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“Excuse me love, can you move please? Doctor Who can’t get out of his tardis.”
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 16037Stephen Bean

“Excuse me love, can you move please? Doctor Who can’t get out of his tardis.”

11/04/21 8:31:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14356Dave Bryan

After the Duke of Edinburgh's death, women living near Sandringham start driving again.

11/04/21 8:11:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24823Ian Skelding

"Why did you put an extra 20psi into the passenger side tyres?"

11/04/21 8:08:58

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Maybe it's just conservative. It leans to the right. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14889Vanessa the Guesser

Her other car's a Larder.

11/04/21 10:11:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16037Stephen Bean

Driving Miss Dairy

11/04/21 8:19:50

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 343SnapDragon D

"Honestly, I am befuddled. Everyone keeps shouting at me, "You got 4 flat tires!!" I stop and check, they're all fine. What is going on? Stupid pranksters."

11/04/21 8:06:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33898Tony Edwards

Passenger 57 stones

11/04/21 10:24:15

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 206Nina Dutton

Mavis was happy that she got a part in Grand heft auto.

11/04/21 8:33:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8325James Lennox

When he couldn't get out of his Tardis, Doctor Who tried again 10 minutes earlier.

11/04/21 8:21:35

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I have to admit, when I first saw that caption my first thought was "that's the same as the other one". But then I noticed that the last word was "earlier". Funny how the mind works, especially when in a hurry. That caption should have gotten... --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16037Stephen Bean

The Fat and the Furious

11/04/21 8:10:15

 
Joe Vote score: 1733Joe

Staff cutbacks at Blackpool FC had started to take effect. Here we see PR manager, head chef, PA announcer and top scorer Harriet ‘hat-trick’ Harris arriving for training.

11/04/21 12:03:37

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5828Paul Reeve

Filling up at the ass station.

11/04/21 9:20:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14356Dave Bryan

''Would you like me to fill her up, sir?''

''That's impossible. Just put some petrol in the car.''

11/04/21 8:23:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7911Glyn Evans

People believe overeating solely causes obesity. Surely overdriving adds to it?

What was obesity like in 1900 when we relied on horses, cars were in their infancy and could only be afforded by the aristocracy? Is the reason that the obesity epidemic started and horses disappeared off our streets at the same time simply a coincidence?

11/04/21 8:20:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5291Al Overy

Scone in 60 Seconds

11/04/21 8:00:46

 
Ryan French Vote score: 47Ryan French

News just in.... Driver eats another driver in road rage incident.

11/04/21 19:52:50

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

I see you baby, shaking that ass, shaking that ass

11/04/21 16:27:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21519John Glover

"Isn't that Hugh Jarce's sister?"

11/04/21 15:13:19

 
Ryan French Vote score: 47Ryan French

Thats a big old back end.

11/04/21 14:04:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11599Mr Dome

She's a bit excessive with the gas

11/04/21 10:25:04

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20692Troompa Loompa

*Beep beep beep beep beep...*

11/04/21 9:49:19

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1174alexandra ball

Give her plenty of room, orange is the new black!

11/04/21 9:17:36

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 884Ellen Duncalf

“What’s the hold up honey? You’ve put the takeaway in.”


“Just waiting on the Diet Coke babe.”

11/04/21 9:16:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5291Al Overy

Satsumo

11/04/21 9:15:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

She's getting in estate.

11/04/21 9:00:08

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 206Nina Dutton

The salesman said it would be a fanny magnet. Wish I’d gone for the xs model instead.

11/04/21 8:43:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24823Ian Skelding

"Good job her hubby's got a HGV license."

11/04/21 8:17:22

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8079Hercules Rockefeller

Tiffany had more than enough junk in the trunk.

11/04/21 8:09:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11826Neil Mackenzie

Her husband always told her to weight in the car.

11/04/21 8:08:45

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 343SnapDragon D

Airbag Redundant

11/04/21 8:07:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7479Vivvy En

'Hmm, the suspension seems to be a little wonky. I think I can fix that.'

11/04/21 8:04:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5291Al Overy

Luckily, I presented the undercover cop with my car tax documents as she was about to crush my vehicle.

11/04/21 8:01:10

 
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