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"Oh, I thought you said you wanted to see my thicket."
08/08/24 19:09:02
Apples and orangutans
08/08/24 11:08:57
Tom de terre
07/08/24 7:06:10
Shepherd's ply
02/08/24 19:10:53
He got into cigarettes at a young age
30/07/24 7:14:12
Don't worry, he won't be King for long. He's about to croak
29/07/24 7:14:08
Baby bloomer
25/07/24 19:04:27
Born and bread
25/07/24 19:02:13
They didn't know what to do with him after the last film. It was either this or a Hoover.
22/07/24 7:29:16
The kitty that never sleeps.
20/07/24 7:07:15
Nellie the Elephant was hoping for a better life after saying goodbye to the circus but six years on she was a traffic warden in Rhyl
18/07/24 11:07:25, edited: 18/07/24 11:08:06
Cheeping with the Enemy
14/07/24 11:12:55
She's never out of the news.
13/07/24 7:10:48
Tom and Ferry
12/07/24 7:01:27
Flagmingos
09/07/24 7:01:21
I may look daft but I can serve 20 beers at a time
08/07/24 7:13:24
Nightmare on Elf Street.
06/07/24 19:01:14
Mewtant
06/07/24 11:03:34
“We left Glasgow six years ago, the kids have settled into life in the USA brilliantly, Dave still struggles.”
03/07/24 7:16:06
“After one I was legless.”
02/07/24 11:05:05
"Quick before the delivery guy realises he has delivered to the wrong house" said Dave
29/06/24 7:07:36
Venus Fry Trap
26/06/24 7:04:07
Bruce wee
22/06/24 19:15:56
Tykewondo
22/06/24 19:03:36
''Dave, I need that report at your earliest convenience.''
19/06/24 11:37:24, edited: 19/06/24 11:42:32
In space no one can hear you cream
19/06/24 7:03:56
Milky Way
19/06/24 7:01:34
"I'll make a deal with you . You can have your veil back when you return my football."
17/06/24 7:39:03
Disney ruined Dr. Who.
14/06/24 19:01:58
"That's ma-son!"
13/06/24 7:17:56
Bra-zilian
08/06/24 19:00:53
“Nice food but no atmosphere.”
07/06/24 7:43:46
Well they definitely need a wedding shower
03/06/24 12:56:24, edited: 03/06/24 12:56:33
Residents of the local Don't Care Home.
02/06/24 19:04:49
"Um, no, it's not a rainbow, it's actually three lions devouring my mum."
02/06/24 7:10:05
Feeta cheese
31/05/24 11:22:43
Warning: May clog your arteries
31/05/24 11:12:47, edited: 31/05/24 11:25:13
Officer Dave always wanted to drive a Porch.
29/05/24 7:02:59, edited: 18/01/26 0:18:18, suggested edits
Tome sweet home
26/05/24 19:00:29
Let's see what changes Labour will bring.
25/05/24 11:58:55
Dave, at the end of the row, hadn’t seen Mary since they met at a club 9 months ago
25/05/24 11:03:27
Squat car
24/05/24 11:21:03
Ma's Attacks!
23/05/24 7:32:44
At the retreat for former caption addicts it was important nobody knew when it was 8am, midday or 8pm.
16/05/24 19:09:43
100% British Grief
16/05/24 11:23:30
"Mmm... Which one shall I use as a guinea pig?" pondered Schrodinger.
16/05/24 7:04:06, edited: 16/05/24 7:30:21, suggested edits
“Hello love, you’ll be pleased to know I’ve just bought a vehicle with a much larger boot.”
15/05/24 7:07:20
Pick up a penguin
13/05/24 11:01:02
Combin' The Barbarian
13/05/24 7:20:32
''You'd think the tight Yorkshire bastard would have the decency to buy me a cat basket, wouldn't you?''
12/05/24 11:10:46, edited: 12/05/24 11:18:55
Mogglebox
10/05/24 7:10:32
Tombrero
09/05/24 19:04:35
"9 minus 7 is.... sh*t! I've only got 2 lives left."
07/05/24 19:12:55
We have a gift from the Trojan LGBTQ community.
05/05/24 7:10:01, edited: 05/05/24 7:12:43
''I ate three packets of Trill this morning, Officer.''''In that case I'm going to have to book you for breaking the seed limit.''
04/05/24 19:16:10
It was going cheep
04/05/24 19:01:50
''I'm definitely going to beat that tortoise this time.''''How can you be certain?''''I've just run over it.''
03/05/24 20:18:41
Tubular Yells
02/05/24 7:00:46
A cross to bare
01/05/24 11:04:55
♪ Hit me rabies one more time. ♪
29/04/24 11:08:12
“She was always a bit clingy.”
28/04/24 19:08:42
Luke Who's Porking
25/04/24 19:35:34
I could do that but I don't wish to blow my own trumpet.
21/04/24 11:10:20
"Kid" Jensen
20/04/24 11:07:12
🎵 They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said neigh, neigh, neigh
15/04/24 19:11:17
Baaaackpack
13/04/24 11:00:46
"Ok, as I can now see my arse, I probably was spinning on my office chair a little too fast."
13/04/24 7:21:56
'Testing... one-two... one-two'
10/04/24 19:08:59
Pan's people
10/04/24 19:01:58
A bad day at the orifice
07/04/24 19:40:08
''Surely he can't miss from that distance.''
04/04/24 19:27:38
"Honey, I'm home, my train was can..."
02/04/24 11:12:39
Fish and clips
02/04/24 7:15:04
Go ahead punk, hake my day.
02/04/24 7:07:08
The Aisle of Dogs
01/04/24 9:52:28
Fur by Fur
31/03/24 11:02:30
''I keep winning sheets of toilet paper. I must be on a roll.''
28/03/24 12:10:23, edited: 28/03/24 12:21:14
"For God's sake, nobody say 'mate'!"
27/03/24 20:07:00
Upping the auntie.
26/03/24 8:08:31
I love a steamy novel.
25/03/24 8:18:13
"Poor Dave, I told him to fix that squeaky wheel."
24/03/24 20:09:13
Ten gallon hat.
24/03/24 9:20:10
For those who love feeling the grass between their toes, but hate stepping in dog shit.
23/03/24 20:17:52
Dave was beginning to regret using the Plenty of Fish dating app.
22/03/24 8:14:02
"Did you see the sign writer? He looked really spaced out.""He dropped an E"
20/03/24 12:08:54
Run. Don't Wok.
18/03/24 20:02:48
Road krill
16/03/24 8:07:13
🎵 Climb every mounting... 🎵
14/03/24 20:37:51
Fish and lips
14/03/24 8:02:30
A Ford in the road.
13/03/24 20:07:24
Dunk Driving
13/03/24 20:04:37
''Watch out for that cow, Pat.''
13/03/24 8:38:27
Abattoiry Road
13/03/24 8:06:08
She can kling on to me any time
12/03/24 12:02:29
Tortilla the hun.
10/03/24 20:42:27
Southern Taco Belle
10/03/24 20:05:11
Models take a break at London Fashion week to visit a local market.
10/03/24 8:10:00
decaption.me
09/03/24 12:01:08
Theyyy’re shite
07/03/24 12:04:24
"Special delivery for Mr. Kong."
05/03/24 20:01:34
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