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"Guys, I have a busy morning. Are you interested in buying the house or not?"
13/11/23 20:09:22
No harm in keeping your eyes peeled.
13/11/23 20:07:13
Fruit of the loons.
13/11/23 20:01:06
"I see no pips."
13/11/23 20:42:07
"...sorry darling. Me and your Dad are only joking and that was the last time, I promise. Now put your new glasses on and get to school."
13/11/23 21:01:20
''You say she died last month and left us £500,000 in her will.''''Yes, I hope this makes your sad loss a little more bearable.''
13/11/23 20:41:04, edited: 13/11/23 21:03:28
Vitamin See
13/11/23 20:10:05
That's a sight for sour eyes.
13/11/23 20:43:25
🎶 ohhhh, we’re halfway there, ohhhoh lemon with a stare 🎶
13/11/23 20:11:45
"Wow... Do you believe it Honey... Old, Mr. Dingwahl, the Science teacher, was Right... You Shouldn't 'Look Directly' at the "Sun," during an Eclipse."
14/11/23 2:38:00, edited: 14/11/23 2:55:52
This is a case of the blind reading the rind.
13/11/23 20:39:24
''They still aren't laughing at us, Jane.''''Never mind, Dave, tell them that joke about David Cameron becoming Foreign Secretary.''
13/11/23 20:32:36
The best thing about being blind is that you don't have to spend a fortune on binoculars.
13/11/23 20:31:55
"Patience, young grasshopper!"
13/11/23 20:30:45
"You guys are new to swinging aren't you?"
13/11/23 20:21:10
''If they think this is funny, just wait till I hold a couple of melons and give you a cucumber.''
13/11/23 20:10:20
Jane and Dave enjoy getting all tarted up.
13/11/23 20:10:14, edited: 13/11/23 20:21:06
At his school, even the teachers taunted Marty Feldman.
13/11/23 20:09:27
This pair have made a spectacle of themselves
13/11/23 20:06:24
“He Schweppes ladies off their feet.”
13/11/23 20:05:45
"The internet says lemon juice is good for red eyes.""IT BURNS!"
13/11/23 20:02:07, edited: 13/11/23 20:02:29
A citrus for sore eyes
13/11/23 20:02:05
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