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lol clever

"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber."

17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10

"You spoil that hamster"

17/05/23 11:16:05

They didn’t have any hot water, but they did have a perfect re-creation of the London Underground Network.

17/05/23 11:00:25, edited: 17/05/23 11:02:27

The most annoying thing is - the boiler isn't working.

17/05/23 11:06:51

Ha ha, the bloody Smart meters won’t cope with that.”

17/05/23 11:07:49, edited: 17/05/23 11:09:23

“Copper load of that.”

17/05/23 11:04:32

"Sir, I'm gonna have to rip all of this out of the bathroom, fix new pipework, add a new pressure release valve and rewire some circuits on the boiler. Then you should have heating back."

"Ok fine, but can you pass me that toilet roll first and then wait outside whilst I finish my poo?"

17/05/23 12:19:55, edited: 17/05/23 12:28:05