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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5017Kenny Ireland

"It won't stand up in court".

30/09/15 22:07:27

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4680Lucky Elperro

...we're gonna need another referee.

30/09/15 20:51:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15342Dan Nicholls

Slow down, the old fella behind us wants to hang his coat up.

30/09/15 20:00:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5017Kenny Ireland

Another hardoned criminal is apprehended.

30/09/15 22:09:06

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Never leave George Best on the subs bench with a six pack.

30/09/15 22:10:07

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

They booked him because of his hard tackle.

30/09/15 20:40:29

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Grabbed by the fuzz

30/09/15 20:52:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15342Dan Nicholls

The Emperor's New Kit.

30/09/15 22:16:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32664Tony Edwards

Chopper Harrisment

30/09/15 20:55:33

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4680Lucky Elperro

What do you mean at the end of the game I can only throw my shirt into the crowd.

30/09/15 20:54:11

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

"But I thought you pigs would like something streaky."

30/09/15 20:02:54

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"We did warn you .... any more of that and we would take down your particulars."

30/09/15 20:05:49

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1413Tommy FlashBangWallop

What's the big deal, it's just another Police cover up.

30/09/15 22:53:13

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5504Ron Allan

Even though he never actually took part in the game, PC Winters was later awarded the match ball for this wonderful Hat-trick

30/09/15 22:03:51

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Quick guys... prick taser!"

30/09/15 21:22:55

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

"He's not the messiah. He's a v naughty boy."

30/09/15 20:32:02

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Get your bloody hands off me! Who do you think you are...the touch judge?"

30/09/15 20:11:21

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Archived photographic evidence shows that Jeremy Corbyn was always a bit of a prick.

30/09/15 20:00:40

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

England may have lost out in the World Cup, but at least some fans are still keeping their peckers up.

30/09/15 20:00:29

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

In the 70s goal celebrations were getting way out of hand.

01/10/15 15:21:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I love it when you tickle my fancy."

01/10/15 3:56:19

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5017Kenny Ireland

The short-arm of the law.

30/09/15 23:17:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Spot the ball.

30/09/15 23:03:58

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

"...Excuse me Officer but this IS the away strip."

30/09/15 22:48:17

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"I'm not wearing that poncey jacket that he's bringing - I don't want everyone staring at me"

30/09/15 22:08:17

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

'Yes and I'll nibble your truncheon later'

30/09/15 22:07:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

"If you like what you see handsome, leave your number with my mate just over there."

30/09/15 21:59:40

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

"But the referee said we were to toss for who kicks off."

30/09/15 21:56:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15342Dan Nicholls

Today only, 95% off at PC World.

30/09/15 21:36:50

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

It's not often you see four bobbies on the meat.

30/09/15 21:04:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7116Hercules Rockefeller

Pubic Nuisance

30/09/15 20:56:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32664Tony Edwards

Embarrassing Bobbies

30/09/15 20:40:21

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

"Ooh. The firm hand of the law."

30/09/15 20:27:10

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

"I was swinging low, officer."

30/09/15 20:25:47

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

Matt Busby had told George Best to get into his strip.

30/09/15 20:23:52

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

"...oooh, what a big helmet you've got."
"Thank you officer."

30/09/15 20:22:10

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Is that a Piss-me-quick hat?

30/09/15 20:00:35

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Cops and Knobbers

30/09/15 20:00:06

 
Bad Boy Dennis. Vote score: 1196Bad Boy Dennis.

Come on son we know you're a drink driver just a quick sample

01/10/15 14:47:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5017Kenny Ireland

Streak of madness.

01/10/15 5:25:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5017Kenny Ireland

Black and white exposure.

01/10/15 5:23:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

An impromptu urine test.

01/10/15 4:01:10

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

The Manager shouted to his Assistant..."You deaf bastard, I said play the Striker."

30/09/15 22:32:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

"But when I was complaining that my team were rubbish and they were loosing badly, your officer laughed and told me to just grin and bare it."

30/09/15 22:05:32

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

He's so hard you can see two helmets

30/09/15 21:03:04

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4680Lucky Elperro

"but I am the Messiah and I can tell you now in forty years time there'll be someone called Jose Mourinio and he'll be making a much bigger dick of himself than me"

30/09/15 20:57:12

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Loose head, prop.

30/09/15 20:41:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11074Neil Mackenzie

Excuse me but that tickles. What's been in your Helmet?
Don't worry I had to deal with a Lady Streaker earlier the tickling is probably due to cunt stubble.

30/09/15 20:21:32

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

"Dave there with my cape will confirm it was a wardrobe malfunction. He used to be a dancer with Madonna you know."

30/09/15 20:10:54

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Streaky Bacon.

30/09/15 20:06:26

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Knobby Styles

30/09/15 20:00:17

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 19126Doh Nutter

"It's okay, you can let go of the helmet. It won't fall."

30/09/15 20:00:08

 
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