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Molly R Vote score: 1845Molly R

Linda, when did you last clean these windows?

17/07/20 12:06:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

Wall art can be very distracting when taking a piss.

17/07/20 12:01:23

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Someone must've spent a pretty penny on them. :^) --Crunchy Chords
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

The uneasy juxtaposition, the anachronistic context, the applaudable rejection of ostentation. Still, it was Gav's jacket and he liked it.

17/07/20 19:22:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''Do you have one of that tennis player scratching her arse?''

17/07/20 12:13:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

Dave wondered which idiot had hung them upside down

17/07/20 13:19:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"Show me something new," sighed Dave. "This is so last Cézanne."

17/07/20 13:07:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

I still can't see a f**king dolphin no matter how much I squint.

17/07/20 12:49:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''If you remove the paintings, I'll buy the frames.''

17/07/20 12:07:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

There is never a Constable about when you need one.

17/07/20 19:18:44

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

But where are the boobies?

17/07/20 14:05:37

 1
Right there, between the navel and the neck! --Karyn Harrison
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

Sneeze into your elbow, not on Whistler's Mom, The Scream, and The Mona Lisa, please!

17/07/20 20:36:25

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1532Karen Oakenfull

Ken spent 14 hours staring at the Magic Eye pictures before being told they weren’t Magic Eye Pictures.

17/07/20 18:50:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"We prefer art critics to submit a critique in writing Mr Jones so would you mind putting that away and do up your zip please."

17/07/20 13:01:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

'Hmm, which one will the mother-in-law hate the most?'

17/07/20 12:23:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers

17/07/20 12:12:45

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They told him his frames were ready. --Dave Bryan
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Dave began the laborious process of transferring his kids' drawings to his new huge American style fridge, which he'd had to buy to fit them all on.

17/07/20 15:37:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6158Greg Curtis

“On his day off, Anonymous takes some time to unfairly-criticize art.”

17/07/20 14:00:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

I walked 500 miles for this shit??!

17/07/20 13:46:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

"That reminds me", thought Trev, "I forgot to put the bins out."

17/07/20 13:19:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''The artist only finished these this morning.''

''That's odd, it felt like I was watching paint dry.''

17/07/20 12:54:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Dave turned around and saw the giant microscope pointing at his jacket.

17/07/20 12:13:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Buy one, get two free.

17/07/20 12:12:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

Here you can see the artist at work knocking another one out as we speak

17/07/20 22:52:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

Piss artist.

17/07/20 19:12:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

Ah yes this artist frames his own vomit, you can really tell what he’s been eating and drinking.

17/07/20 18:19:24

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Makes the forensics so much easier --Glyn Evans
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

The Thomas Crown a stare.

17/07/20 14:39:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

What utter crap!

17/07/20 14:05:03

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Doesn't matter where I hang this, I just can't get a reception.

17/07/20 13:16:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

The spectacular 'Butt Prints of a Rhino' exhibition.

17/07/20 12:51:31

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

Tete-a-Tate

17/07/20 12:45:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

They are just bloody photocopies of old street maps of Sidcup.

17/07/20 12:36:41

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1032Dot Old

♪ Monet, Monet, Monet

17/07/20 12:32:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Someone's taking the Pissarro.

17/07/20 12:29:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

Almost anything would give Simon the urge to play pocket billiards.

17/07/20 12:25:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Wally art

17/07/20 12:15:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

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17/07/20 12:11:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

'I think they're a load of Pollocks.'

17/07/20 12:09:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

Pressed pubes, the collection.

17/07/20 12:07:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

"Whomever said that every picture is worth a thousand words has never viewed this gallery."

17/07/20 12:06:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

I remember you've been framed being funnier than this

17/07/20 22:49:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

"My word Mr Smith, you clearly were overdue with getting some new glasses, when I said choose some frames my I direct you to the wall display over here...."

17/07/20 16:21:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

I suppose the frame is worth something.

17/07/20 14:00:52

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

It's no head Turner

17/07/20 12:44:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

The Loovre

17/07/20 12:43:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''If you hold the aerial nearer the wall, you may get a better picture.''

17/07/20 12:39:39

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''To be honest, I've never heard of Tony Hancock.''

17/07/20 12:11:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Dave loved admiring his collection of kitchen worktop paintings.

17/07/20 12:06:36

 
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