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Cocks and robbers
08/02/21 12:00:05
They apparently have a problem with poachers
08/02/21 12:11:43
Around the cluck service.
08/02/21 12:00:40
After a number of years service we are sad to announce that Henry the hen will be retiring but pleased that he has been adopted by a friendly old army man Colonel Saunders
08/02/21 12:48:59
He thinks he's a superhero with his capon.
08/02/21 12:09:31
I think they're being ova protective.
08/02/21 12:05:39
...and battery operated security cameras are in use.
08/02/21 12:00:16
They regularly comb the area.
08/02/21 17:53:14
"We don't like trouble in these here parts. We act as our own Judge, Jury and Eggsecutioner"
08/02/21 12:06:12
All our guards have huge pecks.
08/02/21 12:01:34
Free Rangers
08/02/21 14:15:18
Also known as Jerk Chicken
08/02/21 12:02:44
The union made it clear, the chickens don't cross the road.
08/02/21 15:13:35
"Our Chicken Factory is being patrolled by attack Chickens? What happened to the dogs?""KFC picked up the wrong animals. Do you fancy McDonald's for lunch?"
08/02/21 12:45:57
Colonel Sanders is in charge.
08/02/21 12:01:43
Hunter's chicken
08/02/21 12:01:18
Don't fall fowl of the law.
08/02/21 12:00:12
Fowl behaviour will not be tolerated.
08/02/21 12:00:11
"You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel clucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
08/02/21 21:36:06
You'll get a chicken licken
08/02/21 15:20:26
"I'll be BOCK."
08/02/21 14:09:16
Most of our security force are henpecked husbands who just need a bit of free range.
08/02/21 13:20:16
It's no wonder those attack chickens are so angry they never get laid
08/02/21 13:03:15
BREAKING NEWS: The man who murdered an Attack Chicken security guard has been hung on the giblet.
08/02/21 12:25:16
"Don't worry lads, this security company won't give us any problems. They're always too busy attacking Chickens"
08/02/21 12:20:26
♪ Little red rooster's on the prowl ♪
08/02/21 12:13:41
"Don't worry Dave, thanks to lockdown they've been laid off."
08/02/21 12:09:04
"The breast in the business!"
08/02/21 12:04:32
It's a poultry service.
08/02/21 12:00:10
You'd better have a damn good reason for crossing this road.
08/02/21 21:16:17
"What the cluck!"
08/02/21 18:45:52
Cock a doodle - Shoo!
08/02/21 18:25:15
The new 'Mecca' for Foxes..
08/02/21 17:55:05
"Help! Dinner's on ME."
08/02/21 14:47:23
''Is it dangerous being an Attack Chicken security officer?''''Yes, I've often had the stuffing knocked out of me.''
08/02/21 13:43:05
Twitter's last message to Donald Trump.
08/02/21 13:26:22
Chicken Madass
08/02/21 13:05:53
They might start a coup
08/02/21 12:53:13
Eggressive.
08/02/21 12:44:39
I can't stand those smug peckers.
08/02/21 12:42:45
The cock of the north
08/02/21 12:36:44
Our dispatch cocks are trained to kill.
08/02/21 12:36:06
"I reckon, in yer deep south, yer will fear the black cock."
08/02/21 12:24:45
Should see them goose step
08/02/21 12:12:17
Securicock
08/02/21 12:10:36
Looks like the boring answer to the old joke is 'because the alarm went off'.
08/02/21 12:00:59
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