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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Have you flossed recently?"
"No, I just sort of shuffle round the dance floor a bit."

29/12/18 21:27:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21686Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Extreme Chiropody'..."

29/12/18 20:38:56

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You got me! Snort aloud moment! :D --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29236Tony Edwards

"You may feel a slight prick."

29/12/18 21:18:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18888John Glover

"So, you are the young man who has upset my daughter."

29/12/18 20:42:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3990Dave Bryan

''Are you paying privately or do you enjoy pain?''

29/12/18 20:57:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21686Michael Winner

"Well, normally we operate on the prostate via the shortest route, but since you're a Brexiteer..."

29/12/18 20:41:00

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

Did you or did you not buy my wife a pair of socks for Christmas??

29/12/18 22:21:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4065Vivvy En

See the face you love light up with Terry's All Gold teeth

29/12/18 21:01:33

 
Molly R Vote score: 874Molly R

I only asked for my beard to be shaved off.

29/12/18 20:02:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9134Neil Mackenzie

If you think that hurt wait till you feel the pain of a complete wallet clearance.

29/12/18 22:21:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

♪ The first time ever I saw your brace ♪

29/12/18 21:33:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3990Dave Bryan

''Please let me take the cigarette out of your mouth.''

29/12/18 20:45:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18888John Glover

No, your head is not resting on one of our plush toy snakes, I really am pleased to see you."

29/12/18 20:21:33

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4658Chris Halliwell

Unlike Gynecologists Dentists always look down in the mouth.

29/12/18 20:15:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5604Chris Keegan

"OK,OK! I'll eat the bloody fish starter!"

29/12/18 20:11:36

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McDonald's new slogan. --Scrappy Doo
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Peter was showing signs of dental anguish.

29/12/18 20:02:24

 
John Ettery John Ettery

And if you feel any discomfort, text "ouch" to 0791111

04/01/19 18:22:10

 
John Ettery John Ettery

We have to recline the chair this far....a third of our income comes from pocket change

04/01/19 18:03:47

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Got any plans this weekend?"

01/01/19 11:04:10

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

"Your teeth seem to have a film on them".

30/12/18 12:35:27

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 524Carey Sutton

I would never of guessed that was his legs in those socks.

30/12/18 11:28:17

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

Mellow Yellow my ass!

30/12/18 0:36:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8024Vanessa the Guesser

I've always hated the dentist. I get terrible flashbacks.

29/12/18 21:05:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3990Dave Bryan

''Has that cavity grown incisor am I mistaken?''

29/12/18 21:02:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5604Chris Keegan

"Ok, I can now see what the problem is, it seems there's a pig that's fallen out if it's blanket"

29/12/18 20:58:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

"We'll soon have these rose-tinted glasses off you Mr Spurs supporter."

29/12/18 20:38:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29236Tony Edwards

"This is the worst case of plaque that I have ever seen."

29/12/18 20:22:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"You've been brushing with Cif again haven't you?"

29/12/18 20:18:27

 
Mark Beers Mark Beers

"I'm sorry, Chad, but it appears I may have overdone your whitening just a little."

29/12/18 20:16:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5604Chris Keegan

"Congratulations Mr Smith, it's an adult boy"

29/12/18 20:16:46

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Terminator 4 (The Dentist Years).

29/12/18 20:13:53

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2406Charlie Depp

He wasn't an extractor fan

29/12/18 20:12:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

"Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors? It'd hurt, right?
"Uh huh."
"You'd scream, right?"
"Uh huh."
"Well get your ass in here"

29/12/18 20:11:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18888John Glover

"Now Mr Briggs, how do you think I know you have been eating Solero Exotics again?"

29/12/18 20:10:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6570Mr Dome

I love a bit of oral

29/12/18 20:09:58

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2686Funny Bean

"Looks like your teeth have flared up again Mr Jones."

29/12/18 20:09:32

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2686Funny Bean

Aurora Borealis

29/12/18 20:07:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1748James Lennox

"We can tell how bad the infection is by discharge colour. Clear isn't so bad, white is bad, yellow is very bad, and then there's flourescent yellow ... that's you."

29/12/18 20:06:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5604Chris Keegan

"But I've got a cap!!!"

29/12/18 20:06:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8024Vanessa the Guesser

"I feel a little light-headed."

29/12/18 20:05:37

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"There's no need for language like that Mr Ramsay! Rinse and spit."

29/12/18 20:04:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1814Stu Dent

They just need a light polish.

29/12/18 20:04:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 874Molly R

His Grindr profile said he liked fetishes, but this is not what I had hoped for!

29/12/18 20:02:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1814Stu Dent

The Molar Express is about to arrive at platform three

29/12/18 20:02:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8024Vanessa the Guesser

I'm dating a dental nurse. She's one of the Saliva Birds.

29/12/18 20:02:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1748James Lennox

Hold still, we'll have that torch removed in a jiffy.

29/12/18 20:01:28

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1814Stu Dent

The illuminateeth

29/12/18 20:00:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1814Stu Dent

Gangster Capping

29/12/18 20:00:07

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2406Charlie Depp

Brace Yourself

29/12/18 20:00:06

 
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