Uncle Ben doing his stock take

07/01/21 8:37:16

During the military coup, several towns were badly sacked.

07/01/21 8:07:42

The sand bunker on the 18th is a bitch to get out of.

07/01/21 8:06:38

Maybe The Dictator General would review his edict on compulsory fan mail...

07/01/21 8:08:38

"I don't think the camouflage is helping you blend in, sir."

07/01/21 8:07:59

"Sh*t, where's the cat"

07/01/21 8:49:56

I'm getting a bit worried about my Husband and his OCD. You should've seen him the other day when he found a puddle near his shed

07/01/21 8:21:12

Sand Up, Virgin Soldiers

07/01/21 9:01:25

"Someone's grained on his parade."

07/01/21 8:52:32

The effort some people put in to stop their mother in law from coming for dinner.

07/01/21 8:48:40

Sacks maniac

07/01/21 8:28:11

Full Metal Jacket Potato

07/01/21 8:11:58

''Please don't believe these rumours of our president stealing UN wheat. There isn't a grain of truth in them.''

07/01/21 8:09:15

Do Asia need rice? We got aplenty.

Mon 11:27:07

Dave Hoskins, winner and sole survivor of the TV show, 'Live Tetris'.

09/01/21 13:39:51

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and.... 2020 we’re still packing.

07/01/21 18:23:47

They say the General is a great military tactician, but he comes with a lot of baggage.

07/01/21 17:34:46

Woman arrested in Basingstoke for stockpiling potatoes during lockdown

07/01/21 16:56:50

Neil Young sells 50 per cent of Harvest.

07/01/21 12:05:59

"Is that soldier in the reserves"?

07/01/21 11:46:14

"OI! That's not your jeep".

07/01/21 11:44:01

"There was time now. It's not fair."

07/01/21 11:16:59

All the rice in the world and no beans.

07/01/21 11:16:17

Last Man Standing

07/01/21 11:15:26

Now where is that needle

07/01/21 10:55:28

The new toilet block was built last year but that's Seargeant Peters for you, always going against the grain"

07/01/21 9:23:27

"Prime Minister, are the army going to administer the covid vaccine to help save lives?"

"No they're too busy helping the Travel Lodge Hotels with their new pillows roll out"

07/01/21 9:07:03

''I can't see Trump's problem. When our president needs more votes I simply distribute more grain sacks.''

07/01/21 8:46:49

Well that's the Capitol Building, just the White House and Pentagon to go.

07/01/21 8:42:26

Bag Lives Matter

07/01/21 8:41:43

Dear Mr Trump,
We've found your missing postal votes, and there are so many of them as you can see. For safe keeping, we've sent them on to Narnia where your supporters can pick them up and prove that this election win was a total fraud. We're expecting wardrobes around the country to be stormed on a mass scale once this message has been leaked by you on Facebook...err, Twitter...err, Instagram...errrrrr

07/01/21 8:41:37

"Maybe coffee sack pregnancy tests were a bad idea."

07/01/21 8:40:32

Sacksaw Ridge

07/01/21 8:39:09

2021 Winner of Zimbabwe Supermarket Sweep

07/01/21 8:37:23

I'm glad my job doesn't depend on making puns. When negotiating for pay, I'd probably get the sack.

07/01/21 8:33:42

Shale of the Sentry

07/01/21 8:13:47

Second class post

07/01/21 8:08:19

'Bagsy Zimbabwe.'

07/01/21 8:07:22

"That contact lens must be here somewhere."

07/01/21 8:03:44