lol

When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls.

Tue 8:02:54

That moment you realise this turn off leads directly to the vets!

Tue 8:35:57

"If they ask, say you were driving and the cat came out of nowhere."

Tue 9:20:45

As the Police approached, Geoff told his dog to act normal.

Tue 8:46:22

Uneasy Rider

Tue 8:01:10

''It wasn't me.''

Tue 8:00:38

Beware of garden ornament thieves during lockdown.

Tue 8:06:31

With Mum driving I won’t need a number two in the park, because I already shit myself at the roundabout.

Tue 12:34:50

Hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in hold it in... sorry Steve.

Tue 8:32:33

"I'm sorry Brutus, but you've only got yourself to blame. You knew if you humped Buzz Lightyear one more time what would happen."

Tue 16:00:51

''Would you like a doggy biscuit, Rex?''

''No thanks, I'm stuffed.''

Tue 8:01:41

"Lockdown?! What? And to think we were at the beach the other day..."

Tue 8:00:15

The life of hedonism fueled by his new found wealth had taken its toll on the Andrex puppy

Tue 19:49:00

I'll admit I was terrified. It wasn't so much the high speed as the fact that this was New York and I was driving.

Tue 14:14:11

"Ok, indicate and park up here- we're going to attempt a three-point turn."

Tue 8:50:57

"Citizens, ignore all rumours to the contrary- having your pets stuffed will not stop you getting coronavirus."

Tue 8:49:01

“Atten Shun! The Queen is going by.”

Wed 0:42:36

“Don’t move-I see my ex.”

Wed 0:29:20

Freeze frame.

Wed 0:26:17

" Who even taught him to call shotgun"?
" Shut up in the back"

Tue 19:57:34

Although five rolls of toilet paper were a different deal to the vet's thermometer at least they were warmer

Tue 19:55:00

Prince Philip driving again.

Tue 15:30:07

Stop pretending you didn't fart.

Tue 12:34:09

Being a new car 'Bruce' hadn't noticed that the gear stick was in a different place.

Tue 12:21:00

Rover loved attention.

Tue 10:26:38

Bullma-stiff

Tue 9:40:39

Don't tell them your name Pike

Tue 9:29:46

Dogspeed y'all

Tue 9:25:44

♪ I am a passenger and I ride and I ride
Woofin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

Tue 8:54:18

''We managed to catch the burglar, Sarge, thanks to the new lead.''

Tue 8:46:56

"Have you been drinking sir?"
"Yes officer, I'm a good boi."

Tue 8:31:46

Going dogging

Tue 8:19:33

Something like this played on the radio...

" 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥 ....Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now
Oh, oh you're in the army - now 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥"

Tue 8:13:50