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Ben Samuel Vote score: 4738Ben Samuel

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20/11/14 9:33:48
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35547Ian Skelding

"Where are you Scooby?"

14/11/14 12:58:38
 
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Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Dual Porpoise

12/11/14 20:00:08
 
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Chris Moorhead Vote score: 1564Chris Moorhead

The fart jokes abruptly stopped when realisation set in that John had actually been dead for several hours.

12/11/14 12:44:33
 
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AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

'I think he should float ok - but let's just test him for boy-in-sea'

10/11/14 12:00:07
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Dutch elm Denise

10/11/14 8:10:29
 
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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

Womanhood.

08/11/14 18:41:33
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43056Tony Edwards

Sole searching.

02/11/14 12:03:49
 
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Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

" Care to join me in a cup of tea? "

31/10/14 12:00:09
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...a cup of Beautea --Tiny Alien
Tony Edwards Vote score: 43056Tony Edwards

Vodka and slime.

30/10/14 12:32:24
 
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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6238Chris Halliwell

The Beagle has Glanded.

29/10/14 12:22:47
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

This model has petallic paint.

28/10/14 20:00:08
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

"Where was this photo taken?"
"Dur...ham, Dur..ham, Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham...."

23/10/14 19:01:50
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Putting the tart before the horse

22/10/14 19:00:09
 
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"I don't know the sodding password, just let me get to that bloody tree before I burst."

21/10/14 19:24:14
 
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Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Tim buck two

21/10/14 11:09:10
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

The Land Before Crime.

20/10/14 11:04:39
 
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Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

My skittle pony

18/10/14 19:12:14
 
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

Airy biker

18/10/14 11:06:59
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35547Ian Skelding

"Not yet Imran, you're not her husband until tomorrow."

17/10/14 8:27:46
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43056Tony Edwards

"Say sari now."

17/10/14 7:20:59
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

A food festival is held today in remembrance of Marty Feldman.

16/10/14 19:02:58
 
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AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

'I don't mind these open toilets, but the bidets are set way too high'

16/10/14 11:00:12
 
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Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Five hours after they set up the roadblock, police are still waiting for The Modfather to appear.

14/10/14 19:00:06
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35547Ian Skelding

"Ahh, there's nothing like a bit of soft lighting."

11/10/14 11:25:49
 
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"My wife charges £10 for sex, then puts it away for our holiday, a month in Barbados at the end of the year."
"Yeh, my wife does the same. We're off to Butlins for a week in 2017."

07/10/14 19:34:38
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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

After being neutered we are left with an adder that can't multiply.

04/10/14 21:42:43
 
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Joy rider

04/10/14 8:17:32
 
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Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

This month Huey's gone for a Beatles hair cut.

03/10/14 9:24:58
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35547Ian Skelding

You won't get flatbread here.

29/09/14 7:07:46
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43056Tony Edwards

Jamie had had a run-in with the cops before.

26/09/14 19:02:27
 
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AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

Children develop so young these days

24/09/14 11:00:08
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

Clunk, click, every kip.

24/09/14 7:00:07
 
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Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Posh Spice taking a selfie.

21/09/14 19:00:18
 
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

She regularly went out with her insect-aside

20/09/14 19:07:51
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Don't forget the pupa scooper

20/09/14 19:00:06
 
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Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

"Hoops-a-daisy."

20/09/14 11:35:38
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

The Welsh appear to have raised their game after losing in their own back yard last time.

19/09/14 19:26:59
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

The red team won by a loft conversion

19/09/14 19:00:06
 
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Steve Davies Vote score: 2447Steve Davies

Man-maid?

19/09/14 7:22:39
 
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Colin Dyerson Vote score: 410Colin Dyerson

Face value

17/09/14 11:09:11
 
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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6321Lucky Elperro

Apples miniature self-charging wristwatch phone was a great success, but the solar panel's a bit of a buggar.

16/09/14 14:26:54
 
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Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Phial for divorce

13/09/14 7:00:12
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35547Ian Skelding

Introducing the powerful suction of Siemens.

10/09/14 15:35:43
 
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Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Domestic abuse.

10/09/14 14:01:04
 
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Steve Davies Vote score: 2447Steve Davies

She could often be found in the beer garden enjoying a stiff brandy, who was taken into care some weeks later by the R.S.P.C.A.

07/09/14 20:41:54
 
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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

John and Colin survived but Frank, unfortunately, had screwed a tin of boot polish onto his mask.

03/09/14 20:18:22
 
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Fire in the hole!

31/08/14 19:00:26
 
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown
Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue.

30/08/14 11:01:39
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43056Tony Edwards

Flybrarian.

29/08/14 11:32:52
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24370Mark England

Static Eccentricity

28/08/14 19:00:35
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

Washington D Sea.

21/08/14 7:50:16
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

She was surrounded by waves.

17/08/14 19:00:06
 
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Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Peter Porker

15/08/14 7:00:07
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

"Land a Hoy!"

