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Pussy Galore Vote score: 6843Pussy Galore

When librarians have children.

02/12/18 12:32:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

"Honey, can you just keep an eye on the triplets-
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"Honey, can you just keep an eye on the twins?"

02/12/18 12:49:19

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Made me snort out loud. --Barrie Bullock
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6843Pussy Galore

"Why do you call the third triplet Tat?"
"Well, there was no tit for tat."

02/12/18 13:05:31

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I wouldn't say this is old, but it was my father's favourite joke, and he was born in 1907. --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

The Michael Jackson School of Babysitting.

02/12/18 12:46:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17903John Glover

"How did you know I used to be a stacker at Tesco?"

02/12/18 12:46:30

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You buy two, you get one free. --Pussy Galore
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''Brexit, Brexit, Brexit.....''

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

02/12/18 12:16:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

No wonder they grew up to be shelfish adults.

02/12/18 12:28:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

Babes on the Wood

02/12/18 12:03:50

 
stone face Vote score: 2045stone face

That young and they're already taking shelfies.

02/12/18 12:20:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

"Darling, have you seen the Bailey's Ice Cream which was next to the baby food?"

02/12/18 12:08:07

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

Incontinental shelf

02/12/18 12:04:59

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4497Chris Halliwell

Shelf Life.

02/12/18 13:12:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

Book-alikes

02/12/18 12:19:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4906Glyn Evans

Carnisnores

02/12/18 12:17:29

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

Yes we got one of each, boy, girl and neutral gender

03/12/18 0:06:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8671Neil Mackenzie

Oh you got one of each.

02/12/18 19:45:08

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

Hibernativity Scene

02/12/18 18:16:24

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 366Barrie Bullock

You can get baby clothes on higher perches.

02/12/18 15:19:07

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

Bearly Awake

02/12/18 14:31:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

The consequences of when a man stops doing DIY

02/12/18 14:04:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

"Has this family not heard of Shelf and Safety?"

02/12/18 13:01:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 325Molly R

X

02/12/18 12:56:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6353Vanessa the Guesser

The Body Shop sale: all items reduced

02/12/18 12:38:20

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Better sell them quick, they haven't got much of a shelf life. --John Glover
stone face Vote score: 2045stone face

"Honest love, the kids will be alright there. Come on,we're only going the pub for a few hours or so."

02/12/18 12:23:46

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

Paul McKenna’s children took 21 years to wake up.

02/12/18 12:05:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

"Darling, I think William needs his nappy changing!"

02/12/18 12:05:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''That was an expensive bottle of gin, darling.''

02/12/18 12:04:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 325Molly R

So young to be on the shelf

02/12/18 12:02:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

Another riveting episode of Teletubbies!

02/12/18 12:01:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

The one in pink should be in the middle, that way the other two would be bloke-ends.

02/12/18 12:01:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

The three aaahs

02/12/18 12:01:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 369Stu Dent

The Snooze Brothers

02/12/18 12:01:15

 
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