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Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong...
30/03/20 19:00:10
Even drug addicts are panic buying
30/03/20 20:14:05
"You missed a bit."
30/03/20 19:24:17
Ever since I started self-isolating, my coke habit has got well out of control.
30/03/20 19:00:13
"Stop taking photos please love. Can't you see I'm having an emulsional day?"
30/03/20 19:00:05
Dear Mr JonesWe at Jurassic World would like to offer our profound apologies for the incident with the pterodactyl. We will of course cover your dry cleaning costs and would like to offer you 20 per cent off your next visit
30/03/20 21:20:31
"I've exceeded my paint threshold."
30/03/20 20:06:15
Seagulls do their bit to keep people away from the coast.
30/03/20 19:13:18
I had felt invincible, like I could accomplish anything, so I decided to renovate the bedroom. Turns out that having a caption with 20 votes is not an indicator of future life success.
30/03/20 19:01:58
Down on his luck, Dave was feeling emulsional.
30/03/20 19:32:56
"Why did I volunteer to collect Gulliver's sperm sample?"
30/03/20 19:00:29
Self isolate doesn't improve your man's DIY skills. If he was shit before he's probably still shit now.
30/03/20 21:54:34
Jack was happy to have a job at Sainsburys, but that was going to be the last time he was to attempt to stop three bloody aggressive ladies from nicking twenty large bags of flour.
30/03/20 19:38:40
''If I ever get my hands on that f-cking Dulux dog........''
30/03/20 19:33:34
"Over here Mick, shine the torch, I've found the white spirit."
30/03/20 19:15:49
His work mates were quick to tell him:- You've missed a bit.
30/03/20 19:15:04
In order to erase mistakes from the past on a tip from an ex, Dave spent time in a correction facility.
30/03/20 20:31:54
Jim was really crap at paintballing.
30/03/20 19:58:29
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