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Don't need to cross the road if they don't know why. Somebody is always asking. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"Our Chicken Factory is being patrolled by attack Chickens? What happened to the dogs?"

"KFC picked up the wrong animals. Do you fancy McDonald's for lunch?"

08/02/21 12:45:57

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"McNo." --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

Colonel Sanders is in charge.

08/02/21 12:01:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

Hunter's chicken

08/02/21 12:01:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

Don't fall fowl of the law.

08/02/21 12:00:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

Fowl behaviour will not be tolerated.

08/02/21 12:00:11

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 493Fozzgog B.

"You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel clucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

08/02/21 21:36:06

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 990alexandra ball

You'll get a chicken licken

08/02/21 15:20:26

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Yeah, & they catch you by the nuggets. --Mauris Iocus
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3231Scrijjy Doo

"I'll be BOCK."

08/02/21 14:09:16

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

Most of our security force are henpecked husbands who just need a bit of free range.

08/02/21 13:20:16

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

It's no wonder those attack chickens are so angry they never get laid

08/02/21 13:03:15

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Haven't been laid since they were born.  --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: The man who murdered an Attack Chicken security guard has been hung on the giblet.

08/02/21 12:25:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"Don't worry lads, this security company won't give us any problems. They're always too busy attacking Chickens"

08/02/21 12:20:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

♪ Little red rooster's on the prowl ♪

08/02/21 12:13:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

"Don't worry Dave, thanks to lockdown they've been laid off."

08/02/21 12:09:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

"The breast in the business!"

08/02/21 12:04:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23773Michael Winner

It's a poultry service.

08/02/21 12:00:10

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 493Fozzgog B.

You'd better have a damn good reason for crossing this road.

08/02/21 21:16:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6457Greg Curtis

"What the cluck!"

08/02/21 18:45:52

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 110Anthony Smith

Cock a doodle - Shoo!

08/02/21 18:25:15

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 110Anthony Smith

The new 'Mecca' for Foxes..

08/02/21 17:55:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6457Greg Curtis

"Help! Dinner's on ME."

08/02/21 14:47:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

''Is it dangerous being an Attack Chicken security officer?''

''Yes, I've often had the stuffing knocked out of me.''

08/02/21 13:43:05

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 110Endeavour 2 Persevere

Twitter's last message to Donald Trump.

08/02/21 13:26:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

Chicken Madass

08/02/21 13:05:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11082Mr Dome

They might start a coup

08/02/21 12:53:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

Eggressive.

08/02/21 12:44:39

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

I can't stand those smug peckers.

08/02/21 12:42:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5150Stu Dent

The cock of the north

08/02/21 12:36:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Our dispatch cocks are trained to kill.

08/02/21 12:36:06

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

"I reckon, in yer deep south, yer will fear the black cock."

08/02/21 12:24:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2436Mark Wilson

Should see them goose step

08/02/21 12:12:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Securicock

08/02/21 12:10:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23773Michael Winner

Looks like the boring answer to the old joke is 'because the alarm went off'.

08/02/21 12:00:59

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Can't believe I didn't notice this caption - love it! --Stephen Bean
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