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	Can I ask you equestrian? 30/09/17 2:05:50	14

	Brideseye view 12/09/17 21:41:57	14

	Pawn star 14/01/17 12:08:04	14

	Part of Asda's Rollback range 02/02/24 22:00:38	13

	clever He calls himself Peter Parkour 08/01/24 12:02:53	13

	Jake was shit at his job as he actually attracted birds 12/12/23 8:15:15	13

	I've fooled you once again, Mr Bond 08/08/23 12:45:43, edited: 08/08/23 14:19:20	1 13

	- What's it like being in your family? - We have our uppers and downers 19/06/23 13:10:00	13

	Spokey 26/10/22 8:46:16	13

	lol Village of the Rammed 28/05/22 12:43:28	13

	lol That's Asbo price 15/05/22 8:08:59	13

	Hard core porn 07/05/22 12:04:27	2 13
I've heard it's pretty seedy. --Karyn Harrison
	Dave used to work on the dodgems 05/05/22 12:27:36	13

	He slept like a log 23/02/22 8:16:47	13

	The real cast of Sesame Street 06/05/21 20:06:40	2 13
I can't believe how big the bird is who plays Elmo. --James Lennox
	Now he can have a shag wherever he goes 25/03/21 22:46:36	13

	Cheetah won an Oscar for best supporting actor 21/02/21 8:36:45	13

	Sorry I can't find a pulse 13/01/21 15:18:57	13

	lol - What's for dinner love? - Shark's head 14/12/20 17:30:34	2 13
Stared at this for a full five minutes before the penny dropped LOL! --Karyn Harrison
	Death roll 14/12/20 8:52:13	13

	lol Dave always got concerned when his mistress left messages about her period 04/07/20 12:01:54	13

	Things start to get really competitive at the Doncaster annual farting championships 26/05/20 12:08:17	13

	When are we taking the tree down? 27/04/20 12:45:15	13

	In attempts to monitor seaside birds, the RSPB have stated all gulls should be given a chip 23/04/20 13:01:34	13

	Always take care when your left leg is shorter and thinner than your right leg 08/03/20 13:58:41	13

	lol 'Gerald. The taxidermist has just dropped off your bird. I don't think you'll like the size of the bill' 13/01/20 12:13:14	13

	This reminds me I must get the car washed 06/01/20 9:32:51	13

	clever Ikea Sportage 04/01/20 9:28:33	1 13
It was a Rolls Royce kit, but they didn't read the directions when putting it together. --Willie Johnson
	It's 2088. The scorched earth finally reveals the Loch Ness monster 08/09/19 12:01:05	13

	Right Dave, you need to be really bendy to lick your own balls, so.... 01/09/19 9:08:11	13

	clever Shoplifters operate in this area 26/08/19 20:18:03	1 13

	lol Not the 70s disco I had in mind 12/08/19 12:18:22	13

	Potheads 10/07/19 8:27:07	13

	Does my bun look big in this? 28/04/19 8:21:35	13

	lol Dave the shepherd was teaching his dog to round up the sheep 17/04/19 8:15:08	2 13
"... 97, 98, 99. ...Let's just call it an even hundred." :^) --Crunchy Chords
	I said I wanted a futon 22/12/18 12:32:03	13

	What a huge snail 07/09/18 12:02:53	1 13
It runs on Shell. --Karyn Harrison
	Dave was getting a bit sick of people jumping on the back and steering for him 22/02/18 13:38:49	13

	Have you taken my pen, Gwynne? 10/11/17 12:02:50	13

	For some reason there was a black cloud hanging over Leroy all day 18/10/17 10:12:34	13

	creative clever '...and now the Netherlands entry...' 16/07/16 8:10:50	13

	Indian elephant ear burger 13/04/24 20:03:17	12

	Nando's must be around here somewhere I can smell my mum cooking 05/04/24 12:15:02	12

	creative The bear necesstitties 28/02/24 12:08:26	12

	Santa claw 05/12/23 20:31:03, suggested edits	1 12

	Being a bit more mature, Josh wasn't into young girls he preferred an elder 31/08/22 13:49:44, edited: 31/08/22 13:49:52	12

	Helen loved driving in an open top 13/07/22 8:19:31	12

	lol clever 'Just one more thing...' 24/04/22 14:39:54	12

	Lucy regrets her taunt of 'come and have a go if you think you're hard enough' to the paintball enthusiasts 23/01/22 8:30:05	12

	Little Trouble in Big China 16/10/21 20:50:53	12

	Angela Jerkel 07/10/21 12:01:53	12

	You'd grimace like that too if you had a pound of stuffing up your arse 11/08/21 8:20:19	12

	Dogsion 19/06/21 20:42:32	12

	Wintersault 06/04/21 8:06:32	12

	lol clever 🎵 Bright eye.. 02/04/21 13:25:38	12

	Face painting 02/01/21 13:50:13	1 12
Sad to see they're re-editing the works of Stanley Cubric. --Mauris Iocus
	lol That moment you realise everyone on the Zoom call can see you masturbating 23/09/20 20:14:56	1 12

	I hate sodding flip flops 14/08/20 20:11:25	12

	This is the only known surviving photo of the man with the world's longest middle finger 20/07/20 13:25:44	1 12
Sadly he lost it in a fight over a Snickers bar. --Karyn Harrison
	- Pea green? - He probably does 19/07/20 12:35:24	1 12
That's a lot of pee. Incontinence in continents, I guess you'd say. --Willie Johnson
	So don't bug bunny 15/07/20 8:17:16	12

