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	"Would you like a piercing on your penis, sir?" "Now that would be stretching it." 26/01/23 8:22:13	11

	We're living in a nanny estate. 04/10/22 8:16:49	11

	Teachers claim they're very popular with the pupils. 17/09/22 12:14:02	4 11
She has lots of pupils in her glasses. --Willie Johnson
	Surely it would be easier to tumble dry them? 16/09/22 12:12:10	11

	Each one I ordered was cracked. 02/08/22 12:10:33	11

	clever "There's no way I'll be wearing that!" said the wolf. 19/07/22 8:05:37	11

	"Are you opening a Mexican restaurant?" "Just toying with the idea." 25/05/22 16:02:44	11

	"Did you remember to lock it?" 19/03/22 12:00:10	11

	I've often suspected that some gondoliers are on the fiddle. 17/11/21 8:00:21	11

	"Those wristwatches will make excellent Christmas presents" thought Beryl. 04/09/21 8:04:17	11

	Mexicans mock low walls at every opportunity. 28/08/21 20:21:15	11

	Warwick's Avon lady is a bit pushy. 06/08/21 20:04:06	11

	"..and I can bend it like Beckham." 17/03/21 8:32:23	11

	The Umpire Strikes Back 19/01/21 12:00:32	1 11

	"and the winner of the oldest slice of bread is..." 04/01/21 20:25:37	11

	"Mum, why don't we patent a board game about me always being hungry?" "No, it would never catch on." 14/10/20 20:08:02	11

	"That reminds me, we need some grapes." 14/10/20 12:01:00	11

	Nowadays it's a different kind of Saturday Night Fever. 01/08/20 20:05:45	11

	Wall art can be very distracting when taking a piss. 17/07/20 12:01:23	5 11
Someone must've spent a pretty penny on them. :^) --Crunchy Chords
	I love a game of Cat Jenga 07/07/20 12:11:43	1 11
It's certainly easier than Giant Jenga. --Troompa Loompa
	lol "You can't sing and you're very stiff and unnatural. Would you like to join my pop group, The Human League?" 27/06/20 8:31:47	1 11
I think even this mannequin would upstage Phil Oakey. --Karyn Harrison
	"Listen kid, smoking stunts your growth and nobody wants a small cock." 19/06/20 20:07:39	11

	Lemmington Spa 24/05/20 20:00:11	11

	Meals on wheels 29/03/20 20:00:26	11

	Everyone's bricking it. 22/03/20 12:00:11	11

	lol Unlike the phone, Bill could last an hour on a good day. 19/02/20 8:05:01	11

	Kellogg's are now doing porridge. 04/02/20 8:00:44	11

	When they ran out, their husbands never replaced them. 20/01/20 20:02:25	11

	It's got two Michelin stars. 16/11/19 9:16:34	11

	"I've crÃ¨ched it twice already." 13/11/19 8:05:09	11

	"Sorry love, but I'm a bit of a fairy." 03/11/19 8:09:04	11

	These Spot the Ball competitions are getting easier. 08/10/19 12:07:48	11

	When you see your boss swim past but you've called in sick.. 25/08/19 8:32:52	1 11

	clever "I think it's about time we made tracks." 04/08/19 20:39:32	11

	Poor woman. She's going through the change. 07/07/19 20:04:48	11

	lol "Sorry mate, but I've just heard the future's Orange." 25/06/19 8:09:45	11

	creative Partners in Crimea 21/06/19 8:01:11	11

	lol creative Ted Rogers' House 25/05/19 12:00:47	11

	Nigel decided there and then to pursue a career in Health & Safety. 22/05/19 8:28:28	11

	clever Jumpsuit 18/02/19 8:02:18	1 11
â™ª ... jumpsuit, cover me â™ª That's going to be stuck in my head now. --James Lennox
	clever Au pair 13/02/19 20:00:14	11

	Stag night 31/01/19 20:26:29	11

	My cat spends all day watching Neighbours. 14/01/19 12:13:27	11

	Warren hates Christmas. As the Snowman just found out. 06/12/18 12:02:38	11

	Taut not taught. 10/11/18 20:09:09	11

	It's 2018 and Little Miss Muffet has grown a pair. 01/11/18 12:01:17	1 11
She decided to tuffet out. --Pussy Galore
	🎵 There's a Pole in my bucket.. 🎵 30/09/18 12:54:20	11

	clever "Mum, will you leave the landing light on tonight?" 06/09/18 21:26:43	11

	"I'll give you a wring tomorrow." 04/08/18 8:34:26	11

	Close Encounters of the Furred Kind 03/07/18 12:02:54	11

	Honey? Yep, it shrunk the kids. 09/05/18 20:40:42	11

	Investigations continue after Humpty files an application with Claims Direct. 31/03/18 8:47:21	11

	clever Two worlds Clyde 17/03/18 8:17:37	11

	Ooh, I just love a bit of that Car Door ice cream 09/02/18 9:04:38	11

	creative James tried to cheer up his running partner. His wife had left him a Dijon letter. 25/01/18 8:30:37	11

	Interviews are currently being held for new captioneers. Some knowledge of punctuation required. Must have lots of free time to waste. 24/01/18 12:06:22	11

