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It was 3 hours before Janes boss realised shed actually skived off for the afternoon.
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18851Troompa Loompa

It was 3 hours before Jane's boss realised she'd actually skived off for the afternoon.

27/06/20 9:09:19

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Good either way although even better with both sentences in my opinion. What I think doesn't matter, I hope you get more votes. --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6730Hercules Rockefeller

Breakfast at Stiffany's

27/06/20 8:29:31

 1
She should be good at a blow job with her stiff upper lip. --Flo .
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12103Vanessa the Guesser

"You can't sing and you're very stiff and unnatural. Would you like to join my pop group, The Human League?"

27/06/20 8:31:47

 1
I think even this mannequin would upstage Phil Oakey. --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10266Stephen Bean

Dave hadn't seen Belinda for 9 months… "This is our child and don't give me that 'mannequins can't get pregnant' crap!"

27/06/20 8:08:24

 1
You should have used a rubber....duck. --Flo .
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Dumbwaitress

27/06/20 8:53:48

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When you look between her legs it's stamped "This is a product of Clit Art" --Flo .
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3481Crunchy Chords

The sex is good, but people give us nasty looks when I take her on a date.

27/06/20 8:22:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10266Stephen Bean

Crash taste dummy

27/06/20 8:04:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9680Mr Dome

Wow. When I was a kid all you got was a poxy plastic toy in your happy meal

27/06/20 11:04:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Meat-and-greet

27/06/20 9:39:02

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I just love a woman with hard nipples. --Flo .
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9808Dave Bryan

''Have I managed to deliver the food correctly, boss?''

''Yes, you did great on your dummy run.''

27/06/20 8:56:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9808Dave Bryan

''Thelma, you have to give the customer the tray after you've brought it to the car.''

''Seriously? Nobody mentioned this at the interview.''

27/06/20 8:34:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10266Stephen Bean

Supper model

27/06/20 8:06:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 110Al Overy

Although the decent acting roles had dried up, at least Goldie Hawn still had her looks.

28/06/20 13:01:37

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 431alexandra ball

She's really taking the mannequin challenge very seriously.

27/06/20 23:17:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4043Stu Dent

How are you doing Big Boy.

27/06/20 8:47:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9808Dave Bryan

''That looks like a regular hamburger. I wanted a whopper.''

''I'm sure you'll get one, if I sit on your knee.''

27/06/20 8:04:19

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Whopper? I don't believe in violence against women. --Willie Johnson
Sam Cass Vote score: 959Sam Cass

♫ You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crap of a meal ♫

27/06/20 16:00:49

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1304Mark Wilson

Lisa Kudrow hopes a friends reunion will happen soon so she can give up her day job again

27/06/20 13:25:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9680Mr Dome

Happy ending Meal

27/06/20 11:05:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10701Neil Mackenzie

You’re out with your girlfriend, you’re holding hands but she hasn’t got erect nipples and you see some fat little prick who has his girlfriend in a state of arousal.

27/06/20 8:38:52

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Mr Cummings said that he may have ordered a burger at Barnard Castle but only to test his eyesight.

28/06/20 0:08:13

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 959Sam Cass

She needs to brush up on her customer service skills.

27/06/20 16:02:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2296Scrijjy Doo

His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

27/06/20 15:38:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2296Scrijjy Doo

"I didn't marry her for her personality."

27/06/20 15:37:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2296Scrijjy Doo

She's dating him for his money.

27/06/20 15:22:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2296Scrijjy Doo

This dildo sure makes my nipples hard.

27/06/20 13:07:10

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4753Kenny Ireland

"I'm not comming back here. The baps look hard".

27/06/20 11:53:46

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

Waiting to be waited on takes an eternity in this cafe.

27/06/20 10:34:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14955Dan Nicholls

I'm telling you she's a mason, just look at her rolled up trouser legs.

27/06/20 9:47:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18851Troompa Loompa

"You forgot my raspberry nipple, I mean raspberry ripple ice cream."

27/06/20 9:34:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1828Rachel P

“Who ordered the rack?”

27/06/20 9:22:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18851Troompa Loompa

After Mannequin Two: On the Move flopped at the box office, Emmy had to go back to waitressing.

27/06/20 9:22:02

 
stone face Vote score: 7639stone face

Yee haw...Another shop dummy.

27/06/20 9:21:40

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What do you mean...don't complain, what more do you want than a gorgeous looking woman who can't talk? --Flo .
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Our son grew up to grew up to become the fastest F1 burger server

27/06/20 9:19:33

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

The pacemaker turned out to be highly compatible with Karen, she's going outlive me

27/06/20 9:17:18

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1828Rachel P

“I had to wait over an hour for my food, when my husband said his server was down”

27/06/20 9:16:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22254Ian Skelding

"This is all I can afford since losing my job."
"Will you be going on the dole?"
"I might, but not in public."

27/06/20 9:14:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1508Willie Johnson

Another mannequin and no cat? I was looking forward to petting her pussy.

27/06/20 9:13:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1508Willie Johnson

Is that a pebble in your bra or are you just happy to see me?

27/06/20 8:51:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6608Glyn Evans

Buy The All New Fast Food Visit Barbie with Burger Throwing Baby Eric.

27/06/20 8:47:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5978Vivvy En

"No, Officer, I'm just a mini mannequin and we don't do that sort of thing. How could I possibly have started the food fight?"

27/06/20 8:44:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10701Neil Mackenzie

With less than 24 hours before we opened, we realised we had no waitress uniforms. Thank God for Tailor Swift.

27/06/20 8:29:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10701Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know how they have the cheek to call it fast food? After I had driven through I found that above 30 mph everything blew off the tray.

27/06/20 8:25:04

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3481Crunchy Chords

Thanks, I was feeling a bit peckish, so it's nice to have some nipples.

27/06/20 8:23:29

 
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