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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"No thanks, it's gone coaled."

24/04/17 14:53:31

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

I mean, what IS the difference between Centigrade and Fahrenheit?

24/04/17 13:14:03

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

It had all been going well until he opened the door to Jehovah's Witnesses.

24/04/17 12:48:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Carbonara.

24/04/17 13:22:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

"ALFRED!"

24/04/17 13:10:40

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

It was taking a little time for Brian to adjust to his new job at the Crematorium.

24/04/17 12:03:27

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

Burns Night supper

24/04/17 12:15:17

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Sorry Love, the Arsenal game went into extra time.

24/04/17 12:00:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"That's very well done, chef."
"Thank you."
"No, chef. It's burnt."

24/04/17 19:29:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21914Ian Skelding

"I know, but ever since he's come back from Masterchef he cooks everything with squid ink."

24/04/17 15:42:25

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Fission chips.

25/04/17 8:39:51

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

After what he got in his stocking last year, Cody decided Santa's cookies would be extra crunchy this time around.

25/04/17 5:08:35

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Hey Elvis, I heard you're having trouble with your next song title?''
''No, sir. I actually just had an idea after cooking my dinner. It's gonna be called 'Return to cinder.'''

24/04/17 18:32:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"So? You're always looking for new ways to burn calories."

24/04/17 15:15:59

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Burn after kneeding

24/04/17 15:06:36

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'Dinner ready, love. Maybe next time you'll let me watch the snooker.'

24/04/17 13:52:53

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

The Masterchef contestant stood back and awaited Gordon Ramsay's inspection

24/04/17 12:11:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

She tells me it's fan assisted but I don't believe anyone could be a fan of her cooking?

25/04/17 7:57:43

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Crunchy cuisine.

24/04/17 20:08:32

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Teatime at Bertie Bassett's

24/04/17 14:20:37

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Mum! What's for dinner?''

''Er. I have plenty of bread and butter .''

24/04/17 13:52:39

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9383Mr Dome

Never mind. We enjoyed the Prosecco

24/04/17 13:02:21

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

At just past midnight the pumpkin turned into cinders

24/04/17 12:56:05

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Cordon Bennett!! It's certainly Al Dente!"

24/04/17 12:53:44

 
Dan Druff Dan Druff

The misses said she wanted some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

24/04/17 12:52:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

Don't drink and chive

24/04/17 12:14:28

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

"It's a bit...over done".
"No worries, just cut off the burnt bits."

24/04/17 12:13:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

The Charcoal Grill

24/04/17 12:11:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

"When I asked for Coke, what I wanted was a drink ......."

24/04/17 12:06:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Burnt offerings

24/04/17 12:02:30

 
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