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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9412Mr Dome

Tom Cruise was the perfect height for Nicole

22/01/20 8:53:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

When meeting the woman of your dreams, never read her your captions.

22/01/20 8:14:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 996Mark Wilson

Release the bulls.

22/01/20 8:49:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

You're such a mystery, such an enigma. I don't even know your favourite colour...

22/01/20 8:07:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

How to make narcolepsy look sexy.

22/01/20 9:58:05

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Someone stole her flake!

22/01/20 8:00:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8411Chris Keegan

When her grandma said she now looks like a hooker she stopped visiting.

22/01/20 9:42:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

Simply Red

22/01/20 9:19:47

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Oh My God!! I needed this wee

22/01/20 8:35:34

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

Little red riding good.

22/01/20 14:25:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31424Tony Edwards

Get the wet look.

22/01/20 9:25:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5606Vivvy En

Ruby Wednesday?

22/01/20 8:44:55

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5025Chris Halliwell

♪you might as well face it your addicted to...... red♪

22/01/20 8:27:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8411Chris Keegan

She's particularly well red.

22/01/20 8:22:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 996Mark Wilson

Everyone sleeps on the red eye flight.

22/01/20 18:41:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

♫ When you're feeling blue ....

22/01/20 15:43:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrijjy Doo

Period Piece

22/01/20 14:18:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

- Helen Reddy is still making music?
- Well, not any more. She fell asleep.

22/01/20 10:47:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

"Did we overdo it with the lip gloss?"
"Considering she was a blonde with a beige jacket in front of a white wall, I'd say yes."

22/01/20 10:46:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4394Karyn Harrison

🎵 Whole Lotta Rosie

22/01/20 10:05:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1468Rachel P

"This collar is sooo stiff!

22/01/20 9:45:46

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1468Rachel P

Fire Blankets; worth keeping around you at all times

22/01/20 9:33:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

Red hot

22/01/20 9:30:25

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Yep,this time Del Boy,your on to something real big,these new Sex Dolls will make a mint,this time next year,you could be a millionaire

22/01/20 9:02:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

Does anyone know how to clean a keyboard?

22/01/20 8:38:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5606Vivvy En

I only said she may have overdone it with the colour - She went beetroot.

22/01/20 8:31:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

Ok, we get it. You want to borrow some money.

22/01/20 8:23:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

How can she wear Christmas decorations and still everyone wants to shag her?

22/01/20 8:23:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Ah woman in green.
No.
Sorry. Excuse me. I’m colour blind. Do you mind if I use brail.
Ok.
Ahh yes! The raised bumps around the nipples definitely read red.

22/01/20 8:17:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

Dignitas offers a special service to anyone with a latex allergy.

22/01/20 8:16:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6574Hercules Rockefeller

Despite being dyslexic, Gloria was well red.

22/01/20 8:16:50

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

This photo is boring, except for the earrings.

22/01/20 8:15:42

 
Molly R Vote score: 1664Molly R

Estelle's career was in ruins, as nobody was making 1940s French movies any more.

22/01/20 8:08:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

My dream girl

22/01/20 8:08:20

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Scarlet O'Hara

22/01/20 8:07:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

You look knackered. Been painting the town again?

22/01/20 8:06:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 996Mark Wilson

🎵 Lady in red is dancing with me, fast asleep🎵

22/01/20 8:04:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

🎵 The lady in red

22/01/20 8:04:40

 
stone face Vote score: 7442stone face

Standing on her own backstage, she looked marooned.

22/01/20 8:04:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

♪ Red red whine... ♪

22/01/20 8:02:31

 
stone face Vote score: 7442stone face

Dressing like that she made a cardinal sin.

22/01/20 8:02:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

She needed a hairbrush, not an air brush

22/01/20 8:01:32

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Queen Crimson

22/01/20 8:00:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

Carmine Miranda

22/01/20 8:00:46

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Fifty Shades of Red

22/01/20 8:00:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

Sleeping Beauty

22/01/20 8:00:04

 
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