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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Put the kettle on, love. I'm spitting feathers here.

10/12/18 23:43:24

 
stone face Vote score: 3091stone face

"Well that'll teach you not to stick your head out the car window during the annual pheasant migration."

10/12/18 20:05:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

People keep mentioning Owls all I see is a pair of Great Tits.

11/12/18 7:46:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34277Welsh Rarebit

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Breast

10/12/18 22:46:41

 
Dot Old Vote score: 309Dot Old

Aagghh! Someone get these fr***ing hornets off my face!

10/12/18 20:05:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1276Stu Dent

If Han Solo knew what Chewbacca looked liked shaved he would have spend a lot less time chasing Princess Leia.

10/12/18 20:00:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3679Vivvy En

She's a lovely girl but she's in need of a good plucking

10/12/18 20:52:36

 
stone face Vote score: 3091stone face

As X-Men go, Feather Face with her ability to make people sneeze, was probably one of the weakest.

10/12/18 20:12:23

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"What have you come as?"
"The owl and the pussycat."

10/12/18 23:46:14

 
stone face Vote score: 3091stone face

She looks good in her owl age.

10/12/18 20:34:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18339John Glover

"I thought you were joking when you said she had a face like a chicken's backside."

10/12/18 20:17:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

You look a right toowit.

10/12/18 20:07:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34277Welsh Rarebit

Birdie McBirdface

10/12/18 20:01:30

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 429Scrappy Doo

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bird Face

11/12/18 0:46:25

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 286Sam Cass

Well, Conchita has gotten wurst.

10/12/18 22:25:50

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1525Funny Bean

Can't wait for my bird to get her 'kit' off.

10/12/18 22:22:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28350Tony Edwards

Clothes Peggy Sue

10/12/18 21:01:41

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 429Scrappy Doo

I see cleavage. The End.

10/12/18 20:54:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3679Vivvy En

"Tony's met a really shy bird and he thinks she's GRRRREAT"

10/12/18 20:43:39

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1525Funny Bean

Cat flaps

10/12/18 20:35:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 774James Lennox

Camo looks good, but it is a major cause of birdstrike.

10/12/18 20:32:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5065Glyn Evans

I can see urchin.

10/12/18 20:31:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5887Mr Dome

She suffers from hives

10/12/18 20:30:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28350Tony Edwards

"Pasta la vista, baby."

10/12/18 20:23:27

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

"Theresa, I'm not sure that will persuade anyone else …. just have the vote."

10/12/18 20:12:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4476Chris Keegan

The moment we met I had a concern. We were going out for a meal.

10/12/18 20:09:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11771Dan Nicholls

Ooooohhhh crab paste.

10/12/18 20:03:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

You may think you're camouflaged, dear, but you stand out like a sore thumb in Harvey Nick's.

10/12/18 20:03:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4476Chris Keegan

Harry Redknapp says being in the jungle was a life changing experience.

10/12/18 20:02:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34277Welsh Rarebit

Flap Dancer

10/12/18 20:00:46

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1276Stu Dent

Looks like she got a bad case of bird flu.

10/12/18 20:00:30

 
Dot Old Vote score: 309Dot Old

In fine feather

10/12/18 20:00:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34277Welsh Rarebit

Tawny Scowl

10/12/18 20:00:26

 
Dot Old Vote score: 309Dot Old

Tiger Lily

10/12/18 20:00:12

 
Molly R Vote score: 688Molly R

I'm not really that keen on pizza. Didn't you have a nice custard pie instead?

10/12/18 20:00:06

 
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