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When looking for intelligent life, the dish always points away from earth.
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

When looking for intelligent life, the dish always points away from earth.

13/07/18 10:02:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21914Ian Skelding

"Bloody neighbour of ours, I bought a new car last month, he bought a bigger and better one then I got a Sky dish and he ..... "

13/07/18 9:31:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8962Dave Bryan

''It's no use. I still can't get a picture.''

13/07/18 8:33:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11481Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm glad it's not my turn to do the dishes."

13/07/18 8:23:53

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Mary's spending had got so out of hand, Jim had to call in the receivers.

13/07/18 10:41:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

"I just need some space."

13/07/18 9:40:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6564Hercules Rockefeller

When you dish upon a star.

13/07/18 8:35:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Red-light dishtrict

13/07/18 10:02:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8962Dave Bryan

''His behaviour was sending out the wrong signals.''

13/07/18 8:21:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

"When dad bought it on ebay, he thought it was a fairground ride."

13/07/18 11:14:22

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"Just a tiny bit more to the left Dear".

nod to 8:33

13/07/18 9:42:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Reception area.

13/07/18 9:39:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

"Is that a cow grid?"
"Yes, it's a cattle-lite".

13/07/18 9:15:08

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

All the money we spent to get a good reception... NOW you tell me we could have gone wireless

13/07/18 9:07:54

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Aliens egg basket.

13/07/18 17:51:05

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

We're just off grid

13/07/18 11:09:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

FOR SALE: Disused observatory. Lots of scope for improvement.

13/07/18 10:16:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5694C CaMel

He's receiving signals he will never understand.

13/07/18 9:26:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Satellite picture.

(and aerial photograph)

13/07/18 9:23:13

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

But is it looking up or looking down?
Sorry, I cannot tell from the back of her head!

13/07/18 9:20:09

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"It's okay, Kat'll be fine there, while you look further afield".

13/07/18 9:19:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Observatree

13/07/18 9:14:49

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

Humph ... not the most exciting red light area

13/07/18 9:12:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

And the dish of the day is...

13/07/18 8:51:29

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

It's a little known fact that Michael Jackson had a dainty dish erected on his Neverland ranch to track the cow jumping over the moon.

13/07/18 8:44:00

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

They were hoping to find the ♫ Satellite of Love ♫.

13/07/18 8:39:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

"Recalculatin' innit. You has got bare lost blud".

SatChav.

13/07/18 8:18:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6496Glyn Evans

Janice turned up for her blind date but didn't expect such a dish.

13/07/18 8:17:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

Paddy wanted to open an account with Jodrell Bank.

13/07/18 8:06:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

It's over Louise.
But John why now?
I've just got a new satellite to pick up Red Hot Dutch.

13/07/18 8:01:54

 
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