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	"These shoes pinch." 17/03/21 20:00:09	10

	A domestic cat. 12/11/20 20:00:51	10

	clever Very Thin Lizzy 18/09/20 8:01:06	1 10
Only five more pounds to lose. (Apologies to anyone who's triggered by references to anorexia.) --Willie Johnson
	"Darling, did you blitz the house this morning?" 18/08/20 8:02:43	10

	Two minutes later they all fell down on some construction workers having lunch on a girder. 22/07/20 17:42:03	10

	PiccaDali line 18/06/20 21:22:05	10

	Chancellors of the Egg Checkers 07/06/20 9:44:53	10

	🎵 That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your Tiger Feet 🎵 20/05/20 12:00:15	2 10
The cat crept in. --Neil Mackenzie
	"I got laid there." 16/03/20 12:01:36	1 10
That's 'cause you're a good egg. --Willie Johnson
	"..and that's how mummy and daddy made you.." 15/03/20 20:14:19	10

	Latest score: 4 - Nun. 25/02/20 20:11:58	10

	🎵 Denture wish your girlfriend was hot like me? 30/01/20 17:34:42	10

	clever "Sorry sir, beggars can't be choosers." 08/01/20 20:53:02	10

	clever There are times when you'd be better off reading The Sun. 23/12/19 8:26:07	1 10
Something to wipe your arse on. --Dave Bryan
	"I can see aliens coming this way.. and they're bringing blankets..?" 19/10/19 9:01:38	10

	Scoopy Doo 08/10/19 8:14:24	10

	All hands on deck 28/09/19 20:01:24	10

	"So, how many weeks since you got laid?" 03/09/19 20:01:26	10

	Some people can't be trusted with crayons at any age. 16/07/19 8:04:07	10

	"I didn't bring the cliff hangers" 24/06/19 20:05:37	10

	I thought the speed limit would be 64? No pun nintended. 17/06/19 8:26:20	1 10
You didn't Nintendo make a pun? --Willie Johnson
	clever "SHARON!!!" 27/02/19 12:00:06	10

	Any which way you can can 09/02/19 20:07:12	10

	Police have warned he could be dangerous and mustn't be a poached. 02/01/19 20:49:18	10

	Purrcussionist 21/10/18 12:00:33	10

	clever Typing pool 29/09/18 20:00:07	10

	He sets tongues wagging. 20/09/18 12:32:55	1 10
I overheard some of the chatter:"Nobody would consider that practical.""Cobblers." --Glad You Remember
	Hard liquor 10/09/18 13:07:04	10

	"We need fog horns" 06/09/18 8:20:59	10

	Stool pigeon 21/06/18 20:00:31	10

	You have to get up early in the morning to beat the German tramps. 09/06/18 12:19:33	10

	Hope skip and dump 07/04/18 8:04:18	10

	â™¬ Welcome to the jumble â™¬ 28/02/18 9:25:07	10

	A nasty thrush infection can drive you wild. 01/02/18 20:35:48	10

	Saving Primate Ryan 22/01/18 9:10:34	10

	🎵 Working 9 to Fyffe 🎵 17/12/17 20:00:28	10

	Cone with the wind 22/11/17 20:14:26	10

	The Scream was piercing - poor Edvard had forgotten his Munch box. 04/11/17 20:00:26	1 10

	How much is that moggy in the window? 11/10/17 8:03:46	10

	Making stall talk 07/10/17 13:00:46	10

	Yawn Free 04/10/17 8:09:49	10

	".. in morning sickness and in health" 20/09/17 12:28:53	10

	There's nothing in the papers these days. 17/08/17 8:00:41	10

	"Who's a gnawty boy, then?" 16/08/17 20:40:04	10

	Primed Suspects 01/05/17 8:00:52	10

	Oh dear, I've just trodden on two very elderly Rastafarian dwarfs. 18/04/17 20:04:46	1 10
A vote for pure randomness! :) --Mr Dome
	lol After eating a lovely mushroom omelette Mary and Tammy were unable to escape from the lava lamp. 08/03/17 9:17:35	10

