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"I know my mother is superstitious, George, but you still wont put her off coming to visit."
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"I know my mother is superstitious, George, but you still won't put her off coming to visit."

18/08/18 19:18:49

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19602John Llamas

The Jinx effect

18/08/18 19:07:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

It's the passing slug family I feel sorry for.

18/08/18 19:29:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

Seconds later, he was killed by a leprechaun holding a giant four leaf clover.

18/08/18 19:04:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

"Stupid sod," thought the cat, " his house is on fire around the back."

18/08/18 19:02:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

I really don't like the cover of Liam Gallagher's new album.

18/08/18 20:49:25

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

Coraline the Sequel: this time Vermin minds his own business.

18/08/18 20:34:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3773C CaMel

Things were looking up, just as a bird flew over.

18/08/18 20:16:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3773C CaMel

Hex on legs.

18/08/18 20:13:32

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19602John Llamas

This was the last photo Mick ever took ..... he stepped back into the road, in font of a truck, trying to get it all in.

18/08/18 19:12:00

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

What The Luck?!

18/08/18 19:08:24

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Oh Men!!!

19/08/18 9:48:38

 
G fj Vote score: 421G fj

Nice try ...but I don't think the wife's coming back...

19/08/18 8:58:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8735Neil Mackenzie

Brigitte Macron had told him these things were unlucky, but they are just old wives tales.

18/08/18 22:56:44

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

'Why is my shadow to the south, while the door's shadow is to the east?' thought Lucky. 'Norman's damned experiments I'll bet'.

18/08/18 22:15:51

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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

If you can't afford Dignitas you have to get creative.

18/08/18 22:04:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

"Nah, still not enough bad luck. I'll try number 13."

18/08/18 21:59:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Curiosity killed the cat.

18/08/18 21:35:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

We're looking at smashing weather today, showers tomorrow....

18/08/18 21:30:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

"Hello Ian."

18/08/18 21:29:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Darling, I know you don't like the way I've feng shui'd the house, but will you at least give it a chance to work?"

18/08/18 21:28:50

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 506Carey Sutton

That's 7 years not to look forward too

18/08/18 21:26:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Mike was done for assault and battery.

18/08/18 21:10:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

To be fair Dave is hard of hearing. He wasn't too sure if it was raining or framing

18/08/18 21:09:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"We get it, Dave. You don't like your neighbour. Now pack it in and go home."

18/08/18 21:04:19

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

The secret to a long life? Rack up years of bad luck! (The univers can't legally deny you justice.)

18/08/18 21:01:56

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

I'll bet he's playing it safe with a rabbit's foot in his pocket.

18/08/18 20:59:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

Leaked footage for the documentary 'Trump Explained'.

18/08/18 20:40:13

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

Mystic Meg's ex seeks revenge.

18/08/18 20:36:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

He's a day late

18/08/18 20:15:15

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3773C CaMel

Les miserable

18/08/18 20:07:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Wife shouts: "John, you know that 500/1 outsider which was number 13 that you placed a £50 bet on at the 2.30 in Aintree? Well, it came in first."

18/08/18 20:05:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Cat out of hell.

18/08/18 20:03:32

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2633GeeDee

Someone pass me the salt please?

18/08/18 20:00:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3773C CaMel

Is this guy on crack?

18/08/18 19:58:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3773C CaMel

'Will someone write a song about this?'
Stevie Wonders

18/08/18 19:56:28

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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Before going out on a date, Robin likes to put his lucky pants to the test.

18/08/18 19:53:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

It could happen any time...remember what happened last Christmas, Wham!...

18/08/18 19:52:11

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"Darling, did you remember to buy a lottery ticket?"

18/08/18 19:43:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

If he really wants some bad things to happen to him he should marry my ex-wife

18/08/18 19:41:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19758Ian Skelding

"Tom, when I said Mochas, I meant coffee."

18/08/18 19:38:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

George enjoys being a pessimist. He doesn't want a black cat bringing him luck by crossing his path from left to right.

18/08/18 19:17:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

♫ "Very superstitious... ♫ Oh why can't I stop singing this annoying song?" mutters Steve to himself.

18/08/18 19:11:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

You make your own luck in this life.

18/08/18 19:08:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

Earlier that morning Geoff had stepped on his wife's crack as she lay on the pavement.

18/08/18 19:08:14

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

Have a break, have a Kitty Kat

18/08/18 19:06:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

"Quick Tracy, pass me the brolly, it's started raining cats and mogs"

18/08/18 19:00:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

“Lucky I met that cat, it's going to be a great day!” said Bob as he walked in and set his shoes on the table.

18/08/18 19:00:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19758Ian Skelding

Doesn't matter what he does, Ringo Starr will never change his luck.

18/08/18 19:00:11

 
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