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Mr Dome  Vote score: 14727Mr Dome

My very first memory....

03/09/19 7:04:53

Stephen Bean Vote score: 26992Stephen Bean

The only way to truly appreciate the size of a woman's handbag is to get inside.

03/09/19 11:50:23

Tiny Alien Vote score: 609Tiny Alien

- Darling quick, stop a minute, what the fucks that outside the window?
- Shit! shit! shit!, quickly cover yourself up, it's that little bastard from next door with his drone.

03/09/19 10:27:56

James Lennox Vote score: 12540James Lennox

I've had a really bad day, so I voted for this photo just to piss everyone else off.

03/09/19 7:01:09

I've had a good day, so I voted for this caption. So you didn't piss me off. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13856Neil Mackenzie

This is caption me, so it's either a bicycle head light or a one eyed cat.

03/09/19 21:29:42

Or a mannequin holding a flashlight. --James Lennox
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

Looking back, Pong had to be one of the worst video games ever.

03/09/19 7:05:04

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"And now back to live coverage of the pitch black tightrope walking championship."

03/09/19 7:26:03

Brilliant! --Anna Caddy
James Lennox Vote score: 12540James Lennox

"Surely you can't be serious."

"I am Sirius, and don't call me Shirley."

03/09/19 7:05:23

James Lennox Vote score: 12540James Lennox

Van Gogh's first attempt at "Starry Night" was kind of crap.

03/09/19 7:02:45

Chris Keegan Vote score: 12573Chris Keegan

Dave???

03/09/19 8:09:02

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"He's either dead or the heart monitor is broke again."

03/09/19 7:40:27

*Caller, can you check to see if your friend is actually dead?**BANG*"Ok, what now?"*Now check the heart monitor by turning it off and on again.* --Michael Winner
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12573Chris Keegan

I'm sorry, but if any of us stand any chance that bloody Wolf has to be tracked down...

03/09/19 7:00:40

The Wolf Vote score: 16580The Wolf

I've never understood space porn

03/09/19 7:00:33

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