	Every year without fail Colin made a dick of himself 18/12/17 13:41:13	11

	Home Sweet Home 21/11/17 8:03:31	11

	Indesit Exposure 28/10/17 12:06:43	11

	Santa's grotty 25/09/17 8:07:41	11

	Ben was on the lookout for Aldi single ladies, Aldi single ladies 07/09/17 20:25:41	11

	Spray Painted 09/05/17 20:01:51	11

	Looks like the work of Salvador Dahlia 09/05/17 20:01:43	11

	Power Tool the People 19/04/17 12:22:24	11

	lol Warwick Davis was opening a can of beans for his lunch. 17/03/17 13:34:04	11

	A play on words. 22/02/17 20:01:39	11

	lol Derek wondered if he had time for a Kwik Sh*t before starting work 18/01/17 8:13:55	3 11
If he does, watch where you 'tread'. --Dan Nicholls
	Hatch of the Day 11/01/17 20:01:52	11

	lol "Do you want any sprinkles down there, Warwick?" 06/01/17 12:20:05	1 11
Hahahahaha --Mr Dome
	Splash in the Attic 07/11/16 20:02:07	11

	De-fence meeting. 14/09/16 20:02:12	11

	Fry-athlon 18/03/24 20:06:54	10

	"We're taking an unplanned diversion to the Canary Islands." 01/03/24 8:06:45	1 10
Ironically, the Canaries were named after dogs, as in Canine. Have a vote anyway because I like your idea. --Al Overy
	They'll always be able to get jobs at Kwik Fit. 20/02/24 20:06:12	1 10
A great place to have a Kwikky. --Stephen Bean
	"Ah, Señor Titchmarsh, grassy ass!" 13/01/24 8:10:09	10

	I wouldn't mind finding one of those in my stocking. 28/11/23 8:09:45	10

	No harm in keeping your eyes peeled. 13/11/23 20:07:13	10

	Unfortunately, I've lost the logbook. 06/09/23 12:04:51	10

	Papillion 26/03/23 20:04:34	10

	It was aviary cold day. 20/01/23 8:01:44	10

	lol Bit rusty and something's leaking but the car's ok. 27/10/22 20:05:31	10

	"I'm hearing a faint voice, quite husky.." 22/10/22 8:07:17	10

	"Is there anywhere I can change the baby? This one pukes up all the time." 09/09/22 8:04:09	10

	How to annoy your neighbours #105 - Play Baby Shark at full volume on your gecko blaster. 29/07/22 12:52:46	10

	Tiddles was thinking more along the lines of tuna when going on Plentyoffish.com 20/07/22 12:35:30	10

	"I'm having an old friend for dinner." 21/05/22 20:07:07	10

	Auf Wiedersehen Pet 01/05/22 20:32:10	10

	"Turn the oven on to gas mark 5 Meghan, and I'll catch us something for our tea." 19/04/22 20:14:56	10

	Everybody knows he plays with himself. 12/04/22 20:08:13	10

	Youngsters just can't hold their drink. 05/11/21 20:05:34	10

	clever Getting laid on an escalator can be a very moving experience. 08/08/21 12:01:34	1 10
So can taking a dump. --Willie Johnson
	Lonely Hearts Ad: "Shy female WLTM bright-eyed and bushy-tailed redhead with GSOH. Large nuts would be a bonus." 28/07/21 8:22:23	10

	Jacques Russell Cousteau 09/06/21 20:00:50	10

	Scuby Doo 09/06/21 20:00:07	10

	Bird of pray 24/05/21 20:00:07	10

	Ram Beau 31/03/21 20:50:15	10

	"Thank you, I'll take 5 pairs please." 17/03/21 20:09:10	10

	"These shoes pinch." 17/03/21 20:00:09	10

	A domestic cat. 12/11/20 20:00:51	10

	clever Very Thin Lizzy 18/09/20 8:01:06	1 10
Only five more pounds to lose. (Apologies to anyone who's triggered by references to anorexia.) --Willie Johnson

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last comments (total: 543)

Very true, physics matters.

Glyn Evans

15/02/24
12:15pm

comment on caption:
Size matters. [Vanessa the Guesser]

None of the magazines are Loaded but there a couple of Nuts and Maxims somewhere

Mr Dome

16/02/24
11:16am

comment on caption:
"We always take a few magazines to bed." [Vanessa the Guesser]

A great place to have a Kwikky.

Stephen Bean

20/02/24
8:24pm

comment on caption:
They'll always be able to get jobs at Kwik Fit. [Vanessa the Guesser]

Dave would rather have a bang.

Troompa Loompa

26/02/24
2:37am

comment on caption:
"We always take a few magazines to bed." [Vanessa the Guesser]

Ironically, the Canaries were named after dogs, as in Canine. Have a vote anyway because I like your idea.

Al Overy

02/03/24
7:09am

comment on caption:
"We're taking an unplanned diversion to the Canary Islands." [Vanessa the Guesser]

"It was the people at "DeCapitation' me," that bought it."

[anon]

09/03/24
1:16pm

comment on caption:
Heads will roll for the idiots who bought the office guillotine. [Vanessa the Guesser]

This is "much funnier" to me, now, that I've looked it up, and found out
that Wotsits are a brand of "Cheesy Corn Puffs." I had never heard of them, before.

[anon]

10/03/24
10:56pm