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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

These Spot the Ball competitions are getting easier.

08/10/19 12:07:48

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 767Carey Sutton

Your face is swollen do you have a nut allergy?

08/10/19 12:33:50

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

"What a load of bollocks!"

08/10/19 12:28:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19423John Glover

"Morning doctor, I've come about this spot on my face."

08/10/19 13:56:20

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James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Oh, you must be the organ donor. Mr Gulliver will be so pleased to see you."

08/10/19 13:07:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

The 40 year old virgin

08/10/19 12:56:53

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

Keeping up with the cajoneses..

08/10/19 12:52:00

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

"This guy's nuts."

08/10/19 12:33:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

"How's the drug trial going Dave?"

08/10/19 15:18:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4543Vivvy En

"I was told to 'grow a pair'."

08/10/19 14:24:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Hello Mr Smith," said Dr Jones. "What seems to be the problem?"

08/10/19 12:33:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"Yes sir, the Ballroom is just over there"

08/10/19 12:25:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 15414Mark England

He might have won a hundred quid from a bet with his mates, but now Frank regrets dangling his balls into a wasp nest

08/10/19 12:02:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5804Hercules Rockefeller

"Whatever you do, don't let him take a load off."

08/10/19 13:00:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 15414Mark England

"Jesus Seth. I said go to the barn and bring out the big bullocks!"

08/10/19 12:18:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

I can clearly tell from this picture that he's Randy

08/10/19 12:03:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

A wheelbarrow is ideal for carrying heavy sacs.

08/10/19 12:00:04

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

Just hanging out.

08/10/19 20:17:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

I'm all for pumpkin spice, but this is too much.

08/10/19 15:09:13

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 771Sam Cass

"Bye, Fellatio."

08/10/19 14:32:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2807Karyn Harrison

"So what was it that attracted you to Alan, Mrs Titchmarsh?"

08/10/19 12:52:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Good evening sir, do you need some help?"

"What the bloody hell do you think?"

08/10/19 12:50:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Hi, could you point me to the bar? I don't come here often."

08/10/19 12:39:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

No wonder his balls are so big, he's got no dick.

08/10/19 12:28:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

Hung like a Monty Don-key

08/10/19 12:00:11

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3784Lucky Elperro

My willy's not such a problem. I just tuck it into my socks.

09/10/19 2:29:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4543Vivvy En

Dave was thrilled to be judged First in 'Best Plums'. Mrs Fordington-Smythe, show organizer, later commented: "Dave's plums gave the best response to a gentle squeeze".

08/10/19 16:26:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

Matt and too much veg

08/10/19 16:15:44

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Sometimes you've just got to pick yourself up and carry on.

08/10/19 15:59:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9432Neil Mackenzie

He won the Head Turner prize.

08/10/19 15:08:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Hello Bally, nice ballow," said Mr Wang.

08/10/19 13:00:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

This security camera image reveals the bank robber had something resembling a sense of humour.

08/10/19 12:46:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2807Karyn Harrison

If you're going to steal the family jewels be sure to take a wheelbarrow.

08/10/19 12:38:57

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5028Paul Reeve

It was rumoured that local weather warnings were given out whenever David ejaculated.

08/10/19 12:13:24

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5804Hercules Rockefeller

"At first, I tried carrying them by hand, but then I said nuts to that."

08/10/19 12:10:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

Where do you think you're going Buster?

08/10/19 12:02:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"Yes mate, keep going, third door on the right for the Sperm Bank"

08/10/19 12:01:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

Chick magnet.

08/10/19 20:13:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 548Willie Johnson

So you've got two big ones. Don't get a swelled head.

08/10/19 19:18:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

"My girlfriend loves 'Rocks and Roll'."

08/10/19 16:29:46

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 422Generic RedHead

"Hey, hows the abstinence going?"

08/10/19 16:19:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

You must be knackered.

08/10/19 13:28:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

He's for the Knackers yard.

08/10/19 13:28:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Anonymous donor

08/10/19 12:54:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

Dale. Release the balls!!

08/10/19 12:42:20

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

"Where's dad?"

"He's gone down the bank with the family jewels."

08/10/19 12:38:46

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 767Carey Sutton

Wheelnuts

08/10/19 12:30:53

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 767Carey Sutton

You got some balls telling the boss to f**k off

08/10/19 12:29:55

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5028Paul Reeve

After being caught shagging a Turkey in the cold store, Peter was given the push.

08/10/19 12:23:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Brave Digger

08/10/19 12:18:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Frank Frontbottom

08/10/19 12:17:39

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5028Paul Reeve

Sac Barrow

08/10/19 12:08:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

A sac of spuds

08/10/19 12:00:42

 
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