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Kelly Osbornes looking far happier these days
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Mr Dome  Vote score: 7833Mr Dome

Kelly Osborne's looking far happier these days

28/11/19 12:16:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

He was always one for the pot.

28/11/19 12:26:54

 
stone face Vote score: 5981stone face

"He's a good grandson. He goes the shops for my tea and emo's my lawn."

28/11/19 13:13:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7833Mr Dome

'More tea vicar?' Asked Death

28/11/19 12:16:04

 
stone face Vote score: 5981stone face

"Well do you accept that by stealing the box of tea, you have now got to face the consequences?"

"Yes...Mea Cuppa."

28/11/19 13:11:11

 
stone face Vote score: 5981stone face

"Why you looking so sad?"

"I just dropped this big heavy box of tea on me foot."

"And!"

"Well, it's come out in a brews."

28/11/19 13:07:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30285Tony Edwards

PG Trips

28/11/19 12:27:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9577Vanessa the Guesser

"Does my assam look big in this?"

28/11/19 12:07:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4743Vivvy En

He looks like he can hold his drink

28/11/19 14:09:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5276Stephen Bean

"Don't worry, I've got the whisky. I was just teasing."

28/11/19 14:03:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3599James Lennox

You just can't know what Captioneers will be like in reality. Luckily there were no surprises when Stone Face came round for a cuppa.

28/11/19 12:41:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19638John Glover

"What do you mean, you only drink bloody coffee. I had to rip out the CCTV, hit the shop owner three times before he went down, push over a pregnant customer, pull down some shelving to nick the box, kick a grandad out of the way so I could escape. I had to run an extra mile to lose the silly sod who was trying to follow me and I ripped me trousers climbing over your back wall. Now you tell me you only drink sodding coffee.

28/11/19 12:34:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3297Karyn Harrison

But I thought you only got a tattoo with Typhoo!

28/11/19 12:18:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

''You're supposed to put the bags in the pot not under your eyes.''

28/11/19 12:11:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7833Mr Dome

He has the look of someone who's just been tea-bagged

28/11/19 12:09:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2817Stu Dent

He must be Brew-ding over something

28/11/19 12:06:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 1202Molly R

I'm very much happier than I was yesterday, thank you.

28/11/19 12:01:07

 
sarah solway Vote score: 64sarah solway

" Hey Guys, anyone interested in some premium leaf"

29/11/19 10:22:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9586Neil Mackenzie

This picture is rated PG.

28/11/19 18:23:01

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 74Poxy Jock

After changing to go home, 28081 wasn't that pleased with her prize

28/11/19 17:38:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1364Scrijjy Doo

He's gone downhill quickly after getting kicked out of the palace.

28/11/19 17:23:16

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 133Jack Joyce

"I know your disappointed with me. Is it the make -up?, My hair?, My Tattoos?, My drinking problem?"

"No, we just prefer your Twisted Sister"

28/11/19 17:13:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

“Great work Mick, that’ll go perfectly with the twisted milk, it’s your Grans”

28/11/19 17:12:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

Mark brought his favourite zombie love story DVD box set round to watch, ‘Twisted Tears’.

28/11/19 16:29:41

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

"No thanks I'm washing my hair....again"

28/11/19 15:24:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3297Karyn Harrison

"Please come back Mrs Doyle, all is forgiven!"

28/11/19 15:04:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5276Stephen Bean

"Going teatotal is harder than I thought."

28/11/19 13:27:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3599James Lennox

😩 Emoti ☕

28/11/19 13:03:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3297Karyn Harrison

Black and tannins

28/11/19 12:21:35

 
D M Vote score: 711D M

"I like my tea like my outlook on life. Black, cold with a hint of deep regret."

28/11/19 12:07:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

When I suggested a game of naked Twister, I’m only pleased you’ve brought the wrong box.

28/11/19 12:06:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9577Vanessa the Guesser

"Oolong time, no see!"

28/11/19 12:05:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5986Hercules Rockefeller

Dave's gift was well intended, but he'd managed to commit the party foul of forgetting the crumpets.

28/11/19 12:05:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

''Who are you calling the dregs?''

28/11/19 12:00:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37738Welsh Rarebit

Twisted Sinister

28/11/19 12:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37738Welsh Rarebit

Deadly Tea Folk

28/11/19 12:00:04

 
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