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	Great with Micro Chips 22/02/23 23:14:14	9

	"Have you seen my toupee son?" 21/07/23 17:51:28	7

	"Simon, have you cleaned out Cinema 4 and 5?" "Yup" 30/05/23 16:23:29	6

	"Stop crying Bernard, they're plastic you drama Queen" 16/08/23 22:57:17	5

	Little Paul was just so glad that somebody turned up to the open mic night. 22/06/23 8:02:27	5

	Don't eat me...remember the 'butterfly effect' 27/03/23 6:50:08	5

	Police crack down on grass on the Underground. 25/03/23 10:07:49	5

	Things have got desperate since the tooth fairies went on strike! 16/09/23 19:49:42	4

	He missed the bullet....jammy dodger 07/08/23 22:58:22	4

	"£5 a ride..extortionate" _ "Gary just get on with your work, we all know you worked for the fun fair beforehand" 27/06/23 10:04:28, edited: 27/06/23 10:05:10	4

	" and don't forget son...deliver all those messages" 04/05/23 5:43:38	4

	I really love those Tiger Feet 🎶 13/02/23 22:22:22	4

	I love her but I just can't cope with that flatulence. 10/09/23 5:54:06	3

	"I wish I'd read the side effects of Viagra" 08/09/23 7:11:16	3

	" this will stop the kids scoffing it" 03/09/23 22:20:26	3

	B & Q host sports event. 14/07/23 18:52:48	3

	🎶 this is how we do it 🎶 10/07/23 9:42:11	3

	Rosie the hen was shitting bricks. 05/04/23 7:08:34	3

	"You eat your breakfast luv, you've worked hard down that pit"... and hopefully you won't even notice my new handbag on the wall. 04/04/23 8:12:53	3

	Psychiatrist; "So tell me why exactly do you feel trampled on?" 31/03/23 11:36:51	3

	Just start the car honey....have faith! 😱....remember DUMBO! 06/03/23 7:23:54	3

	creative I'll give the Giant the ale whilst you find the golden goose. 20/02/23 15:11:30	3

	We are looking for Cinders . 30/12/22 22:41:47	3

	"Alice made me drink it" 24/08/23 22:45:03	2

	🎶 Stairway to Devon 17/08/23 19:14:18	2

	Puss n Roots 07/08/23 8:25:49	2

	David Bent...the office. 03/08/23 7:23:33	2

	Porkcasso 14/07/23 18:56:03	2

	"How did you guess that my dad was an Elf." 08/07/23 19:14:19	2

	Bert our children are not ugly! Why don't you take the kids for a walk in a normal fashion? 08/07/23 6:24:31	2

	"And when we finish our training...we'll be working in India" 04/07/23 7:20:41	2

	Mods n Frockers! 12/06/23 8:17:47	2

	Brush your teeth sweetie. Remember how the dentist said "sugar can rot your enamel?"...well here's the proof. 14/04/23 2:57:49	2

	The birthing pool practice session was about right. 10/04/23 18:08:58	2

	I know you 'say' you're Irish, but I still need to see your passports! 30/03/23 9:01:04	2

	Cruella Deville cast in 'Basic Instinct' remake alongside Bride of Chucky co star. 29/03/23 22:12:04	2

	In soles 08/03/23 9:39:38	2

	Banana Burlesque night. 16/01/23 6:42:28	2

	🎶 should I shave or should I go now? 🎶 Sun 21:31:58	1

	'Sagpuss' 21/09/23 11:53:49	1

	"Are you sure your mums OK to babysit. Shes getting so forgetful and keeps leaving leaving stuff like her dentures in the fridge?" "Yes love, she'll be fine " 16/09/23 19:45:09	1

	" but I was only trying to find the goldfish mummy" 15/09/23 21:17:58	1

	British scareways 05/09/23 22:15:13	1

	"Where's Barbie fell out with Ken...she ditched his wardrobe " 04/09/23 6:53:35	1

	"I've given up smoking and been decorating instead" 23/08/23 9:03:12	1

	"Bet you ..if not I will eat my cat" 21/08/23 4:04:54	1

	Dead funny 21/08/23 4:01:53	1

	Baptism by Firewater 19/08/23 18:07:55	1

	"Yeah, yeah, so I'm sponsored by 'Duracel' ..but PLEASE could somebody take that battery out of my arse!" 15/08/23 10:41:51	1

	The 'Fast Supper' 11/08/23 23:13:33	1

	Auditions for the 'Invisible man' film are going well. 07/08/23 8:26:58	1

	You will still have to use the litter box 06/08/23 8:13:10	1

	'Snoop Dog' 03/08/23 10:05:42	1

	Council invest in underfloor heating 03/08/23 7:24:32	1

	Lady and the Camp 27/07/23 16:32:26	1

	He's in a pickle 27/07/23 6:09:32	1

	When Botox fir dogs went wrong . 24/07/23 19:30:40	1

	" First cut is the deepest" 🎶 20/07/23 0:52:07	1

	🎶 you might not ever get rich...working at the Carwash 🎶 16/07/23 8:43:58	1

	Boycie and Marlenes saucey wedding pics discovered! 14/07/23 6:10:10	1

	"Unlike the good girls, Maureen was always flapping around" 13/07/23 6:55:38	1

	Lettuce Pray 11/07/23 16:41:06	1

	'Lassie come home'...in style 👌 01/07/23 12:43:07	1 1

	A balanced diet 30/06/23 0:38:15	1

	They tried so hard to emulate the Beatles singing 'HELP' 30/06/23 0:36:20	1

	"Ladies...this is the 'gender reveal' party not 'reveal your gender' 🙈 26/06/23 18:45:20	1

	Such a cool wardrobe . 26/06/23 8:26:37	1

	"I told you not to fool around with that sausage dog" 22/06/23 22:33:24	1

	🎶 Don't knock the Croc 🎶 19/06/23 6:31:48	1

	Tarantino's new movie ; 'Kill Will' 18/06/23 1:28:55	1

	"But we HAVE to get to McDonald's!' 09/06/23 23:55:27	1

	One prick and it will all be over. 08/06/23 22:06:53, edited: 08/06/23 22:07:14	1

	Stirling Moss 01/06/23 21:46:55	1

	When a truck farts...run! 31/05/23 18:22:09	1

	Glastonbury training camp 31/05/23 18:21:11	1

	"Will you stop googling Scoobydoo and Lassie" 27/05/23 10:12:33	1

	Charles, you're obsessed with 'thin white tube shape things'... have you learnt nothing. 20/05/23 5:11:14	1

	'Hatewatchers' 11/05/23 10:31:38	1

	Sorry darling....the spell went wrong . 24/04/23 5:37:34	1

	"Well you did ask for a BIG BREAKFAST" 03/04/23 7:36:34	1

	Lets play 'Connect Four' 02/04/23 12:45:20	1

	Half Term? Ah, we have just the bed for that. Sun 21:29:04	0

	" only another 47 more 'Shades of Grey' to go " Sun 21:24:28	0