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I see what you say however I intentionally used dad as it's a dad joke and the kids are being sarcastic back to their dad (who would be much more likely to tell this crap dad joke). I'm just being explicit in letting the reader know it's the dad asking
5:51pm
comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]
Thanks: I LOVE this story...and your caption!
7:27pm
comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]
This is funny. Originally, I thought the same as Anon, that the "dad" was redundant. I also didn't vote for the caption as it was a joke I'd heard a few times before. But now I know the reason for the inclusion of "dad", and the caption's self awareness, that changes things. Good one, Cap Auth.
7:35pm
comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]
I originally had the 'dad' in upper case but thought it was too much to be stressed. Like the kids would say 'two shit ornaments and a clock' pause and then stress 'DAD'. Anyway, thanks for the kind comments and I hope you're all having a fun weekend
9:53pm
comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]
Ooo! ow! that hurt me more than a giant fork, that pun.
1:55pm
comment on caption:
Fork's prongs Dirk's dead, Nick [Mr Dome]
I'm glad it touched someone 😊. It was painful to type
2:03pm
comment on caption:
Fork's prongs Dirk's dead, Nick [Mr Dome]
Nah, I prefer a continental.
8:47pm
comment on caption:
Karyn is he your Bacon and ex? [Mr Dome]
A Danish?
9:10pm
comment on caption:
Karyn is he your Bacon and ex? [Mr Dome]
Yummy!
9:26pm
comment on caption:
Karyn is he your Bacon and ex? [Mr Dome]
This caption is hilarious, and one of the funniest I've read in a long time. Unfortunately I think it might have been a bit missed by lots of people as it was a late caption.
10:18am
comment on caption:
Malcolm. MALCOLM! The sodding caravan's blown off again [Mr Dome]