	Geoff had been experiencing disturbing splashbacks 27/02/17 22:13:09	10

	Little Boy Peep 03/02/17 8:09:25	10

	creative Welsh Assembly 27/01/17 13:06:03	10

	Perfect for a summer scroll 14/01/17 8:07:54	10

	"What the Dickens is going on here?" 06/01/17 8:01:58	10

	clever Nuclear family 25/12/16 13:04:09	10

	clever Bench press exercise 18/11/16 12:09:44	10

	Another of Russell's hobs. 22/09/16 8:02:11	10

	Beware of pirate copies. 12/09/16 8:07:25	10

	He'd fallen off the bin wagon again. 07/09/16 8:00:50	10

	"You're my favourite Sesame Street character!" 21/08/16 20:07:53	10

	Hot dog anyone? 01/05/24 8:01:25	9

	Book your all-inclusive Virgin Holiday 08/04/24 20:11:04	9

	Electric guitars available inside - free of charge. 20/01/24 12:10:58	9

	There are some stains that even Daz can't get out. 25/10/23 12:16:14	9

	I went up the wall when I read this. 19/10/23 8:04:32	9

	They were a bit long and kept dragging on the floor. 23/08/23 8:21:08	9

	It's brand spanking new. 29/07/23 20:19:58, edited: 29/07/23 20:21:20	9

	Russian Sports Day Events 12.30 pm Tank hurdles 01.00 pm Hammer and sickle throwing 01.30 pm Running for your life 02.00 pm Cross-country invading 02.30 pm Pole vault 03.00 pm Shot Putin Non-participants will face the high jump. 07/07/23 8:26:15, edited: 07/07/23 9:04:51	7 9
I reckon "Shot Putin" would be best at the end of the list, because after that all the other activities will cease with a huge sigh of relief. --Molly R
	The world's most complicated toilet roll holder. 18/06/23 20:08:34	9

	Some women can't go anywhere without taking 14 extra jumpers. 26/05/23 20:21:58	9

	"You mayo kiss the bride." 29/04/23 20:22:11	9

	That's a tall order. 04/02/23 8:00:41	9

	Sorry but there's no sign of a General Erection any time soon. 02/02/23 20:01:00	9

	"Mum, it is time for my bottle?" 31/01/23 20:00:17	9

	Annie Conda Get Your Gun 21/01/23 12:00:51	9

	The owner had a couple of strokes. 17/01/23 12:00:41	9

	"Yes that's right.. Harry and I.. behind the pub, just over there.." 07/01/23 20:11:11	9

	Getting into the Christmas spirit 26/12/22 8:02:32	9

	"Even I have one previous owner." 21/12/22 8:07:50	9

	Dessert Orchid 25/07/22 8:07:03	9

	Ice pack 14/07/22 20:50:44	9

	He gave police officers the slip. 07/06/22 8:36:19	9

	Two days later his gun went off. 07/06/22 8:00:25	9

	"The views were breathtaking!" 28/05/22 8:25:55	9

	The Cistern Chapel 15/05/22 20:00:08	9

	"Which postman is clearer? The one on the left, or the one on the right?" 13/05/22 8:00:45	9

	High Fyffe 25/04/22 20:03:46	9

	Leo Slayer 04/04/22 20:40:53	2 9
It's been years since he had a hit. --Karyn Harrison
	Looks like an in-Groening toenail. 19/03/22 8:16:22	9

	"I don't want him catching the flue." 05/03/22 8:07:21	9

	lol "I've never seen such hairy legs." "Leave them alone, the ladies are doing a grand job." 25/01/22 8:17:35	9

	He's finally come out of the closet. 16/12/21 20:07:33	9

	"I prefer mussel men" 05/12/21 20:11:26	9

	Irritable bowl haircut syndrome 25/11/21 20:33:57	9

	"Oi mate, you can't park your flying carpet there!" 20/11/21 20:08:55	9

	Ragamuffins. 19/11/21 20:09:10	9

	These three finished joint first. 13/10/21 8:03:18	9

	"Fancy a cuppa?" 02/10/21 20:24:51	2 9
One lump or two? --Tosser Wivlov
	"I wonder if I ought to drive, Stevie?" 23/08/21 20:01:05	9

	Tiddler on the Roof 08/08/21 8:00:12	9

	I don't really agree with weight shaming donkeys. 25/06/21 8:00:13	9

	Wand-ering eyes 04/06/21 8:06:48	9

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last comments (total: 544)

None of the magazines are Loaded but there a couple of Nuts and Maxims somewhere

Mr Dome

16/02/24
11:16am

comment on caption:
"We always take a few magazines to bed." [Vanessa the Guesser]

A great place to have a Kwikky.

Stephen Bean

20/02/24
8:24pm

comment on caption:
They'll always be able to get jobs at Kwik Fit. [Vanessa the Guesser]

Dave would rather have a bang.

Troompa Loompa

26/02/24
2:37am

comment on caption:
"We always take a few magazines to bed." [Vanessa the Guesser]

Ironically, the Canaries were named after dogs, as in Canine. Have a vote anyway because I like your idea.

Al Overy

02/03/24
7:09am

comment on caption:
"We're taking an unplanned diversion to the Canary Islands." [Vanessa the Guesser]

"It was the people at "DeCapitation' me," that bought it."

[anon]

09/03/24
1:16pm

comment on caption:
Heads will roll for the idiots who bought the office guillotine. [Vanessa the Guesser]

This is "much funnier" to me, now, that I've looked it up, and found out
that Wotsits are a brand of "Cheesy Corn Puffs." I had never heard of them, before.

[anon]

10/03/24
10:56pm