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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

*Don't walk and text*

14/08/18 9:22:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

"Don't feel bad for ME; I got two guys working beneath me."

14/08/18 8:47:51

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5359Paul Reeve

“It’s alright Bob I’ve found the truck keys, they were in my pocket all of the time.”

14/08/18 8:26:43

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

He had always been a great fan of Muddy Waters.

14/08/18 8:13:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8929Mr Dome

Bob?

14/08/18 8:15:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20113John Glover

"Hows the repair going?"
"Swimmingly."

14/08/18 12:18:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10165Neil Mackenzie

Lancashire County Council Pot Hole Inspector.

14/08/18 8:01:29

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"Do you ever get that sinking feeling when the police arrive?"

27/08/18 21:44:44

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

"Could you press the blue button on the pump please."

15/08/18 17:45:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

"You should have bought a bigger horse."

15/08/18 17:44:34

 
larry G. Vote score: 1448larry G.

"When you gotta pee, you gotta pee!"

14/08/18 20:38:59

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

"Try keeping the throttle fully open".

(nod to 8:21)

14/08/18 17:46:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

TOWIC: The Only Way Is Cardiff

14/08/18 16:17:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

His mind was always in the gutter and he was bound to end up there.

14/08/18 15:34:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Vagrancy has its perks.

14/08/18 11:37:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22802Michael Winner

"Great location, slight subsidence, some damp."

14/08/18 11:06:30

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

"Officer, it was just a video prank where they push me off the roof chained to a fridge".

14/08/18 10:23:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

As dull as ditch Walter.

14/08/18 10:11:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Tunnelling out of prison was going well until they took a wrong turn and hit a water main.

14/08/18 9:43:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22802Michael Winner

Danny Dyer takes over Tom Daley's 'Splash'.

14/08/18 9:02:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22802Michael Winner

"I don't care- it's still better than living in Doncaster."

14/08/18 8:57:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30965Tony Edwards

Drown-and-out

14/08/18 8:54:41

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

It suddenly dawned on Barry 'Fingers' Macgraw that he was really up to his neck in it.

14/08/18 8:54:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

"You guys looking for help?"

14/08/18 8:46:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

"Don't be negative: At least you HAVE a job."

14/08/18 8:37:31

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

"Wanna lift?"

14/08/18 8:36:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

"Dude, life is a ditch, and then you die."

14/08/18 8:35:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

"Alright Ed?"

14/08/18 8:24:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7978Dave Bryan

''Swimming with dolphins was fully booked.''

14/08/18 8:22:32

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

"Looks like your engine's flooded."

14/08/18 8:21:26

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Diverse transportation

14/08/18 8:16:41

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Onlooker vs Inlooker

14/08/18 8:11:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7978Dave Bryan

''My wife pushed me in. I'm going to sewer.''

14/08/18 8:11:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21536Ian Skelding

Bath Street

14/08/18 8:10:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14339Dan Nicholls

Get out of there you weirdo, there are no Thai boys to rescue.

14/08/18 8:04:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14339Dan Nicholls

Poor Steve was digging a hole when diarroeah struck

14/08/18 8:01:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10853Vanessa the Guesser

"Hi there Doctor Foster"

14/08/18 8:00:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8184Chris Keegan

Come on, stop mumbling and just give me the hole story.

14/08/18 8:00:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7978Dave Bryan

''I'm cautioning you for careless diving.''

14/08/18 8:00:25

 
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