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Tom Cruise was the perfect height for Nicole

Wed 8:53:57

 

When meeting the woman of your dreams, never read her your captions.

Wed 8:14:54

 

Release the bulls.

Wed 8:49:56

 

You're such a mystery, such an enigma. I don't even know your favourite colour...

Wed 8:07:44

 

How to make narcolepsy look sexy.

Wed 9:58:05

 

Someone stole her flake!

Wed 8:00:27

 

When her grandma said she now looks like a hooker she stopped visiting.

Wed 9:42:13

 

Simply Red

Wed 9:19:47

 

Oh My God!! I needed this wee

Wed 8:35:34

 

Little red riding good.

Wed 14:25:25

 

Get the wet look.

Wed 9:25:53

 

Ruby Wednesday?

Wed 8:44:55

 

♪you might as well face it your addicted to...... red♪

Wed 8:27:38

 

She's particularly well red.

Wed 8:22:12

 

Everyone sleeps on the red eye flight.

Wed 18:41:15

 

♫ When you're feeling blue ....

Wed 15:43:07

 

Period Piece

Wed 14:18:22

 

- Helen Reddy is still making music?
- Well, not any more. She fell asleep.

Wed 10:47:49

 

"Did we overdo it with the lip gloss?"
"Considering she was a blonde with a beige jacket in front of a white wall, I'd say yes."

Wed 10:46:38

 

🎵 Whole Lotta Rosie

Wed 10:05:25

 

"This collar is sooo stiff!

Wed 9:45:46

 

Fire Blankets; worth keeping around you at all times

Wed 9:33:42

 

Red hot

Wed 9:30:25

 

Yep,this time Del Boy,your on to something real big,these new Sex Dolls will make a mint,this time next year,you could be a millionaire

Wed 9:02:10

 

"That's not Colonel Mustard..."

Wed 8:47:07

 

Does anyone know how to clean a keyboard?

Wed 8:38:05

 

I only said she may have overdone it with the colour - She went beetroot.

Wed 8:31:39

 

Ok, we get it. You want to borrow some money.

Wed 8:23:44

 

How can she wear Christmas decorations and still everyone wants to shag her?

Wed 8:23:39

 

Ah woman in green.
No.
Sorry. Excuse me. I’m colour blind. Do you mind if I use brail.
Ok.
Ahh yes! The raised bumps around the nipples definitely read red.

Wed 8:17:21

 

Dignitas offers a special service to anyone with a latex allergy.

Wed 8:16:58

 

Despite being dyslexic, Gloria was well red.

Wed 8:16:50

 

This photo is boring, except for the earrings.

Wed 8:15:42

 

Estelle's career was in ruins, as nobody was making 1940s French movies any more.

Wed 8:08:26

 

My dream girl

Wed 8:08:20

 

Scarlet O'Hara

Wed 8:07:33

 

You look knackered. Been painting the town again?

Wed 8:06:00

 

🎵 Lady in red is dancing with me, fast asleep🎵

Wed 8:04:43

 

🎵 The lady in red

Wed 8:04:40

 

Standing on her own backstage, she looked marooned.

Wed 8:04:29

 

♪ Red red whine... ♪

Wed 8:02:31

 

Dressing like that she made a cardinal sin.

Wed 8:02:26

 

She needed a hairbrush, not an air brush

Wed 8:01:32

 

Queen Crimson

Wed 8:00:47

 

Carmine Miranda

Wed 8:00:46

 

Fifty Shades of Red

Wed 8:00:18

 

Sleeping Beauty

Wed 8:00:04

 
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