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Peeping Tom

04/05/23 11:00:06

"I don't f*cking believe it. Mittens, come and have a look at this. Asda just turned up and are offloading the groceries. They've only ordered Asda own brand cat food instead of Whiskas. I know there's a cost of living crisis but they still bought Heinz beans. Nope, not an Asda baked bean in sight. Right, come on, let's go shit on their pillows."

04/05/23 11:51:08, edited: 04/05/23 11:55:00

"Would you look at that. The burglars have emptied the entire house into that truck. Well, that will teach them to piss off on holiday and leave me at home."

04/05/23 12:01:43

Guide mog for the blind

04/05/23 11:15:28

"Don't answer the door. It's Kurt Zouma."

04/05/23 11:27:31

"God, these Venetian jobs are shit. It was much easier leaving hair on those vertical blinds."

04/05/23 12:39:01

"Dave forgot to take the bins out again and Sharon is gonna go mad. Oh well, nothing I can do about it so I'll have a kip."

04/05/23 12:11:00, edited: 04/05/23 12:18:55

Keeping tabs

04/05/23 11:02:28

Peeky Blinder

04/05/23 11:12:12

Snoop Catt

04/05/23 11:11:59

"What the fuck is going on with this cat flap?"

04/05/23 11:09:45

My name is Meowchael Paine. And I am a nosey neighbour. Now, Mr Johnson, at number 23, is supposed to have given up smoking, but he sometimes has a sly fag out of the window. A sly fag, I tell you.

04/05/23 12:04:36, edited: 04/05/23 16:46:04

This black cat makes sure nobody crosses its path

04/05/23 11:45:21

"Excellent, here comes the broadband man with the fibre optic cable. Dave will get substantially more votes if he posts three seconds quicker..."

A True Story

04/05/23 11:02:55, edited: 04/05/23 17:47:28

Peeping Tom

04/05/23 11:00:09