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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

He would never have tried smoking if he hadn't been egged on.

19/06/20 20:16:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"Listen kid, smoking stunts your growth and nobody wants a small cock."

19/06/20 20:07:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

Being cooped up all day is a real drag.

19/06/20 20:48:37

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"Smoking's a fowl habit"

19/06/20 20:00:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6727Hercules Rockefeller

His favorite brand is Plucky Strike.

19/06/20 20:10:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

They call me Edward Trotterhands

19/06/20 20:10:33

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Orwell said the idea for "Animal Farm" came to him when he was young, during a post-coital cigarette.

20/06/20 22:44:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

"Joe, what have I told you about smoke-hen!"

19/06/20 20:14:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

Post 3 pics of your family, at 8, 12 and 8. Then explain what they're about

My dad thinks he's an old telephone booth, my sisters are haggard old online sex deviants. It's no wonder I smoke

19/06/20 20:08:44

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Wow. That's such a relief. I'm glad that someone's explained it to me. I would have never worked that out in a million years.  --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

A cigarette - It's finger flickin' good.

19/06/20 20:19:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Hutch Cassidy and the Lungcance' Kid

19/06/20 20:07:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3464Crunchy Chords

"It's a filthy habit but it helps me get laid."

19/06/20 20:06:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3464Crunchy Chords

Sprog-horn Fag-horn

19/06/20 20:01:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3464Crunchy Chords

Hen son & Benches

19/06/20 20:00:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1505Willie Johnson

Grandpa?

20/06/20 8:39:07

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Smokin' Joe's, which one though?

20/06/20 8:05:50

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1476Karen Oakenfull

Chick and Chuck

20/06/20 7:34:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Roll up, roll up, roll up!
Shut up! Do you have to tell everyone, I can’t afford the proper ones.

20/06/20 5:14:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"Watcha cock."

20/06/20 3:04:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Carry on like that and you'll pop your Kellogg's

19/06/20 22:15:45

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 144Fozzgog B.

In this situation the prize cock was on the other side of the camera

19/06/20 22:12:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

He tried to act tough in front of his classmates but everyone could see that he was wearing his sister's hand me down shoes

19/06/20 22:08:24

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

" He's mental, he's chopped my pissing wings off"

19/06/20 22:05:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

It's easier to have a spliff when everybody's too busy concentrating on the chicken

19/06/20 22:03:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1811Rachel P

Coq au Van Morrison

19/06/20 22:03:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

"Darling, whilst he isn't my kid I can't help but notice he's already selling chickens down the market. Did you say his real dad was a Trotter?"

19/06/20 21:57:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

The kid needs a break, give him a plucking chance.

19/06/20 21:43:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Don't be chicken. Start smoking young.

19/06/20 21:16:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"Dad's not 'avin my pet chicken for dinner, if he comes any bloody closer he'll get a taste of this shiv I've got up me sleeve."

19/06/20 21:16:09

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1811Rachel P

Cock-a-doodle-do not do drugs!

19/06/20 21:12:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

"Who says I could never get a bird? I'm flamin' fuming."

19/06/20 20:47:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Johnny likes it with sage & onion puffing.

19/06/20 20:43:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Bad boys get the chicks.

19/06/20 20:40:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

Sometimes I think I am a chicken, sometimes a small boy. I have a spliff personality

19/06/20 20:35:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

So this is the Chicken pluckers son

19/06/20 20:14:48

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11661 Smuldo

Ken Sucky, Tried Chicken.

19/06/20 20:13:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4656Karyn Harrison

Chicken George

19/06/20 20:12:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

This is why

19/06/20 20:11:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6607Glyn Evans

"It is time to play Russian Poulette"

19/06/20 20:09:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

What cane first, The Chicken or the NED

19/06/20 20:04:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3464Crunchy Chords

🎵 Smoke, on HG Walter
Fire in this guy 🎵

19/06/20 20:00:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

"Poulet boy."

19/06/20 20:00:17

 
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