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Vivvy En Vote score: 3836Vivvy En

That's definitely not somewhere I'd keep my banana

10/02/19 20:19:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21293Michael Winner

The first attempt at methane-powered flight.

10/02/19 20:07:02

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 759Karen Oakenfull

What a pro!...Lapse

10/02/19 21:44:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18507John Glover

"Mum, does dad have to stand at the front door like that every time I bring a new boyfriend home?"

10/02/19 20:26:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

We shouldn't make fun of other cultures' customs, but there comes a point where you have no choice.

10/02/19 20:39:39

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 341Sam Cass

9 out of 10 referees recommend flossing.

10/02/19 21:35:36

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 200Generic RedHead

Kim Kardashian's latest Instagram post didn't go down too well.

11/02/19 19:53:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5329Hercules Rockefeller

"Damn squatters are everywhere."

10/02/19 22:56:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20151Ian Skelding

"What do you think Agnes?"
"Knotty but nice."

10/02/19 20:27:41

 
Mark England Vote score: 14458Mark England

Kim's opponent was so good that he tied him up in knots

10/02/19 20:14:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8924Neil Mackenzie

I thought he was a Sumo but he is actually a Tie Wrestler.

10/02/19 20:13:04

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1847Tracey Sarge

Give a man enough rope...he'll hang himself a curtain

10/02/19 20:10:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28640Tony Edwards

"The name's Bond. Bond Age."

10/02/19 20:08:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3233Dave Bryan

Thongbird

10/02/19 20:02:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

"Who moved the bloody toilet!"

10/02/19 20:00:06

 
Ian  Henson Ian Henson

The Tena Lady testing unit has very rigorous standards

12/02/19 15:35:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6140Mr Dome

He always does this before he enters the ring

11/02/19 7:12:57

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 581Spycenwolf

Gi string.

11/02/19 6:25:50

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 524Scrappy Doo

To withstand such forces, the drawstring on his shorts has to be enormous.

11/02/19 0:09:48

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 524Scrappy Doo

Wow. Using the Thighmaster 3 hours a day really paid off!

11/02/19 0:03:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5486Tosser Wivlov

He's a slack belt.

10/02/19 23:58:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5395Greg Curtis

“That settles it: I’m not gay.”

10/02/19 23:53:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 759Karen Oakenfull

If the Geisha girl at the top of the steps doesn’t take the rest of her Kimono off fast, he may well ‘self castrate’ and lose the world record.

10/02/19 21:57:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

Meanwhile, back in tie land..

10/02/19 21:55:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6140Mr Dome

The penis mightier than the sword

10/02/19 21:19:33

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1847Tracey Sarge

Hui-dini

10/02/19 21:03:57

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4768Paul Reeve

Thankfully his balloon knot is not on show.

10/02/19 20:51:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

Remember that scene in Rocky when he runs up the museum steps? Well, in the sumo version, Rokki, it's unforgettable.

10/02/19 20:50:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7403Vanessa the Guesser

"...one word...two syllables...is it Cluedo?"

10/02/19 20:37:03

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1847Tracey Sarge

Trussed up like a sumo thighed chicken

10/02/19 20:24:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

"OK, so after the night we had my eyes may look a bit ropey but it's the taste in my mouth that I'm seriously concerned about"

10/02/19 20:23:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18507John Glover

Now, that's a fancy bit of bum floss.

10/02/19 20:22:25

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1905Funny Bean

"I’d love to spend some quality time with your dad darling... I’m just not sure wrestling is my thing."

10/02/19 20:12:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8924Neil Mackenzie

He just wanted a tie back for his curtain.

10/02/19 20:11:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21293Michael Winner

If men had periods, ads for sanitary towels would look something like this.

10/02/19 20:09:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1420Stu Dent

Curtain brawl

10/02/19 20:08:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21293Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Extreme Road Surfacing'..."

10/02/19 20:08:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 14458Mark England

Being an ex boy scout came in handy when Kyoto needed a knot to keep his mawashi on

10/02/19 20:08:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28640Tony Edwards

Love handles

10/02/19 20:06:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21293Michael Winner

"See- doesn't it look like a face?"

10/02/19 20:05:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

Bow Derek

10/02/19 20:03:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

Haka Bulk

10/02/19 20:01:27

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 759Karen Oakenfull

Well that’s one way to cut a cake.

10/02/19 20:00:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1501The Wolf

Timmy the Ballet dancer had been suffering with terrible constipation for months

10/02/19 20:00:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

The Vast Sumorai

10/02/19 20:00:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1493Crunchy Chords

Grand Heft Ottoman

10/02/19 20:00:07

 
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