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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong...

30/03/20 20:00:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5512Stu Dent

Even drug addicts are panic buying

30/03/20 21:14:05

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22407Troompa Loompa

"You missed a bit."

30/03/20 20:24:17

 
Guy Random Vote score: 333Guy Random

Ever since I started self-isolating, my coke habit has got well out of control.

30/03/20 20:00:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

"Stop taking photos please love. Can't you see I'm having an emulsional day?"

30/03/20 20:00:05

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 534Fozzgog B.

Dear Mr Jones
We at Jurassic World would like to offer our profound apologies for the incident with the pterodactyl. We will of course cover your dry cleaning costs and would like to offer you 20 per cent off your next visit

30/03/20 22:20:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

"I've exceeded my paint threshold."

30/03/20 21:06:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17896Vanessa the Guesser

Seagulls do their bit to keep people away from the coast.

30/03/20 20:13:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6136Crunchy Chords

I had felt invincible, like I could accomplish anything, so I decided to renovate the bedroom. Turns out that having a caption with 20 votes is not an indicator of future life success.

30/03/20 20:01:58

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Past life success is not an indicator of having a caption with 20 votes. --Willie Johnson
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5854Paul Reeve

Down on his luck, Dave was feeling emulsional.

30/03/20 20:32:56

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If that’s the case then it is a genuine mistake on my part, and I sincerely apologise.It’s only a bit of fun so please don’t let a genuine mistake make you all emulsional  --Paul Reeve
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6136Crunchy Chords

"Why did I volunteer to collect Gulliver's sperm sample?"

30/03/20 20:00:29

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

Self isolate doesn't improve your man's DIY skills. If he was shit before he's probably still shit now.

30/03/20 22:54:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22560John Glover

Jack was happy to have a job at Sainsburys, but that was going to be the last time he was to attempt to stop three bloody aggressive ladies from nicking twenty large bags of flour.

30/03/20 20:38:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21405Dave Bryan

''If I ever get my hands on that f-cking Dulux dog........''

30/03/20 20:33:34

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2520Karen Oakenfull

"Over here Mick, shine the torch, I've found the white spirit."

30/03/20 20:15:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13227Neil Mackenzie

His work mates were quick to tell him:- You've missed a bit.

30/03/20 20:15:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17342Dan Nicholls

In order to erase mistakes from the past on a tip from an ex, Dave spent time in a correction facility.

30/03/20 21:31:54

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

Jim was really crap at paintballing.

30/03/20 20:58:29

 
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