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| Comments | 12 | 3 | 3 | #9 | 3 | 3 | #9 | 939 | 710 | #12 |
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20/08/23 19:03:00 |
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A cat a meringue.
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13/03/23 20:00:15 |
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"That poor lady doesn't know whether she's coming or going." 10/02/23 8:00:11 |
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On reflection it wasn't the best location for the annual Sleep Walkers Society camping holiday. 29/01/23 9:49:24 |
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28/01/23 8:08:31 |
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🎵 Postmortem Pat and his black and white cat 17/01/23 12:25:12 |
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"I thought I'd spruce the place up a little." 11/01/23 20:19:12 |
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26/11/22 20:00:33, edited: 26/11/22 20:19:20 |
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ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ
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"Can you ask the captioneers for a bed pun please." 02/11/22 12:05:53 |
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"I'm not sure I'm cut out for this kind of exercise." 05/09/22 7:00:12 |
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31/08/22 11:08:47 |
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Young people don't respect their elders nowadays. 04/07/22 11:06:33 |
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27/06/22 7:18:05 |
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27/05/22 7:00:10 |
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"What an amazing coincidence. They've both put Rohypnol in each other's drink." 21/11/21 20:28:36 |
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06/10/21 11:05:57 |
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Thank you, it's an honour to have inspired such a great caption. I remember thinking a nod was unnecessary lol.
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"I put my heart and sole into my art." 06/07/21 7:00:05 |
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I put my art and soul into my heart.
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25/05/21 7:08:06 |
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"I don't know why they bother with that sign." 07/12/20 12:14:20 |
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Ouch... :-)
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The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal. 24/10/20 13:07:05 |
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22/10/20 19:22:28 |
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06/06/20 7:00:22 |
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How on earth did they get my real picture?
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30/03/20 7:00:05 |
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"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?" 28/03/20 12:24:49 |
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I've got to hand it to you.
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When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls. 24/03/20 8:02:54 |
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18/03/20 13:27:19 |
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Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get.
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Labrador for sale: in mint condition. 16/03/20 20:00:12 |
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19/11/19 8:00:03 |
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16/09/19 7:00:04 |
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04/09/19 7:09:03 |
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Always slice a cucumber before feeding to your tortoise. 23/11/18 21:52:32 |
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There's big bucks in the fashion industry. 30/10/18 8:08:30 |
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17/10/23 19:12:38 |
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08/10/23 19:04:16 |
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"What does it feel like?" 27/09/23 11:09:55 |
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06/08/23 11:05:08 |
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They're always going on family trips. 19/06/23 11:26:52 |
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A single match later and we settled down next to a roaring fire. 20/05/23 7:00:52 |
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Dave hoped the ticket inspector wouldn't notice him. 13/05/23 7:03:54 |
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05/05/23 7:57:18 |
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"I warned you not to have sex with that ostrich." 16/04/23 7:00:35, edited: 16/04/23 7:00:54 |
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"...and WAKE UP DAVE!" shouted the hypnotist. 05/02/23 20:00:26 |
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"I warned him not to go sailing after gargling with Listerine." 19/01/23 8:00:16 |
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06/12/22 20:05:13 |
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07/11/22 9:01:18 |
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28/10/22 7:03:34 |
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15/10/22 7:15:26 |
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"How did you get on with the hare spray?" 12/09/22 11:05:52 |
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11/09/22 19:00:34 |
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31/08/22 11:45:27 |
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21/08/22 7:00:11, edited: 24/08/22 10:22:26 |
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"Can you lift me up please Daddy?" 19/08/22 7:23:26 |
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"Shame, I was hoping for some rumpy pumpy." 15/06/22 11:00:12 |
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Children should be seen and not hurled. 16/05/22 19:00:07 |
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Nice play on the original caption, but still not a complete pun (makes sense both ways).
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06/04/22 7:44:56 |
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23/03/22 12:18:29 |
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15/03/22 20:15:01 |
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It was the breast of times. It was the thirst of times.
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17/12/21 13:16:16 |
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20/11/21 9:06:50 |
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Only 43 hours? I thought it was more.
