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Smuldo Vote score: 11584Smuldo

"Anything else, Mr Kong...?"

17/12/17 20:38:20

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"...and seventy five condoms, please. I'm doing sex education with Year 10 boys tomorrow."

17/12/17 20:54:14

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You counted them, didn't you? Sad thing is I just checked. --Vivvy En
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

♪ Working 9 to Fyffe ♪

17/12/17 20:00:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I see you're having another swingers party tonight, Reg?"

17/12/17 20:12:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Split shift

17/12/17 20:51:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"...and eight gallons of custard, please."

17/12/17 20:28:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9413Mr Dome

La la la laaa
La la la laaaaaaa
La la laaa
La la la laaaaaaaaaa

17/12/17 22:23:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The peelers were called when the customer went ape and refused to pay because he was skin-t.

17/12/17 20:57:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

I've stopped going to those discount supermarkets, these days I choose to go somewhere a little more ape market".

17/12/17 20:18:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

"How are they going to keep the hair out of my eyes? I said while you're out, grab me a bunch of bandanas."

17/12/17 20:17:55

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6574Hercules Rockefeller

Bananadrama

17/12/17 20:04:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"If you overcharge me like last time, I'll give you a bunch of Fyffes!"

17/12/17 20:01:01

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Have you seen the last crate of bananas? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

18/12/17 19:14:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"Looks like Sid is up to some monkey business again."

18/12/17 2:25:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

The man from Del Monte said "I bought these Yesterday but I've changed my mind."

17/12/17 22:25:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8412Chris Keegan

Jesus! Are you in for some apeshit tomorrow!!!

17/12/17 22:09:07

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

Gru regretted sending the minions out on his Lidl shop

17/12/17 21:43:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5608Vivvy En

"How many? Anyone would think they grow on trees."

17/12/17 21:20:44

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

That till bloke looks like he's going to go apeshit.

17/12/17 21:19:25

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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Nigel couldn't understand why bananas were so popular on the women's prison shopping list.

17/12/17 20:59:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Checkout staff were not amused by management's latest offer, a free tarantula with every 100 bananas.

17/12/17 20:47:41

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5608Vivvy En

"So, how many pairs of pyjamas do you need?"

17/12/17 20:45:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8412Chris Keegan

Christmas dinner for the Big Yellow Storage Company was going to be a disappointment.

17/12/17 20:36:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

John Peel

17/12/17 20:36:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

This is why supermarkets don't play 'Hollaback Girl'.

17/12/17 20:35:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Hello again, Josephine Baker."

17/12/17 20:29:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"I think you've gone bananas madam."

17/12/17 20:22:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

"Hurry up and pay for these, and let's split".

17/12/17 20:16:50

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''...And don't forget the packet of nuts at the end...''

17/12/17 20:12:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Gorilla's in the Midst

17/12/17 20:10:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21930Ian Skelding

The Banana Doped Song.

17/12/17 20:05:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

"Do you want any help with your picking?"

17/12/17 20:04:30

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

When I don't feel like working, I potassinate.

17/12/17 20:01:09

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

I'll be ripe with you

17/12/17 20:00:40

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

Check out those lady's fingers

17/12/17 20:00:15

 
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