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04/03/20 15:51:41 |
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Yes I am James. Glad I made you laugh. 😊🙂 --Karen Oakenfull
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30/05/14 14:36:05 |
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30/03/24 20:13:56, edited: 30/03/24 20:14:37 |
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27/03/24 20:24:08, edited: 27/03/24 20:30:37 |
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22/03/24 13:47:39 |
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I think the one in the middle looks a bit like Alvin Stardust. --Dave Bryan
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12/03/24 11:18:49 |
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29/01/24 8:36:17 |
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26/01/24 21:14:42 |
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18/01/24 20:11:55, edited: 19/01/24 20:01:56, suggested edits |
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Love this theme, Cap Auth, but wonder if a more specific story might get more votes. I've offered one but feel free to reject, I'm voting for your original anyway ;) --James Lennox
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13/01/24 12:33:40, edited: 13/01/24 12:49:19 |
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05/11/23 20:22:34, edited: 05/11/23 20:23:46 |
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05/09/23 20:17:25 |
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16/07/23 21:47:14 |
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04/07/23 0:10:22 |
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01/07/23 14:12:13, edited: 01/07/23 14:17:51 |
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10/06/23 5:09:40, edited: 10/06/23 5:15:59 |
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10/04/23 20:22:57, edited: 10/04/23 21:12:46 |
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I've given this a vote but think it would garner more votes if you removed the 'as a retirement gift from the hospital management' bit. It's just not needed. --Vivvy En
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05/04/23 20:08:08 |
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04/04/23 8:40:45 |
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20/01/23 12:13:39, edited: 20/01/23 12:47:35 |
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He didn't really mean it. He was just a little wound up. --Willie Johnson
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19/01/23 13:04:03, edited: 19/01/23 13:08:25 |
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17/01/23 20:01:31 |
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07/01/23 20:17:21 |
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Waaah!! Who told you…?!😱 --Julia Kinsey
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16/11/22 3:02:11 |
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28/09/22 20:42:21, edited: 28/09/22 23:47:44 |
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25/09/22 17:40:24, edited: 28/09/22 14:33:43 |
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Grammar Police: I knew...Thank you! --Dot Old
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24/09/22 6:10:04, edited: 24/09/22 6:12:17 |
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01/05/22 22:00:58 |
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27/12/21 21:53:43 |
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19/12/21 15:51:29 |
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18/09/21 20:40:00 |
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30/08/21 11:57:20 |
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24/11/20 3:35:57 |
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05/09/20 20:38:18 |
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03/06/20 14:34:31 |
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Where he's growing his cannabis. --Woofer 6
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02/06/20 10:02:02 |
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14/05/20 11:40:35 |
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And bye the way when i said about poaching a fish I meant cooking it. --Woofer 6
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13/05/20 11:22:11 |
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Where there's a free willy there's a way. --Woofer 6
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20/04/20 20:30:00 |
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Let's go to the instant replay. --Scrijjy Doo
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23/06/14 16:32:48 |
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It doesn't need the second sentence, just end it at 'kids' :) --Michael Winner
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31/12/23 12:27:45 |
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31/12/23 11:52:01, edited: 31/12/23 11:53:42 |
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01/10/23 23:24:25, edited: 02/10/23 3:02:12, suggested edits |
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16/09/23 1:18:33 |
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Message to Al. Thank you for you edit suggestion. Before I decide, I just want to say that the initial intention was to just write the first line, assuming everyone/most people know the limerick and people thinking or remembering what comes next is supposedly what may cause a chortle or two. The one I know is:
There once was a gardener from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Loads of grass, grew round his arse
And now he’s covered in weeds.
Should I write the original as I know it, or add your version which I think is funnier or shall I leave it as it is. If it’s worth changing to make it funnier, please let me know Al and also what others think possibly.
3:55pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Fair enough, Caption Author. Leave it how it is. I'd never heard it before and improvised.
4:42pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Kathleen, 'ass' rhymes better if you're from north of Watford Gap. :)
4:44pm
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
That’s because you are a quick witted clever little Devil our Al. I still don’t know what to Kathleen said to write ass instead of arse but I don’t know which limerick she means. I’ll see If I can find her.
4:48pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
I say “arse” though?😳
I never ever imagined that those would be my first words to you our Kathleen. Can we not let this affect our friendship?
4:54pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Thank you Al xxx
7:31pm
comment on caption:
There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Love this theme, Cap Auth, but wonder if a more specific story might get more votes. I've offered one but feel free to reject, I'm voting for your original anyway
6:53pm
comment on caption:
When asked about his heroism during the glue factory explosion, Dave replied "Has anyone got any solvent to get this prick off my back?" [Karen Oakenfull]
Thanks James. That’s much better. I love this edit suggestion option. I’ve written a lot of captions that have the idea, but a re-write can make the world of difference. Plus you learn more about creating better captions.
8:11pm
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When asked about his heroism during the glue factory explosion, Dave replied "Has anyone got any solvent to get this prick off my back?" [Karen Oakenfull]
Is it a Shotgun Wedding, then... or, "Matr AMO ny?"
3:11am
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“No bridesmaids then?” [Karen Oakenfull]
I think the one in the middle looks a bit like Alvin Stardust.
8:38am
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I see Shawaddywaddy are still doing the rounds. [Karen Oakenfull]