	Frigging sperm whales 28/05/20 20:10:05	12

	lol - Do you suffer with furballs? - Not any more 03/04/20 12:15:23	12

	It's how she keeps swarm 20/12/19 20:48:03	12

	It has really good coverage 03/12/19 13:39:06	12

	Come back with my bloody wig 01/12/19 8:02:05	12

	lol As Dave came out of his cryogenic state, he suddenly realised things had changed significantly in 400 years 20/04/19 20:48:31	1 12
This is brilliant! --Karyn Harrison
	AHH f""k it's a tampon 19/04/19 20:47:17	1 12

	Horseprung durch technik 29/12/18 9:36:19	12

	Freeze frame 17/11/18 13:31:09	1 12
Jill walked out & slammed the door. Ten floors down she found Jack had jumped a-head to meet her. --Mauris Iocus
	Dave was thankful he was not up shit creek 09/08/18 14:36:59	12

	Children should be seen and not herd 16/12/17 20:39:47	12

	clever Sorry boys, Black Friday is tomorrow 23/11/17 9:57:22	12

	I know Americans have funny names for things, but I thought the trunk was at the rear of the car 13/11/17 0:52:31	1 12
Well done. I tried and failed to think of a way to work in that gag. --Pussy Galore
	Next stop, Wigan 11/11/17 20:33:46	12

	Pen pals 16/11/16 20:11:09	12

	Must have shelled out a lot for this funeral 11/04/24 20:05:52	1 11

	He's married to a Swiss army wife 07/03/24 20:23:28	11

	It's tragic but the penalties went to sudden death 14/02/24 12:33:35	11

	No Fido, I said 'SIT!' 28/12/23 17:05:57	11

	Is that Medu- 28/09/23 12:19:27	11

	I don't normally buy gimmicky things but I could see myself wearing one of these 11/06/23 12:51:38, edited: 11/06/23 12:56:48	11

	Quick Robin, to the Batmobility scooter 15/05/23 20:00:16	11

	clever Despite his appearance and seemingly feminine qualities this man will never be woke 07/04/23 9:02:38	11

	clever I signed up for the introductory curse 01/03/23 8:48:57	11

	Wedding magazine 01/10/22 23:28:54	11

	'Is it white?' asked Philip 07/08/21 12:05:26	1 11
No, it's Pinot Noir. --Karyn Harrison
	The peacock repeatedly told her to keep off the grass until he was blue in the face 01/06/21 8:18:40	11

	lol Yes, many of us do feel that way about recycled captions. (OK, maybe a slight nod to 08:58:08) 22/04/21 8:58:08	2 11
That's either a monumental mistake or a brilliant caption. Or a very slow reflex. --Willie Johnson
	🎵 I came in like a raccoon ball 20/02/21 14:01:38	11

	clever Obviously third from the right was the only one who listened when they asked for a line-up 19/01/21 8:21:17	11

	Inaugural meeting of the Newcastle Grandmother's association 08/01/21 9:17:07	11

	Doggie bag 18/11/20 8:58:49	2 11
Never ask for a doggie bag at a Korean restaurant. --Scrijjy Doo
	Extreme farting 12/08/20 8:12:37	1 11

	This bit will hurt 18/05/20 10:17:08	1 11
This will not hurt a bit. Can't say the same for your head. --Willie Johnson
	It actually works, on the hole 09/04/20 12:09:55	11

	Gulliver! It's your mum on the phone 21/02/20 8:01:00	11

	* anyway 08/02/20 8:10:34	11

	She should try the reverse clowngirl position 02/02/20 20:32:23	11

	Wooden door, wooden walls, wooden roof, wooden buy it 10/12/19 12:14:44	11

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Especially for the Em'Balm'ing Tank.

[anon]

14/04/24
1:11am

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Must have shelled out a lot for this funeral [Mr Dome]

One of the rare occasions when the use of that word is really appropriate.

Molly R

22/04/24
6:22am

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- What does that writing say? - Fuck nose [Mr Dome]

Hi Molly. I thought the exact same thing. It had to be the full word or it wouldn't work so well

(caption author)

22/04/24
7:18am

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- What does that writing say? - Fuck nose [Mr Dome]

“I didn’t even know she was famous!”

James F

Wednesday
12:27pm

comment on caption:
Darling I think Lexi is on heat [Mr Dome]

If you voted for 12:16:11 (my caption) please also vote for this caption which was first with the wane - Wayne pun (just noticed).

[anon]

Sunday
5:31pm

comment on caption:
All the others kept running intensely but over time Bruce Waned [Mr Dome]

He's actually trans. I heard he's changed his name to Jenny.

Karyn Harrison

Sunday
10:50pm

comment on caption:
Turns out Eeyore is gay too [Mr Dome]

Eeyore she?

James Lennox

Monday
3:41am

comment on caption:
Turns out Eeyore is gay too [Mr Dome]

Hahaha. I would have to say 'she', lest I be arrested for misgendering a fictional donkey.

Karyn Harrison

Monday
3:04pm

comment on caption:
Turns out Eeyore is gay too [Mr Dome]

I'm still waiting for the remake of Pinocchio:

"I want to be a real boy! Wait a minute ... I'll just say I AM a real boy and anybody who disagrees will get cancelled!"

THE END

James Lennox

Monday
8:44pm

comment on caption:
Turns out Eeyore is gay too [Mr Dome]

Have only just seen this. Thanks Stephen, it was very courteous of you

(caption author)

yesterday
1:06pm

comment on caption:
All the others kept running intensely but over time Bruce Waned [Mr Dome]

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