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...and escorted off the premises.

20/07/21 11:28:58

"You're going down!"

20/07/21 11:20:15

Thankfully I'd stolen Lube, Condoms and a packet of Polos.

20/07/21 11:00:21

Pros and Cons.

20/07/21 11:41:08

Unexpected item in the shagging area.

20/07/21 16:50:26

"Robbers are are over there next to the KY jelly and Vaseline."

20/07/21 11:06:40

...and heavily penalized.

20/07/21 13:47:56

The Pound Shop.

20/07/21 13:31:22

You'll NEVER guess what I got for a quid in Poundland the other day.

20/07/21 11:39:21

*Ding Dong Ding*

"Price check, blowjobs, aisle 3."

20/07/21 11:33:09

"The broth'll be at the back of the store."

20/07/21 11:31:29

"Oh, you'll be getting a five finger discount alright."

20/07/21 11:18:07

"Dave, it's your turn to pick up the soap."

20/07/21 11:06:40