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"Don't move Dave. There's a monkey on the back of your head."

24/09/23 11:03:16

Removing some of Dave's facial hair on his stag night was fine but they went too far when they chopped off his ear.

24/09/23 11:23:20

creative x2 clever

I decided to make my face look like this when I became a bus driver. All of the passengers getting on think 'We better behave on the bus, he looks mad', but people in cars passing by me think I look really chilled out.

24/09/23 11:48:58, edited: 24/09/23 12:02:47

"Look Into My LEFT EYE... When I Count to Four... You Will Vote For My Caption."

24/09/23 18:08:57

"I'm sorry, Carl, we'll have to let you go. I just don't feel you're taking this undertaker's job seriously."

24/09/23 11:05:15

clever

I think he needs to tug the right sideburn a bit.

25/09/23 21:10:54

Dave used to wear a monocle before his laser eye surgery.

24/09/23 11:16:34

🎶 should I shave or should I go now? 🎶

24/09/23 20:31:58

"Dave swore he'd get even."

24/09/23 16:59:29

“I’ve had a wave of rejections.”

24/09/23 11:27:45

"You have a parcel for Wonky Face Ltd? They are next door, this is Smiths Accountants....Oh, and for the record, I have a glass eye which makes it difficult to shave properly you cheeky bastard."

24/09/23 11:26:57, edited: 24/09/23 11:38:19

Facial stare

24/09/23 11:16:43

Chin-yang

24/09/23 11:14:18