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11/04/24 20:09:15 |
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[] I am not a robot 26/10/23 9:57:59 |
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She's gonna put the thermometer where??! 09/02/24 12:21:33 |
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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24/04/24 12:04:56 |
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This new leaf blower's a bit powerful, Dave 28/11/23 12:07:46 |
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Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day 06/09/23 8:35:09 |
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Lol --Glyn Evans
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Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim 27/07/23 8:10:34 |
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Took me a while, but I finally got there. --John Glover
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19/01/24 8:47:48 |
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I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50 |
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Cleaver caption. --Willie Johnson
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23/07/18 12:45:34 |
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- What's on the TV tonight kids? 23/11/23 5:47:02 |
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This is funny. Originally, I thought the same as Anon, that the "dad" was redundant. I also didn't vote for the caption as it was a joke I'd heard a few times before. But now I know the reason for the inclusion of "dad", and the caption's self awaren --James Lennox
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Hello All. Thanks for all the very funny comments 😁. I actually was on here about 6am this morning voting and never noticed I'd won. I only realised when I an email that I'd been sent some money from Chris which is very kind thank you. I would prefer --Mr Dome
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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 9:41:59 |
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09/02/19 8:08:34 |
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21/06/18 20:33:04 |
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10/05/22 12:18:59 |
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Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 12:20:01 |
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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
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Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
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Nice sofa - where's it from? 11/03/24 12:12:24 |
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09/12/23 20:14:55 |
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Malcolm. MALCOLM! The sodding caravan's blown off again 27/11/23 18:27:03 |
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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
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Surely you get beef from a calf? 26/03/23 8:23:41 |
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Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine. --James Lennox
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Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38 |
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Actually laughed out loud. Well done. --Al Overy
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28/06/21 20:19:00 |
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Hood have believed it? --Willie Johnson
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29/04/20 10:26:46 |
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- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
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Brilliant! --Lynne A
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I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 8:21:14 |
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Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
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Clifford? --Karyn Harrison
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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 10:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
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The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12 |
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My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54 |
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Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better! --Molly R
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20/04/21 12:58:07 |
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
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Your mum walks with a very weird gait 26/03/24 8:54:46 |
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05/01/24 12:27:47, edited: 05/01/24 12:27:56 |
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Two airport staff arrested for people trafficking 31/12/23 9:43:09 |
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30/11/22 8:29:47 |
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10/07/22 6:50:15 |
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It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15 |
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Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 8:17:15 |
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15/08/20 8:22:50 |
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03/09/19 8:04:53 |
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04/04/19 12:04:55 |
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30/03/23 8:09:23 |
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11/01/22 8:37:43 |
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He knows how to keeper happy. --Willie Johnson
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Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 13:58:25 |
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19/03/20 8:08:10 |
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His penny whistle? --Mr Dome
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01/02/20 9:01:50 |
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13/06/19 20:28:34 |
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Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 12:13:26 |
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27/02/19 23:09:20 |
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🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 17/08/18 0:27:15 |
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29/07/18 12:12:09 |
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And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 21:30:23 |
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I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 10:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
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I've never seen a boulder statement 02/10/23 8:08:48 |
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I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 8:18:57 |
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Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 20:38:26 |
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11/01/20 9:29:34 |
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He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
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The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 10:38:47 |
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26/02/19 20:52:07 |
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12/01/19 8:08:58 |
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Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 12:40:54 |
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14/05/18 9:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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- What does that writing say? 21/04/24 17:23:07 |
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One of the rare occasions when the use of that word is really appropriate. --Molly R
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Will someone please explain to me why everyone takes photos of their meals 23/12/23 22:45:52 |
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29/11/23 9:04:15 |
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As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign 05/08/23 8:11:03, edited: 05/08/23 9:51:51 |
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The start of Dave's family tree 19/04/23 12:35:44 |
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15/04/23 8:48:37 |
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Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your volt? 10/03/23 12:12:30 |
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16/01/23 8:52:32 |
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Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25 |
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Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14 |
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30/09/22 23:11:21 |
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28/11/21 8:39:20 |
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17/10/21 20:12:42 |
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The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 8:03:12 |
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No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
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30/04/20 20:08:05 |
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She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 8:10:44 |
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Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
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06/01/20 20:18:52 |
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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
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I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 12:24:32 |
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Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
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What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
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Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
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08/12/18 12:00:52 |
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30/11/18 9:03:12 |
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I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 15:16:15 |
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28/07/18 12:11:49 |
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So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal
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On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 8:29:25 |
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I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome
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30/09/17 2:05:50 |
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Lol
12:46pm
comment on caption:
Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day [Mr Dome]
Army Manures.
2:33pm
comment on caption:
Parapooper [Mr Dome]
I'll get my coat
9:12am
comment on caption:
Evel K9vel [Mr Dome]
Crack of Dawn.
12:42am
comment on caption:
The Mirror Crack [Mr Dome]
I don't understand this caption, I definitely wooled.
7:05pm
comment on caption:
When he takes off his top the hills are alive with the sound of ewe sick [Mr Dome]
We're a hairy lot! 😁
12:23pm
comment on caption:
Ancestors, Karyn? [Mr Dome]
🤣🤣🤣
12:56pm
comment on caption:
Ancestors, Karyn? [Mr Dome]
Appropriately, you're gonna win, but I COULD offer 'a one word tweak' (that I'm sure nobody would mind)...but only if you ask. Either way, congratulations: Great caption!
2:10pm
comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]
Remove 'the'?
2:29pm
comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]
Hm? You mentioned maybe dropping..."the"? Your call on that, of course. I was thinking you could delete a different word: the word "Dad." They say to "stop talking after the funny part." Otherwise, you'll be "stepping on your punchline." If you delete "Dad", I don't think you lose anything essential (BECAUSE...your carefully-crafted first sentence clarifies - in context - that it's a parent speaking). Thanks for the "invitation to collaborate" on this. I hope you know what I mean, caption writer.
3:15pm
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- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]