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The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"Tony, I can't believe you've brought me here to have sex. I always imagined my first time would be somewhere magical and romantic"

"Listen love. You're 45 next month...be f-cking grateful"

09/01/21 20:41:27

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45? In the U.S. that's a horrible number, especially when it comes to presidents. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"This week on DIY SOS, Nick Knowles calls in sick..."

09/01/21 20:36:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10846Mr Dome

🎵 Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
No we can't

09/01/21 23:58:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10179Chris Keegan

Pizza Hut goes into liquidation

09/01/21 21:22:41

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It's because of whom you risked bumping into there. --Molly R
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

Listed building

09/01/21 20:16:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7005Vivvy En

"Hi, we're currently in your area. We wondered if we could leave a quote to replace your soffits and fascias?"

09/01/21 21:43:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

The house that Dave built

09/01/21 21:04:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

It started out as an Ikea wardrobe, but I never was very good at self-assembly.

09/01/21 20:58:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23610Ian Skelding

Winner of Scotland's Home of the year 2020

09/01/21 20:27:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7005Vivvy En

"Honey, I think with a lick of paint it'll be fine for your mother"

09/01/21 20:25:55

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2221Mark Wilson

Wow, I can't remember the office looking this bad before the lockdown

10/01/21 11:32:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

"Darling, when you suggested we shack up together..."

09/01/21 20:32:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

This reminds me of Windows 3.1. Fragile, unstable and could crash at any minute.

09/01/21 20:14:06

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4958Stu Dent

Central London location £1500pcm, no pets

09/01/21 20:01:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10846Mr Dome

RIP Dr Who

10/01/21 0:01:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

Due to frequent strong wind, subsequent shithouses were made from brick.

09/01/21 22:24:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"Well, I know it doesn't look like much but it keeps the rain off our heads...when it's sunny"

09/01/21 20:21:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

Bijoux, well ventilated, studio cottage in fashionable Belsize Park. Comes with vintage wheelbarrow. Only £1.5m.

09/01/21 20:00:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

"Bastards, someone's nicked the horseshoe doorknocker."

09/01/21 21:34:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

Bleak House

09/01/21 21:02:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

Well the government did say 'let fresh air in'.

09/01/21 20:43:40

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1336Dot Old

Monty's gone

09/01/21 20:27:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''When the estate agent showed me it I started shitting purple bricks.''

09/01/21 20:27:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

A Room with a Phew.

09/01/21 20:26:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11366Neil Mackenzie

Lady Chatterley was a regular visitor.

09/01/21 20:24:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 934alexandra ball

Who lives in a house like this? Donald Trump soon!

09/01/21 20:22:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4958Stu Dent

Ash in the attic

09/01/21 20:03:04

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4373Crunchy Chords

"I think James has scammed us. He promised us a tour of the Hobbiton film set."

09/01/21 20:00:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4958Stu Dent

With all the problems at the moment we've decided to go to Wales for our holiday this year

09/01/21 20:00:07

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 74Mauris Iocus

"Seriously, in tech valley, this would rent for ten grand a month...

I shed you not."

10/01/21 17:13:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2138Willie Johnson

Something tells me all that soundproofing you did is not going to work.

09/01/21 21:38:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

The house that Jack and the beanstalk built

09/01/21 20:56:49

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 766Charles Gilbert

Best fuckin shed ever Ricky.

09/01/21 20:26:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7332Glyn Evans

"I don't know which I like better, the station wagon or the vineyard"

09/01/21 20:24:45

 
stone face Vote score: 8415stone face

Grand Designs Kevin McCloud extols-

"I just love the way you've knocked down the four bedroom townhouse, and recreate this wonderful 17th century bodgers shack. Genius in its simplicity."

09/01/21 20:14:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

Lean-to

09/01/21 20:08:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10179Chris Keegan

While it's not idea, Trump's supporters are pleased to accommodate him.

09/01/21 20:04:44

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The Fright House  --Stu Dent
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

Cruddy Shack

09/01/21 20:01:05

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 547Ellen Duncalf

No wonder Barry the barrow is looking so miserable. Who wouldn’t be living in a shed of a shed.

09/01/21 20:00:35

 
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