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The Wolf Vote score: 6452The Wolf

You think your job is depressing? You wanna try working in the Snowman morgue.

11/03/20 8:00:13

 
Guy Random Vote score: 320Guy Random

"Couldn't get any toilet roll, love. All they had left was carrots!"

11/03/20 8:00:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7820Dave Bryan

''What kind of soup are you making?''

11/03/20 8:22:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14288Dan Nicholls

Discontented Farmers 2021.

Worst. Calendar. Ever.

11/03/20 8:59:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

The bottom fell out of the antiques market so Lovejoy had to make ends meet somehow

11/03/20 8:40:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 959Rachel P

Preparations were under way for Thumper’s 80th

11/03/20 9:48:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 959Rachel P

Kevin the Carrot stunt doubles prepare for 2020 Christmas advert

11/03/20 8:36:31

 
Rachel P Vote score: 959Rachel P

Night vision is so important in remote areas

11/03/20 8:06:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

What carrotvirus?

11/03/20 8:02:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5194Vivvy En

Any way you slice it, he's a dicey looking character

11/03/20 9:00:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6213Glyn Evans

"You come and say "Donkey Leone give me justice". But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Oddfather".

11/03/20 8:53:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10754Vanessa the Guesser

♫ Do You Want To Build A Snowman?

11/03/20 8:08:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7820Dave Bryan

''Honest to God, mate, all my family voted Remain.''

11/03/20 8:01:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17034Troompa Loompa

"They're for my wife's Rampant Rabbit when we're casserole-playing in the bedroom."

11/03/20 8:01:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7820Dave Bryan

Thugs Bunny

11/03/20 8:00:15

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

It’s in Bugs Bunny’s new contract- treats for cast and crew.

11/03/20 23:21:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1145Willie Johnson

All those carrots just helped him see into his future.

11/03/20 20:28:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 680Mark Wilson

Joe Pesci keeping himself busy since retiring from Hollywood with his carrot cake business.

11/03/20 18:05:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20084John Glover

"My hands are deadly weapons, I am famous for my Carroty Chop."

11/03/20 15:43:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20084John Glover

Don't ever upset Arnaldo, he did three months jail for stuffing six large carrots into the anal orifice of the local market inspector who upset him.

11/03/20 14:23:13

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1870Scrijjy Doo

I don't eat carrots. I just buy it for the crates.

11/03/20 12:10:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21519Ian Skelding

"He's looking a bit vegan?"

11/03/20 10:49:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21519Ian Skelding

Root 66

11/03/20 10:43:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30912Tony Edwards

Dave thought his last job couldn't get any worse when he was paid peanuts.

11/03/20 9:31:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14288Dan Nicholls

Carrots too small? Try Sylvester's Tall One.

11/03/20 9:00:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14288Dan Nicholls

Who Framed Rocky Rabbit

11/03/20 8:58:28

 
Dev B Vote score: 539Dev B

"Yes mam we've arranged all the requested organic dildo stock for your upcoming bachelorette party'

11/03/20 8:24:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6332Hercules Rockefeller

"Dammit, Dave, I said I was looking for a 24 carat diamond."

11/03/20 8:20:33

 
Dev B Vote score: 539Dev B

Food for thought while you do some caption thinking

Courtesy: Mr. Bugs, B.

11/03/20 8:19:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

"Root vegetables? With these eyebrows that's the only thing I get to root."

11/03/20 8:16:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10095Neil Mackenzie

You canna beetroot vegetables.

11/03/20 8:10:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7820Dave Bryan

''I meant the skip in the corner.''

11/03/20 8:09:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

Yes I eat this many carrots a day - that's why I am this colour

11/03/20 8:08:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10754Vanessa the Guesser

Rabbit Warren

11/03/20 8:00:54

 
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