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Quill.i.am
18/04/15 7:02:06
"Cig Heil!"
08/04/15 11:06:23
Surprisingly, 4 year old Jodie won the sand sculpture competition.
19/03/15 12:29:24
siloettes
12/03/15 20:27:00
There'll be shell toupeé.
10/03/15 20:09:29
🎵 Crimea river 🎵
24/02/15 20:04:49
"You've been to that bloody market again, haven't you?"
22/02/15 20:36:33
Knee hole surgery
21/02/15 12:14:25
Joy Division.
14/02/15 20:06:04
Breaking News: Officer shat himself by mistake
11/02/15 8:00:18
On the out skirts of town police told him to pullover, and asked for his name and a dress
09/02/15 12:00:08
Biscuitball
24/01/15 20:03:53
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?Â
18/01/15 8:00:13
Pongu's mates keep guard while he has a crap.
06/01/15 12:32:13
On your Marx, get set, GO!
15/12/14 20:00:05
The school sillybus
09/12/14 12:00:07
"Man over board!"
06/12/14 9:19:04
After being buried for 25 years, the contents of the time capsule proved rather disappointing.
05/12/14 8:04:52
Thanks for turning up for todays assessment Sandra. After careful consideration we feel that your children would probably be better off living with their father.
04/12/14 9:26:16
Road Dan, The Thinker.
30/11/14 12:05:19
Lord Sugar: "Tom, you've been in that pool all day and have done 200 lengths. For that reason YOU'RE TIRED".
21/11/14 20:46:20
Why am I not buying? No Monet.
19/11/14 20:09:13
Mother ship.
13/11/14 8:47:24
Focus group
07/11/14 12:24:42
We all need somewhere to reflect.
07/11/14 8:04:07
Tench warfare
03/11/14 20:46:05
Renault Lagoona.
01/11/14 13:03:59
When Molly realised she'd parked in a tow-away zone, she started shitting bricks.
25/10/14 19:05:40
Apparently this is where Jeremy Clarkson had spotted the Argies.
24/10/14 21:35:06
"It does hang to one side but don't worry about it, that's quite common."
21/10/14 22:34:13
Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!"
20/10/14 11:23:03
Chocolatiers.
18/10/14 7:17:11
"Sorry this is 1614 , you need to re-dial 2014"
17/10/14 22:46:02
Paul McCartney throws out some of Heather Mills' belongings.
15/04/07 16:10:25
He's got fat chance of scoring.
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Rex marks the spot.
Sun 8:01:14
“Sorry Billy, you’re all alone now. I’m afraid you are going to have to vend for yourself”
Fri 8:05:14
Squeaker phone
Thu 20:02:49
And then he gave her a ring
27/02/26 8:15:53
"On second thought, I'll skip surgery."
25/02/26 8:04:22
Death by chocolate
24/02/26 12:00:16
Bunnydorm
21/02/26 12:42:06
The Phone Ranger
20/02/26 20:03:23, edited: 20/02/26 20:06:11
Hedgemog
20/02/26 8:00:17
“I hate these Korean picture restaurant menus “
18/02/26 12:04:11
“CAPTCHA-Choose each picture that includes a dog “
18/02/26 12:02:04, edited: 18/02/26 12:02:37
Hush Puppies
15/02/26 8:03:29
Fudgement Day
13/02/26 20:15:17
“The Brazilians were my favourites…”
13/02/26 8:02:00
Marriage is on the rocks already.
09/02/26 20:00:24
MATNAV
02/02/26 20:01:43
Dave regretted mistaking the street entertainer for a statue
02/02/26 8:02:23
Chair of the dog
30/01/26 12:52:28
Duck billed fatty arse
29/01/26 12:03:40
"I take it the cat still hasn't caught that mouse yet" said Dave
29/01/26 8:02:18
The Great Western Super Mare
26/01/26 12:30:04
See It, Neigh it, Snorted.
26/01/26 12:07:45
''You seem to have no problems, Nigella, but these days I just can't get mine to rise,'' said Mary Berry.
26/01/26 8:14:48
"So, you reckon this acupuncture works then?"
23/01/26 8:19:20
Dave finally opened the jar to the sound of raptorous applause.
17/01/26 20:05:22
"She had me in stitches."
15/01/26 20:13:27
Pun Boy Three
13/01/26 20:04:11
“We never get invited out as we don’t really drink…”
12/01/26 13:07:12
''I think, therefore I Om.''
11/01/26 8:06:09
Trees are our main source of O2
10/01/26 20:05:31
The latter seasons of Dora the Explorer were incredibly depressing.
10/01/26 8:05:15
It was only after the women's Brazil v Sweden match had finished that Dave noticed the giant popcorn ball that had been there all along.
06/01/26 12:33:36
Merry Christmash
05/01/26 20:00:36
There's no smoke without flyer
04/01/26 12:01:25
It wasn't the best piece of equipment; the voices sounded a bit husky.
02/01/26 8:07:03
Happy Gays
31/12/25 20:01:10
Sick of these stupid AI generated images...people smiling in a gym!
30/12/25 8:21:48
We would have completed the job and signed it off ages ago if it wasnt for all the red tape.
28/12/25 20:03:20
Proof of my theory that old men in nursing homes just moped around all day
27/12/25 12:08:38
“Tina, have you seen my Valium, it was on the side.”
26/12/25 14:50:52
Tina's attempts to suppress a sprout fart were becoming increasingly desperate.
22/12/25 8:56:24
"Please don't make a scene just say thanks to my mum for the Christmas presents" said Dave
21/12/25 8:04:09
How to Train Your Wagon
13/12/25 12:03:23
Oh shit I'm up before the dupe detector board again.
08/12/25 20:04:54
Bowl in one
07/12/25 20:03:20
The leaning power of geezer
07/12/25 12:04:43
Blackpool Roquefort
07/12/25 8:05:28
Five minutes earlier..."This mushroom is definitely safe to eat. Here, I'll show you."
01/12/25 12:32:03
"No, after last time you can't use our toilet"
29/11/25 13:40:43
Due to erosion Gibraltar has got a lot smaller.
25/11/25 12:04:28
"I honestly thought elephant dung wouldn't taste that bad."
18/11/25 8:04:13
"Well, darling, I have to admit it, this Hindenburg flight hasn't been too bad."
16/11/25 8:18:40
Dave decided to actually read all the terms and conditions this time.
14/11/25 8:54:54
"That's Dad's vasectomy appointment confirmed."
13/11/25 12:08:57
She's a keeper
13/11/25 8:03:34
Wedding tackle
13/11/25 8:00:27
It's day 163 of Celebrities Stranded in Paradise and Wayne Sleep tries to grab the attention of a passing ship
12/11/25 7:45:50
Shorn Free
04/11/25 20:10:10
When Mr Whippy diversified into dog grooming.
02/11/25 20:11:34, edited: 02/11/25 20:23:38
Chick Lit
31/10/25 20:00:48
“Just standing in whilst the cuckoo has gone away for the weekend “ said Dave
19/10/25 19:02:12, edited: 19/10/25 19:42:22, suggested edits
Snot air balloon
18/10/25 7:01:43
"I'm just here to soak up the atmosphere."
17/10/25 19:06:07, edited: 17/10/25 22:15:29, suggested edits
"This urinal's revolutionary."
14/10/25 7:03:41
When you wake up from sleep walking and wish you hadn't.
13/10/25 11:19:38
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