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Mum was determined to stop him creeping downstairs early to open his presents.
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

Mum was determined to stop him creeping downstairs early to open his presents.

19/12/18 12:50:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Are you sure this is how you play tick tack toe?

19/12/18 12:15:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

A prickly pair

19/12/18 12:00:18

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Pierced Brosnan

19/12/18 12:23:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 14780Mark England

Don't you just hate getting pins and needles in your feet

19/12/18 12:05:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

"Have you been watching Home Alone again love?"

19/12/18 12:51:00

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 530Zak Toby1998

Poor sole.

19/12/18 12:18:50

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

Somewhere there's a voodoo doll in a pair of socks.

19/12/18 19:05:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

A scene from Quentin Tarantino's 'Happy Feet'.

19/12/18 19:13:26

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Pied-à-tear

19/12/18 12:17:09

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4658Chris Halliwell

It's amazing what you can find on Pinterest.

19/12/18 12:30:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Ever suffer with prickly feet?

19/12/18 12:19:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Needless suffering

19/12/18 12:16:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

"I told you not to mess with that Pierce Morgan"

19/12/18 14:22:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

I can't see the point to any of this

19/12/18 13:22:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

That's all he needs now is a pin stripe suit to match.

19/12/18 12:15:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

just got a new pair of pinsolls

19/12/18 12:00:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

"Your mother stay for Christmas? I'd rather you stuck pins in my feet!"

19/12/18 19:22:26

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

That's the last time I play Pin the tail on the donkey with Stevie Wonder

19/12/18 19:22:24

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

Prodiatry

19/12/18 19:06:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1732James Lennox

The Christmas office party is all fun and games, until you wake up the next morning.

19/12/18 18:48:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"I didn't expect this at parenting classes!"
"If you can put up with this, standing on Lego will be a doddle."

19/12/18 17:26:13

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

Those are the tackiest shoes I've ever seen!

19/12/18 15:44:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"Couldn't you have just got yourself a pair of Snowshoes?"

19/12/18 15:16:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Although there were several witnesses to the crime, the police were unable to pin anything on him.

19/12/18 14:53:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

Wilfred prickles.

19/12/18 14:14:10

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"Give her the money, Mabel!" --Molly R
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 419Barrie Bullock

I'm rivetted to find out what happens next.

19/12/18 14:07:05

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

"Why?"
"Its good for the sole and the heeling process..."

19/12/18 13:39:48

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

They're not real, he's a fakir

19/12/18 13:12:06

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

Running spikes.

19/12/18 12:23:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

This is how Pop Socks were invented.

19/12/18 12:19:51

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 530Zak Toby1998

Tackety boots.

19/12/18 12:16:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Pinny for the guy

19/12/18 12:15:10

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Jerry was on a downer, he just couldn't stand on his own two feet anymore.

19/12/18 12:13:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Pins cushion

19/12/18 12:09:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

"I'd take a bulletin for you"

19/12/18 12:07:15

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

"A sharp attack is an attack on a human by a sharp. Annually, around 80-90 unprovoked sharp attacks are reported worldwide."

19/12/18 12:05:51

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

Help me! I'm under a tack!

19/12/18 12:01:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

They’re his new trainers, the wife’s training him to stay in.

19/12/18 12:01:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

Acupuncture gone mad

19/12/18 12:00:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

Apparently, if a bloke has small feet he’s actually got lots of small pricks.

19/12/18 12:00:09

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Pine needles

19/12/18 12:00:06

 
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