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Tony Edwards Vote score: 28136Tony Edwards

"Showers your tits!"

01/02/19 8:48:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2732Dave Bryan

Her cup runneth over.

01/02/19 8:02:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2732Dave Bryan

''That pose is fine, dear. Stop milking it.''

01/02/19 8:03:56

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 610Karen Oakenfull

2 glands 1 cup

01/02/19 12:04:53

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 522Spycenwolf

Sharon Stone in Basalt Instinct.

01/02/19 9:38:00

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1221Funny Bean

And all because the lady loves Milk Spray.

01/02/19 8:04:45

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1221Funny Bean

Dairyleak

01/02/19 9:07:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33941Welsh Rarebit

Statue of Libertitty

01/02/19 8:00:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 472James Lennox

After closely studying many, many, artworks, I think it's safe to say the Greco-Roman predates the Brazilian by several thousand years.

01/02/19 8:34:38

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 610Karen Oakenfull

Soapy tit sank

01/02/19 16:40:38

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 360Scrappy Doo

Soap ads were kinky in Roman times.

02/02/19 22:52:09

 
larry G. Vote score: 1074larry G.

Hardbody.

01/02/19 18:15:07

 
G fj Vote score: 452G fj

A classic work of part

01/02/19 17:50:16

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 391Barrie Bullock

Statue Venus?

01/02/19 17:08:41

 
Ian  Henson Ian Henson

No, I said I’m washing my Venus!

01/02/19 16:47:04

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 223Sam Cass

Massage the scalpture twice daily for improved growth.

01/02/19 12:05:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5595Mr Dome

Grey Anatomy

01/02/19 11:56:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18230John Glover

As an artist, Gwen was into self expression.

01/02/19 11:48:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18230John Glover

Express dairy.

01/02/19 11:15:50

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4567Chris Halliwell

Mum, the shower's bust again.

01/02/19 9:50:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4158Chris Keegan

"Darling! Just a thought, make sure you don't mistake the tube of silicone I left in the shower for shampoo"

01/02/19 9:40:32

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 522Spycenwolf

"You can't deny that she's got some tiles."

01/02/19 9:32:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11675Dan Nicholls

"Is that a standard work by him then?"
"Yeah, it's par Titian."

01/02/19 9:24:36

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19633John Llamas

Why the bowl?
There can be other things besides the jugs

01/02/19 9:17:47

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19633John Llamas

Lorenzo’s obsession with Weetabix seemed to be creeping into his artistic work.

01/02/19 9:14:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5163Hercules Rockefeller

#MedusaToo

01/02/19 9:11:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 859The Wolf

PG Tits

01/02/19 8:45:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 613Molly R

"It's pretty tricky to touch up my roots without a mirror"

01/02/19 8:43:54

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1221Funny Bean

Her milk tastes marblellous.

01/02/19 8:27:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 472James Lennox

If your soap brand promises porcelain skin, or skin as smooth as marble, my advice is to switch brands before it's too late.

01/02/19 8:20:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3569Vivvy En

It's estimated that 75% of women wear the wrong cup-size

01/02/19 8:17:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 859The Wolf

Julie's a Teaser

01/02/19 8:09:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6972Vanessa the Guesser

Colostrum of Rhodes

01/02/19 8:06:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8816Neil Mackenzie

I told her she spent too long in the shower. She’s only gone and fossilized.

01/02/19 8:03:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2732Dave Bryan

Besides knees, shins and feet, all her family lactose.

01/02/19 8:01:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6972Vanessa the Guesser

"When I mention that the tiles need re-grouting, she goes Psycho."

01/02/19 8:01:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1069Stu Dent

Milk jug

01/02/19 8:00:47

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1069Stu Dent

Bust her jug vessel

01/02/19 8:00:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 859The Wolf

"That's the only statue you've got for sale? No sorry, I don't one tit"

01/02/19 8:00:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2732Dave Bryan

Shower cup

01/02/19 8:00:10

 
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