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When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls.
24/03/20 8:02:54
That moment you realise this turn off leads directly to the vets!
24/03/20 8:35:57
"If they ask, say you were driving and the cat came out of nowhere."
24/03/20 9:20:45
As the Police approached, Geoff told his dog to act normal.
24/03/20 8:46:22
Uneasy Rider
24/03/20 8:01:10
''It wasn't me.''
24/03/20 8:00:38
Beware of garden ornament thieves during lockdown.
24/03/20 8:06:31
With Mum driving I won’t need a number two in the park, because I already shit myself at the roundabout.
24/03/20 12:34:50
Hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in... sorry Steve.
24/03/20 8:32:33
"I'm sorry Brutus, but you've only got yourself to blame. You knew if you humped Buzz Lightyear one more time what would happen."
24/03/20 16:00:51
''Would you like a doggy biscuit, Rex?''''No thanks, I'm stuffed.''
24/03/20 8:01:41
"Lockdown?! What? And to think we were at the beach the other day..."
24/03/20 8:00:15
The life of hedonism fueled by his new found wealth had taken its toll on the Andrex puppy
24/03/20 19:49:00
I'll admit I was terrified. It wasn't so much the high speed as the fact that this was New York and I was driving.
24/03/20 14:14:11
"Ok, indicate and park up here- we're going to attempt a three-point turn."
24/03/20 8:50:57
"Citizens, ignore all rumours to the contrary- having your pets stuffed will not stop you getting coronavirus."
24/03/20 8:49:01
“Atten Shun! The Queen is going by.”
25/03/20 0:42:36
“Don’t move-I see my ex.”
25/03/20 0:29:20
Freeze frame.
25/03/20 0:26:17
" Who even taught him to call shotgun"?" Shut up in the back"
24/03/20 19:57:34
Although five rolls of toilet paper were a different deal to the vet's thermometer at least they were warmer
24/03/20 19:55:00
Prince Philip driving again.
24/03/20 15:30:07
Stop pretending you didn't fart.
24/03/20 12:34:09
Being a new car 'Bruce' hadn't noticed that the gear stick was in a different place.
24/03/20 12:21:00
Rover loved attention.
24/03/20 10:26:38
Bullma-stiff
24/03/20 9:40:39
Don't tell them your name Pike
24/03/20 9:29:46
Dogspeed y'all
24/03/20 9:25:44
♪ I am a passenger and I ride and I rideWoofin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
24/03/20 8:54:18
''We managed to catch the burglar, Sarge, thanks to the new lead.''
24/03/20 8:46:56
"Have you been drinking sir?""Yes officer, I'm a good boi."
24/03/20 8:31:46
Going dogging
24/03/20 8:19:33
Something like this played on the radio..." 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥 ....Uncle Sam does the best he canYou're in the army nowOh, oh you're in the army - now 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥"
24/03/20 8:13:50