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You never know when theres a kidnapper lying in weight.
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

You never know when there's a kidnapper lying in weight.

17/08/18 12:30:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

and stay away from drains.

17/08/18 12:06:58

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7780Leroy Brown

ProPieganda

17/08/18 21:06:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8432Chris Keegan

That maybe, but what do you think the kidnappers make pies out of???

17/08/18 12:07:58

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That happened to one of my girlfriends, you have probably eaten some of her, Pie Ella? --John Glover
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

Come to think of it, Eamonn Holmes has never been kidnapped.

17/08/18 12:18:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

Slim chance of that.

17/08/18 13:04:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6512Glyn Evans

I wouldn't know, I don't think about kidnapping people. Pies however...

17/08/18 20:25:07

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Cambridge Analytica Ltd attempts a comeback.

17/08/18 17:22:41

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Health and Pastry gone mad!

17/08/18 13:15:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

We would appreciate any feedback.

17/08/18 12:46:30

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

That's a pie-in-the-sky piece of advice if ever I heard one.

17/08/18 12:32:04

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20007John Llamas

Confucius Café ……. it's not just the customers giving the tips

17/08/18 12:30:28

 
Cheryl Potts Cheryl Potts

They can't hide their lying pies

04/09/18 15:46:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Man found not guilty of attempted kidnapping but found guilty of Affray Bentos.

18/08/18 0:53:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Four and twenty kidnapped fat black birds found safe in a Pie.

18/08/18 0:46:39

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Take a bite out of crime.

17/08/18 21:35:58

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Dean Winchester's life motto

17/08/18 19:23:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Stake-out kidnap pie.

17/08/18 18:19:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 16542Mark England

"With your prices? They cost a king's ransom"

17/08/18 17:05:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21936Ian Skelding

"I'm just going to pop into Sweeney Todds first."

17/08/18 15:51:44

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

Fat people are easy to kidnap...you just leave a trail of pies to the back of your van.

17/08/18 13:15:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

So that's why there are no kidnappings in Melton Mowbray.

17/08/18 13:04:54

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Rotund unharmed

17/08/18 13:02:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9036Dave Bryan

Shop counter-terrorism

17/08/18 12:50:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

With the current obesity rates in this country, there's a fat chance of anybody ever being kidnapped.

17/08/18 12:25:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31443Tony Edwards

Fat Bastard Cafe

17/08/18 12:24:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31443Tony Edwards

You'll pay a king's ransom to eat there.

17/08/18 12:18:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20007John Llamas

If somebody offers you pie, avoid the cottage ………

17/08/18 12:17:39

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Don't be sheepish come and try our shepherd's pie.

17/08/18 12:06:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

...to pie-up.

17/08/18 12:00:09

 
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