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28/03/21 7:00:10 |
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02/02/21 23:11:10 |
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"I told you not to lick my arse." 03/01/21 20:00:28 |
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''I didn't realise you were being serious. I thought you were saying it tongue in cheek.''
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01/09/20 19:00:11 |
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"It was awful. They skinned me from my head tomatoes." 09/07/20 11:03:43 |
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16/06/20 19:09:20 |
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10/06/20 19:15:41 |
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🎵 "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" 29/04/20 19:00:05 |
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few 100 years at least.
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07/04/20 19:00:04 |
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Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted. 28/01/20 20:01:14 |
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18/01/20 8:00:03 |
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Young people don't respect their elders anymore. 27/09/19 8:19:02 |
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23/07/19 19:00:14 |
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16/07/19 11:00:04 |
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10/07/19 7:09:18 |
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Jesus figured selling selfies on ebay would make him a prophet. 07/05/19 11:02:50 |
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03/05/19 11:02:24 |
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07/02/19 20:00:05 |
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12/01/19 12:00:04 |
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26/11/23 8:01:54 |
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20/10/23 12:16:04 |
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06/10/23 7:05:52, edited: 06/10/23 7:06:24 |
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26/08/23 11:16:34 |
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09/08/23 19:04:33 |
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01/08/23 19:09:06 |
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24/07/23 11:02:50 |
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"How will I recognise you?" 12/07/23 7:02:08 |
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10/07/23 11:02:54 |
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"Ha ha, I win guys. Swords beat paper." 14/04/23 11:00:07 |
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Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blew 03/04/23 11:00:19 |
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27/03/23 19:00:10 |
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He died from a virus.
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20/03/23 12:00:59 |
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"Stop right there madam, we have reason to believe you have stolen some of our onions." 17/03/23 12:00:13, edited: 17/03/23 12:01:00 |
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"One small sip for man, one giant gulp for mankind." 24/02/23 9:11:34 |
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"How much for a shave?" 19/02/23 12:00:23, edited: 19/02/23 12:54:42 |
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Great caption! Think it might work slightly better without the “me at the barbers” bit?
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28/01/23 12:00:13 |
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25/01/23 12:00:07 |
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24/01/23 20:28:49 |
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"Why are they looking so sad?" 18/01/23 12:22:05 |
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23/12/22 12:00:30 |
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20/12/22 12:00:08 |
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Glyn. It's a winner
10:40pm
comment on caption:
"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." [Stephen Bean]
So if it's a winner Mr Dome does that mean we are allowed punani or are we left with punoney?
Punoney - usually a state of being where folk go without punani, not that they need punani for validation, but generally there's an ick factor involved which puts folk with punanis off, telling them that you're a captioner being one of them. For example discussing how the voting system works isn't exactly turn on talk, but captioning is a sure fire way to get into someone's pants...and then get arrested because they usually want them back afterward
8:59am
comment on caption:
"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." [Stephen Bean]
With this many comments, it seems a shame not to have awarded a single vote.
9:02am
comment on caption:
"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." [Stephen Bean]
That would undermine the point of caption.me Molly otherwise if we were overwhelmed with comments and the votes that go with them this place would be renamed comment.me
11:57am
comment on caption:
"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." [Stephen Bean]
Underrated!
11:07pm
comment on caption:
"What's wrong with me Doc?"
"You have Heinz, foot and mouth disease." [Stephen Bean]
So Hoth is a lice planet?
8:32am
comment on caption:
"Han is really sorry he gave you nits." [Stephen Bean]
"I know, but...
I had 'Mustered' all of my Courage...
Thinking I could get away, and he wouldn't 'Ketchup."
10:23pm
comment on caption:
"I told you not to try and steal one of Gulliver's chips." [Stephen Bean]
Tickled me this one.
9:51pm
comment on caption:
"Thanks for holding the ladder Dave, but I'd feel a lot safer if you took off those roller skates." [Stephen Bean]
I bet the electricity company sends them a thank-you card in January
11:10am
comment on caption:
"Sorry kids, there'll be no presents this year. Our electric bill is larger than we expected." [Stephen Bean]
A big nod to 8:00:30
8:02am
comment on caption:
The Ghost of Christmas Pussed [Stephen Bean]