14/08/14 19:14:14
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43056Tony Edwards

Blanksy.

12/08/14 11:10:59
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"Before accepting the terms of the job, little Jack carried out a full Rusk Assessment."

06/08/14 19:37:13
 
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Guideaux Vote score: 2412Guideaux

A Delft Hitler.

05/08/14 19:04:34
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Tea made in this pot leaves a Nazi taste in your mouth.

05/08/14 19:01:15
 
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Doh Nutter Vote score: 24667Doh Nutter

Cock or Spaniel

04/08/14 19:19:27
 
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Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

"Have you been away?"

29/07/14 19:08:15
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It took me a second, very clever :) --Michael Winner
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Upper-Class Tweet

25/07/14 19:11:14
 
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Doh Nutter Vote score: 24667Doh Nutter

"Your hurdles are ready Mr Corbett."

24/07/14 19:17:55
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43056Tony Edwards

Shear drop.

24/07/14 7:13:39
 
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Boycie Vote score: 7002Boycie

He should have just got a short Bach and sides.

22/07/14 7:39:30
 
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Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Match of the Bay.

16/07/14 19:00:06
 
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D C Vote score: 2691D C

The terrorist attack was blamed on Summer Bed Linen.

16/07/14 7:17:37
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35547Ian Skelding

Bob's mates were gutted for him.

15/07/14 11:24:21
 
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Ron Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan
It had only been a matter of time before the two rival gangs of Pickpockets accidently targeted one another

13/07/14 19:00:11
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

"It's a fare cop."

13/07/14 8:13:26
 
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Chris Moorhead Vote score: 1564Chris Moorhead

Un-Dress Rehearsal

12/07/14 19:04:14
 
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Witnesses were astonished by Mary's close shave.

10/07/14 9:42:41
 
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Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

' Rising Dump '

09/07/14 20:04:52
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

Pail face.

09/07/14 7:00:06
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner
"Job done! Thats one more success for the East Division Fire Team, and one less kitten in a tree."

04/07/14 7:00:32
 
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Boycie Vote score: 7002Boycie

The Squirty Dozen

04/07/14 7:00:19
 
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Colin Dyerson Vote score: 410Colin Dyerson

If your not careful Dave your going to get a clit round the ear.

03/07/14 12:49:51
 
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Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

Don't speak to him dear I know his type.

03/07/14 11:38:02
 
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Ron Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Chewdy Garland

28/06/14 19:13:51
 
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Ron Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

🎵 We're off to eat the wizard......🎵

28/06/14 19:00:41
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

On line dating.

27/06/14 11:02:22
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My immediate assumption was that they were male and female garments on a line, but you could take it as the clothes were not fashionable and dated, or they have been left on the line for so long they were dating with age. Not my caption, but there... --John Glover
Doh Nutter Vote score: 24667Doh Nutter

Gastric Band of Brothers

24/06/14 11:49:47
 
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Shandonbelle Vote score: 2757Shandonbelle

Could have done with some M.A.S.H. with that.

24/06/14 11:01:35
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

"Take that, Pavement Man!"

19/06/14 7:00:22
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

Gary had just been chased from the local park after opening up his Mac.

14/06/14 11:39:41
 
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Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

Man-hat-on-avenue.

05/06/14 8:16:35
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24370Mark England

An old man of 80, John was very proud of his body, and judging by his shadow, I would be too

03/06/14 11:19:50
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I see your point. --John Glover
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Crack shot

30/05/14 11:00:15
 
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

🎵 Born to be wide... 🎵

28/05/14 19:08:30
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

"Hey gorgeous, ever tried tossing a dwarf?"

27/05/14 7:15:48
 
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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6321Lucky Elperro

In Ecuador you take camomile for stomach upsets, cinnamon bark for flu and stand in the Amazon for six hours if you got drunk at the weekend and went with two dollar Lola.

26/05/14 20:05:15
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Pitcher Postcards

25/05/14 19:19:02
 
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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

She has one of those faces that's hard to read.

25/05/14 11:49:26
 
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Doh Nutter Vote score: 24667Doh Nutter

As a new mother Jill likes to express herself.

25/05/14 9:56:27
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

David was a photographer with Trip Advisor.

22/05/14 7:05:13
 
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Doh Nutter Vote score: 24667Doh Nutter

Sandra was delighted to be Miss Norfolk for a 3rd successive year.

16/05/14 19:45:39
 
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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6238Chris Halliwell
After successfully choreographing the Y.M.C.A dance, the dancers found that D.I.V.O.R.C.E by Tammy Wynette was harder to master.

15/05/14 19:28:22
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20.24.32 should have had a nod I think. --Cath Jones
Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

"There's not much left, Mrs Armitage- are you sure that you're ready to identify the remains of your husband?"

14/05/14 11:00:22
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

Having excessively weak ankles, the saber-toothed bat has to hang by it's arms.

13/05/14 20:01:45
 
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Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

" Not tonight dear, I've got a haddock "

10/05/14 8:32:20
 
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