''I only bought the jumper three months ago and it's already too small for him. Kids grow up so quick these days.''

31/03/21 20:24:28

It was designed by Jean Paul Goatier.

31/03/21 20:45:26

wool.i.ram

31/03/21 20:52:41

Ram Beau

31/03/21 20:50:15

It was knitted for me by my nanny

31/03/21 20:27:08

Billy Smart

31/03/21 20:33:40

"Hi, it's my first time in a public toilet could you show me how you use the urinals"

31/03/21 20:20:47

"Run out of cats have you?"

31/03/21 20:12:35

"The wife loves recycling. She made this after she'd had a Brazilian wax."

31/03/21 20:20:56

Stock Photo

01/04/21 2:41:15

Nanny McPheel like a prat.

31/03/21 20:52:59

Flattering Ram

31/03/21 20:26:18

After a long career as a stud, Frank was enjoying his pipe and slippers retirement.

01/04/21 0:03:25

Being a mountain goat he's a woolly jumper..

31/03/21 20:23:48

Ewe will regret this.

31/03/21 20:12:31

''You're far too old for that jumper. You look like mutton dressed as ram.''

31/03/21 20:10:15

He models for Tup Maan.

31/03/21 20:06:07

This has serious ramifabrications.

31/03/21 20:04:36

"ACHOO! I'm allergic to wool!"

31/03/21 20:03:21

The Wolf went to visit a farm today and it was so hot he took off his jumper and tied it around his waist. Unfortunately he was chased by an angry ram. He only managed to escape by hurling his jumper over the ram's head. Amazingly it went right over the horns, proving that it is possible to have...

...a sheep in Wolf's clothing.

31/03/21 20:01:14

Ramswool jumper.

31/03/21 20:00:18

"I thought it'd make me look cool, but now I realise everyone just secretly laughs at goat-tees."

31/03/21 20:00:06

This was bad enough,but nana was now knitting Gerald horn covers...

01/04/21 14:31:14

The shop was rammed.

01/04/21 2:07:18

"Why has he only got one leg Mr Farmer?"

"Well that Ram alerted me and the wife when the house was on fire. Saved our lives he did. Another time he spotted our little grandson had fallen in the pond and dragged him out. Then he sired prize rams which sold for thousands...So a great ram like that...you'd be stupid to eat him all in one go."

01/04/21 0:07:17

It itches like billy oh!

31/03/21 21:35:18

Every mating season he gets dressed to impress but the farmer comes along and ruins it by spraying him with paint.

31/03/21 20:45:34

The Ram Trade

31/03/21 20:36:46

"It doesn't fit."
"He bloody well does, that's why I brought him here Doc."

31/03/21 20:27:28

“I asked for a cashmere coat”

31/03/21 20:25:59

It's started a trend. People are also giving cows free cheese burgers and milkshakes.

31/03/21 20:19:33

For sale. Oscar Pistorius' Onesie. Could be used for different purposes...

31/03/21 20:16:47

"I know what your thinking...and yes it is available in different colours"

31/03/21 20:14:54

That's gruff man.

31/03/21 20:11:48

He looks ok but he's no goats toe.

31/03/21 20:07:52

♫ ♬ ♬ It's a beautiful day in the NEEEEEEIGHborhood ... ♫ ♬

31/03/21 20:07:01

Ooooh suit ewe Sir.

31/03/21 20:06:33

Cardi-B... aaaa!

31/03/21 20:06:24

"A Ruminant with a Blue?"
"No: A Ram with a Crew."

31/03/21 20:05:22

Mom fits perfect!

31/03/21 20:01:44

"Of course, after I got this I couldn't resist going shopping in town, just for kecks and giggles."

31/03/21 20:00:54