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Look at the size of his winkle!!

Thu 8:20:36

 

Well owl be clammed.

Thu 8:33:08

 

"We shell find them on the beaches," said Winston Churchowl

Thu 10:58:16

 

"I was taken from my home, my insides scooped out, thrown into boiling water and covered in superglue. Can you blame me for looking shellshocked?"

Thu 9:03:25

 

"I don't think captioning has affected my friendships. Meet Shelly, she's my best friend."

Thu 8:24:59

 

"I tried to win over a girl in the office with this gift, but she rejected my advances.
I was a twit to woo her."

Thu 8:09:04

 

"I keep this, because it reminds me of my former girlfriend."

"Why, because she had huge lovely eyes."

"No, she had a habit of spewing up food pellets."

Thu 8:06:44

 

A flight for shore eyes

Thu 8:13:52

 

What kind of owl is it?

Barnicle.

Thu 8:00:08

 

This could be a Ogygoptynx fossil. An extinct genius of Owl, dated to the late Paleocene...no wait there’s something on the bottom SCARBOROUGH 1974.

Thu 10:31:32

 

Pooh thinks there's something seriously wrong with Owl because he smells sea shells by the Eeyore.

Thu 8:28:55

 

''Surfin' Bird''

Thu 8:08:07

 

Bird of spray

Thu 8:04:33

 

The Salt Seas Falcon

Thu 13:01:47

 

“I went to Specsavers”

Thu 11:25:47

 

Oh yeah, I went to sea with a pussycat, you should see the state of him now.

Thu 10:00:03

 

"Is that my shell you're on?"
"No, she's over there sunbathing."

Thu 9:32:53

 

Wise owl conchous of mollusc and crustacean housing shortage

Thu 9:06:07

 

Tu-Whitby Tu-Woolacombe

Thu 9:05:09

 

WALL-E

Thu 9:02:22

 

Happy Anniversary babe.

Thu 8:43:37

 

Amy wouldn't make her little sister an owl no matter how much she cried. But Amy's always been shellfish that way

Thu 8:42:31

 

Crafty Owl

Thu 8:38:52

 

The owl and the pieceoftat.

Thu 8:31:58

 

He certainly turned my head.

Thu 8:23:07

 

I fell on this bastard and got a torn knee.

Thu 8:11:19

 

Shellfie

Thu 8:09:15

 

"Anyone seen a pussycat in a pea-green boat?"

Thu 8:07:39

 

Hogwarts & Crafts

Thu 8:04:51

 

Not a caption-
just a question for our thursday morning listeners

What is the most wide spread owl in the uk??

Thu 8:03:12

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Is it the one that hit the windscreen? --Neil Mackenzie

Why shell out on dumb ornaments?

Thu 8:01:17

 

Beware the owl-eating snails.

Thu 8:01:14

 

Shell-Shoot

Thu 8:00:49

 
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