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Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

They only went in for a boob job and hair transplant.

21/06/19 20:13:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

Popeye and a bloke with big arms

21/06/19 20:23:19

 
stone face Vote score: 8222stone face

Yoko Ono always denied she had an affair with Groucho Marx.

21/06/19 20:34:39

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She couldn't keep her Marx and Lennon straight. --Scrappy Doo
stone face Vote score: 8222stone face

You can always spot steroid abusers. The unnatural, disproportionate parts of their body just stand out a mile. To be honest though ,this is the first one I've met that injects it into their eyebrows.

21/06/19 20:31:32

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If you inject it in your eyebrows, don't be surprised. --Scrappy Doo
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"These used to be my breast implants."

21/06/19 20:23:03

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Iwww. --Scrappy Doo
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

"I don't know for sure but I think Doctor Fitzroy might mixed up your Botox with my Anabolic Steroids."

21/06/19 20:31:12

 
stone face Vote score: 8222stone face

The new X-Men movie features two new characters - Turkey Drumstick and Scouse Brow.

21/06/19 20:37:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

Thaiceps

21/06/19 20:47:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12338Stephen Bean

Most girls are happy with one bulge.

21/06/19 20:45:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6121C CaMel

It's like gym, but not as we know it.

21/06/19 20:27:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9488Chris Keegan

Introducing Strongbrow Tampons. (It's in cider)

21/06/19 20:17:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Anna loved muscly men, even the newly painted gym door didn't stop her staring through the keyhole at them.

21/06/19 20:13:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Mei Ling has biceptual tendencies.

21/06/19 20:00:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11086Neil Mackenzie

He had trained really hard using both hands, and now he has set a new world record. Carl managed thirty thousand pulls with each hand to become a record breaking Wanker. He said he managed to avoid coming by alternating his attention between his girlfriends tits and her eye brows.

21/06/19 22:26:20

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2770Scrappy Doo

"Surprised and Steroids" coming this fall to NBC!

21/06/19 22:17:20

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

My idea of the meal from hell ... slugs and mussels!

21/06/19 22:00:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9488Chris Keegan

Dennis Healey's grand daughter supports the army

21/06/19 21:36:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6521Vivvy En

Su Lin looks barmy and Oliver's army

21/06/19 20:53:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Brotox.

21/06/19 20:36:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20959John Glover

He always ate his greens as a kid, hence the muscle sprouts.

21/06/19 20:27:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Suzy's eye shadow is from the Robert Smith of the Cure makeup range.

21/06/19 20:22:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

Are you looking for me? No, I'm just Brow Xing.

21/06/19 20:20:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6121C CaMel

Wax on, Whacks off.

21/06/19 20:15:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

Oooh it's 20:08. Bit late for the initial tranche of captions but I'll still see what the next photo is abo - Fu*k me Caption.me you have just abused my eyes!!!

21/06/19 20:09:50

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

What a great time to be Olive.

21/06/19 20:06:44

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3354Paul Woolley

Carlsberg don't do Superheroes...

21/06/19 20:04:00

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Highbrow tumour.

21/06/19 20:03:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13299Vanessa the Guesser

Guns N' Rosie

21/06/19 20:02:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

They might look like a happy couple, but Ted is often browbeaten by his wife Suki.

21/06/19 20:00:13

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Mrs Hunt says that, if it comes to arm-wrestling, Boris won't win.

22/06/19 22:37:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1897Willie Johnson

I can see the size of his muscles has raised a few eyebrows.

22/06/19 0:07:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1897Willie Johnson

She's bi, and he's bi-ceps.

22/06/19 0:06:44

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1897Willie Johnson

If you can't even wipe your own butt, you just might be a steroid addict.

22/06/19 0:05:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8834The Wolf

After years of steroid abuse, Pete's arms popped and he had to undergo surgery. The most important thing about this story though is that it has a happy ending.

21/06/19 22:29:16

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2770Scrappy Doo

Oh baby, put your biceps on my eyebrows!

21/06/19 22:16:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20959John Glover

Susie was good at mussel farming, she was soon to move on to winkles.

21/06/19 20:46:08

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

"He pulled me."

21/06/19 20:28:06

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

"I like buns"

21/06/19 20:24:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

Orient Expression

21/06/19 20:17:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I'm not a pleasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son,
I'm only plucking peasants 'till the pleasant plucker comes."

21/06/19 20:12:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Why are your legs so thin?''
''I've only done half the course.''

21/06/19 20:04:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Denise Feeley

21/06/19 20:03:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Thai these for size.

21/06/19 20:02:03

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Popeye the steroid man.

21/06/19 20:01:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Aika wants to propose to Sid, but she just can't pluck up the courage.

21/06/19 20:00:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8834The Wolf

Big Trouble in Little China

21/06/19 20:00:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Big In Japan

21/06/19 20:00:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8834The Wolf

Asian – Persuasion

21/06/19 20:00:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4111Crunchy Chords

They own a Bowflex and a Browflex.

21/06/19 20:00:08

 
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