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Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

...and escorted off the premises.

20/07/21 12:28:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

"You're going down!"

20/07/21 12:20:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

Thankfully I'd stolen Lube, Condoms and a packet of Polos.

20/07/21 12:00:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Pros and Cons.

20/07/21 12:41:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

Unexpected item in the shagging area.

20/07/21 17:50:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Robbers are are over there next to the KY jelly and Vaseline."

20/07/21 12:06:40

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

...and heavily penalized.

20/07/21 14:47:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

The Pound Shop.

20/07/21 14:31:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

You'll NEVER guess what I got for a quid in Poundland the other day.

20/07/21 12:39:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

*Ding Dong Ding*

"Price check, blowjobs, aisle 3."

20/07/21 12:33:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"The broth'll be at the back of the store."

20/07/21 12:31:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, you'll be getting a five finger discount alright."

20/07/21 12:18:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"Dave, it's your turn to pick up the soap."

20/07/21 12:06:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

...as long as it keeps them off the streets

20/07/21 15:16:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

The store's motto is 'more bang for your buck'.

20/07/21 14:30:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

You might get banged up

20/07/21 13:26:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

You don’t have the embarrassment of the Police taking you out the front door, it’s done discreetly in and out the back door.

20/07/21 12:54:42

 
Guy Random Vote score: 333Guy Random

10 years on the game and a day doesn't go by without me wishing I'd seen that sign...

20/07/21 12:38:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Number of thieves going down.

20/07/21 12:37:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"'Ello 'ello 'ello. I have reason to believe this is a knocking shop."

20/07/21 12:22:35

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Pimp my crime.

20/07/21 12:21:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

Sounds a bit heavy but then I've never tried to lift a shop

20/07/21 12:19:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"It should be pros-ec-uted, not pros-tit-uted. What tit made that mistake?"

20/07/21 12:15:09

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It was me. Quite often I'll be in the middle of something and start thinking of tits. --James Lennox
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Hello gorgeous woman. I have ten grand here. I'll give you three grand if you go into that shop and nick me a cucumber"

"Ok fine. What are you gonna do with the other seven grand?"

20/07/21 12:01:43

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

And the CCTV is not closed circuit.

20/07/21 18:09:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

There's more money to be made as a prostitute

20/07/21 14:21:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

Times are hard so we've to recoup loses somehow.

20/07/21 13:55:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Petty Woman

20/07/21 12:55:15

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Antony Worrall Thompson’s Coq au Van.

20/07/21 12:49:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

"You're starting to try my patrons!"

20/07/21 12:45:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

"It all starts with the stocking..."

20/07/21 12:38:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

They had been chaste

20/07/21 12:38:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

..after being questioned by T.J.Hooker.

20/07/21 12:25:58

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

They are trying to kerb thieves.

20/07/21 12:21:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"I've never seen the local brothel so well stocked."

20/07/21 12:20:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

In the homosexual clothing store shirt lifters will be also .

20/07/21 12:17:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"Don't worry, it's actually meant to say 'Shopfitters will be electrocuted.'"

20/07/21 12:14:32

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"You won't be paying contact less. "

20/07/21 12:14:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

"Spank me, I've been naughty."

20/07/21 12:12:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Burglar King

20/07/21 12:05:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to take that lying down."

20/07/21 12:03:59

 
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